Dingleberries

Haha Well all I know is I'm still NOT Right!

Haha Well all I know is I'm still NOT Right! Originally Posted by Gemma34

So your saying in this particular case the "darker the berry the sweeter the juices" doesn't apply...correct?

It does not.

Kinda reminds me of a real crappy jelly.

Lmao, I think if not all, then most of us gals has had this experience with the skid marks.. I don't understand how some guys can be so damn dirty.. Like really, were you never taught how to wipe your a** Wipe till its white.. And if it isn't white after so many whipes, hop your butt in the shower and clean with soap and water.. Stop being lazy.. I know it would be way worse if a girl left skid marks on your bed, and your for sure call her out on it, and probably in public form too.. So let's all be adults and keep our bodies as clean as you can.. It's good practice for great hygiene, lol..

This only goes to those who are lazy at cleaning themselves.. I'm still lmao at this post, and the comments.. Hahaha.. Thanks for the laugh this morning..

This quickly degenerated from a cautionary tale, to middle school mouth farts...

Was this an older guy? Some of this comes with age. Some older guys pop gas and don't know there was leakage. Sensitivity dulls with age so again, they may not feel it. It's no excuse. Avoid flatulent and high fiber foods the night before if it's early appointment and all day if it's later appointment, Keep in mind, that nasty ass sweats all day and needs regular maintenance.
If you have a hairy asshole, dingleberry risk rises. And never, never crap at a ladies place of
business. You will kill her mood or she might throw your shitty ass out.

LOL! It killed my mood & I threw his shitty ass out.

Maybe you should state in your showcase that you are not scat friendly.

Maybe you should state in your showcase that you are not scat friendly. Originally Posted by mojoworkin

LMFAO!!!

Its true, shit happens!

Old men should never pass a restroom, and never trust a fart........

Oh Lordy... I should not have eaten Breakfast before reading this

Dude-Wipes! https://youtu.be/HPslRiy2Vvo