Hey! Does anyone have a single action hand pump yogurt howitzer they can loan me for an hour???

^ he upcharges for the vibration option. Originally Posted by Romeo_Silvertongue

and just how would you know that, sir?

dual turbo powered chrome steel cybernetic lube injector available for rent. 240/hr, 160/hhr, 80/15min. screening required before renting. Originally Posted by BigDirkThrusting

Dayum. I'll even make you a ham sammich with a bag of Hot Chee-Tos.

and just how would you know that, sir? Originally Posted by BigDirkThrusting

i have.. resources.. dedicated to the exposure of this board's secrets.

Dayum. I'll even make you a ham sammich with a bag of Hot Chee-Tos. Originally Posted by Miss Valentina

oh *hell* yeah! you're definitely getting the vibration option now!

Howitzer not available!! Would a fun sized .177 cal BB gun work

I just happen to own the patent on a product that Toys Bat Shit Crazy products passed on. I have hated being the low man (hind tit) guy on the staff at BSC having to DO all the BSC bitch research before the guys would develop products like Guava Douche so I am happy to say that when I told you so, I meant it.

Introducing the single action hand pump yogurt Howitzer that you all have been waiting for. I have been marketing this for some time after ToyZ's boobhead investors thought it was a bad idea (because it wasn't theirs kinda thing AKA their idea)

Below is the full line of products for any occasion including porn movie staff meetings or just a little war among the rosesmor just a need to feel that you really copped a nut that wouldn't be popped but by the likes of you.

I say when you need cum YOU NEED CUM!!!!! Here you go!!!


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for franchising information contact me at WHOSYOURBITCHNOW@majicmoneysho t.com


Toyz you should have stuck with Hooker Rosetta Stone when you started the BSC "We don't want to fuck you, we want to help" bullshit at Bat Shit Crazy that nade you a legend in your own mind. But where is the company now? Dissolved; I an sure. Hobart and SL won't even talk to you and EFN has you bound up in legal red tape that you may not get more than cents on the dollar out of the company. We could see the writing on the wall. Shit your business partners took it in the shorts (literally) for your humorous marketing ideas but you failed to protect them.

I hope that the carbon fiber dash and color coded cross drilled rotors were not a business expense. I guess feeding hoogars, getting banned and learning about differences between bandals and randals is you're new quest?

Back to yogurt howitzers...... the new Hitachi vibrator powered "providers model" will be out soon and will sell for HDH rates but girls it's worth it!!!!

I am currently working on the orgasmic gang bang version that uses the 155mm M1 Howitzer for a platform and can shoot a plane down at low altitudes with the velocity and destruction of an explosive charge from an AP round. Thus giving BBBJCIMNQSP an new meaning.

Just a little humor as this whole website is a fabrication of the truth and so is this

^ A picture may be worth 1000 words, but an emoticon is only worth 20.

I'll save you some reading anyway:

(Sheepishly raises hand)

I'll take a Bukkake Bucket.


Make that two Bukkake Buckets...

...and I'd like you to try my new Bukkake Bucket...



...which includes the Colonel's own "special sauce", with 11 secret herbs and spices.

This is the best damn threAD I've seen in a long time. I love it!

I just happen to own the patent on a product that Toys Bat Shit Crazy products passed on. I have hated being the low man (hind tit) guy on the staff at BSC having to DO all the BSC bitch research before the guys would develop products like Guava Douche so I am happy to say that when I told you so, I meant it.

Introducing the single action hand pump yogurt Howitzer that you all have been waiting for. I have been marketing this for some time after ToyZ's boobhead investors thought it was a bad idea (because it wasn't theirs kinda thing AKA their idea)

Below is the full line of products for any occasion including porn movie staff meetings or just a little war among the rosesmor just a need to feel that you really copped a nut that wouldn't be popped but by the likes of you.

I say when you need cum YOU NEED CUM!!!!! Here you go!!!


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for franchising information contact me at WHOSYOURBITCHNOW@majicmoneysho t.com


Toyz you should have stuck with Hooker Rosetta Stone when you started the BSC "We don't want to fuck you, we want to help" bullshit at Bat Shit Crazy that nade you a legend in your own mind. But where is the company now? Dissolved; I an sure. Hobart and SL won't even talk to you and EFN has you bound up in legal red tape that you may not get more than cents on the dollar out of the company. We could see the writing on the wall. Shit your business partners took it in the shorts (literally) for your humorous marketing ideas but you failed to protect them.

I hope that the carbon fiber dash and color coded cross drilled rotors were not a business expense. I guess feeding hoogars, getting banned and learning about differences between bandals and randals is you're new quest?

Back to yogurt howitzers...... the new Hitachi vibrator powered "providers model" will be out soon and will sell for HDH rates but girls it's worth it!!!!

I am currently working on the orgasmic gang bang version that uses the 155mm M1 Howitzer for a platform and can shoot a plane down at low altitudes with the velocity and destruction of an explosive charge from an AP round. Thus giving BBBJCIMNQSP an new meaning.

Just a little humor as this whole website is a fabrication of the truth and so is this

Originally Posted by RandB fan

While its true that RandB Fan was a temporary & short lived employee of Toyzindustreez, he as he often does, has overstated his role & ergo, his importance.


RandB worked as a paper filer in our mailroom. After numerous issues with him trying to claim trademark on T.I. Industreez ideas, we moved his cube to the basement of the warehouse. (see pic exhibit #1 filed in superior court)



Eventually after many discussions & interventions, we were sadly forced to terminate RandB...

Even then he wouldn't leave...we sent him not one, but TWO severance Czechs hoping to ease his transition into reality...



After threats to blow up Toyzindustreez offices, we were forced to file a restraining order in circuit court to safeguard our interests...(see exhibit #2 below)



RandB is now being sought by the authorities for various infractions including not returning the Severance Czech Chicks. He was last spotted in this rusted out Datsun cruising Rundberg.

If you have information leading to the capture of this evil man, please contact authorities. He took company assets including the Red Stapler in pictures above. We want them back...




By the way Rand, I saw a Delorean for sale not long ago and thought about you...wondering if you could refurbish it to its former glory.

I say that is slanderous!

I am surprised you would bring up a Delorian and you two have something in common:

You both are famous for what you attempted but not successful!

Toyz Industries Board of Directors had their faces shoved to a pile of bleached guava dung that I had developed that they wouldn't listen to my other ideas for products or improvements. I was told my idea for what I finally named "Magic Money Shot" were less than up to the standards of the company and that my skills were being wasted developing and improving products. I took the idea and changed it so I was not stealing the idea. Yet the cronies at Toys said I could have the idea and do with it what i wanted, no strings attached. They gave me rights to the idea when they sold me on the demotion, I mean promotion, to the basement and included 2 really big "CzeckZ" in the deal.

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I was promised that my new position would have a real meaning to the success of the business but what I didn't know is that the guava had been eating coco beans and these idiots were eating the shit out of it. I had removed the flavor and stench with peroxide treatments and these guys were eating it like caviar on crackers. Ya I developed one of those as a douche but they said it worked too well because you could not get the flavor or the smell right and no one would buy it. I made it using guava dung and they marketed it and gave me NADA. when I bitched about the Czeckz and told them that they must have bounced they threw me out using some form from where SL had had a restraining order put on him by some collage coed he followed home from UT to LA. I swear the cops looked like a pimp from SA that invented the term BSC.

Now that we have that straight, lets move on the ToyZ and the Delorian story. Both are kind of the same except Delorian was a good looking guy and Toyz is a fat ugly fuck. moving on they both made products at first very good ones and later peices of shit than at the end real good looking pieces of shit that didn't work but would not go away. I am sure that both mens talents have brought fort major innovations.

In Delorian's credit that would be the GTO and the wide track suspension.
In Toyz credit gos Hookers Rosetta Stone.

Delorian then signed his name to the Chevrolet Vega and promptly quit. The Vega became the biggest pile of shit GM ever built and Delorian was not done yet.

He built a car from stainless steel with door that made it to where you could not park near anyone else but fat people could get in and out of sports cars; Something Mercedes has always excelled at!!

The car didn't sell because it was much like the AMC Gremlin which Toyz not only owned but loves to this day but it looked cool unlike the Gremlin, It had parts from partnerships with Volvo, Renault, Lotus, and others as this video shows




Toyz decided to develop the line of BSC products that has made him famous on the eccie boards but like Delorian he made something pretty but it was poorly made, controversial, it was poorly made, and didn't have a good fir and finish so when you get close to it the worse it looked. Kinda like ToyZ product line named BAT SHIT CRAZY. To make sales almost impossible they Coined a slogan "WE DON'T WANT TO FUCK YOU, WE WANT TO HELP YOU.

Thats when he started to remind you of Delorian as his products were oversold, he exploited counties with high unemployment, and once the product was actually introduced more than half the products went unpurchased.
Now ToyZ is facing legal actions from Mobile ToyZ, Car ToyZ and Vicious Toyz Industries all of Austin because of the damage that caused by introducing BSC to the ToyZ product line. Delorian screwed the people of England out of hundreds of millions, ToyZ JUST TRIED!

My proud company is proud to announce that we have hired all the employees of ToyZ that were laid off when the company started selling it latest product the WHACK-A-STOOGE is not made by toyZ industries but ToyZ industrieZ I guess it's his new start up like Delorian's watch company that took in millions (Delorian Time DC2) and never delivered a single watch.




So heres the deal stay away from WHACK-A-STOOGE and get yourself a bucket of Magic Money Shot through a participating retailer or food outlet of you choice! Remember, I am not selling you anything but what you asked for : A single action hand pump yogurt Howitzer. here you go OPEN WIDE

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P.S. I had that engine built by Loxlee-Love and it was a good one. Straight 6 that would spin 10k RPMs He knew how to build engines. and there is no rust on the car, it was primed!!!!! and sat outside for a few years so the hood seasoned. Ya that's the ticket!!!!!

I say that is slanderous!

I am surprised you would bring up a Delorian and you two have something in common:

You both are famous for what you attempted but not successful!

Toyz Industries Board of Directors had their faces shoved to a pile of bleached guava dung that I had developed that they wouldn't listen to my other ideas for products or improvements. I was told my idea for what I finally named "Magic Money Shot" were less than up to the standards of the company and that my skills were being wasted developing and improving products. I took the idea and changed it so I was not stealing the idea. Yet the cronies at Toys said I could have the idea and do with it what i wanted, no strings attached. They gave me rights to the idea when they sold me on the demotion, I mean promotion, to the basement and included 2 really big "CzeckZ" in the deal.

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I was promised that my new position would have a real meaning to the success of the business but what I didn't know is that the guava had been eating coco beans and these idiots were eating the shit out of it. I had removed the flavor and stench with peroxide treatments and these guys were eating it like caviar on crackers. Ya I developed one of those as a douche but they said it worked too well because you could not get the flavor or the smell right and no one would buy it. I made it using guava dung and they marketed it and gave me NADA. when I bitched about the Czeckz and told them that they must have bounced they threw me out using some form from where SL had had a restraining order put on him by some collage coed he followed home from UT to LA. I swear the cops looked like a pimp from SA that invented the term BSC.

Now that we have that straight, lets move on the ToyZ and the Delorian story. Both are kind of the same except Delorian was a good looking guy and Toyz is a fat ugly fuck. moving on they both made products at first very good ones and later peices of shit than at the end real good looking pieces of shit that didn't work but would not go away. I am sure that both mens talents have brought fort major innovations.

In Delorian's credit that would be the GTO and the wide track suspension.
In Toyz credit gos Hookers Rosetta Stone.

Delorian then signed his name to the Chevrolet Vega and promptly quit. The Vega became the biggest pile of shit GM ever built and Delorian was not done yet.

He built a car from stainless steel with door that made it to where you could not park near anyone else but fat people could get in and out of sports cars; Something Mercedes has always excelled at!!

The car didn't sell because it was much like the AMC Gremlin which Toyz not only owned but loves to this day but it looked cool unlike the Gremlin, It had parts from partnerships with Volvo, Renault, Lotus, and others as this video shows




Toyz decided to develop the line of BSC products that has made him famous on the eccie boards but like Delorian he made something pretty but it was poorly made, controversial, it was poorly made, and didn't have a good fir and finish so when you get close to it the worse it looked. Kinda like ToyZ product line named BAT SHIT CRAZY. To make sales almost impossible they Coined a slogan "WE DON'T WANT TO FUCK YOU, WE WANT TO HELP YOU.

Thats when he started to remind you of Delorian as his products were oversold, he exploited counties with high unemployment, and once the product was actually introduced more than half the products went unpurchased.
Now ToyZ is facing legal actions from Mobile ToyZ, Car ToyZ and Vicious Toyz Industries all of Austin because of the damage that caused by introducing BSC to the ToyZ product line. Delorian screwed the people of England out of hundreds of millions, ToyZ JUST TRIED!

My proud company is proud to announce that we have hired all the employees of ToyZ that were laid off when the company started selling it latest product the WHACK-A-STOOGE is not made by toyZ industries but ToyZ industrieZ I guess it's his new start up like Delorian's watch company that took in millions (Delorian Time DC2) and never delivered a single watch.




So heres the deal stay away from WHACK-A-STOOGE and get yourself a bucket of Magic Money Shot through a participating retailer or food outlet of you choice! Remember, I am not selling you anything but what you asked for : A single action hand pump yogurt Howitzer. here you go OPEN WIDE

Attachment 446669 Originally Posted by RandB fan

The pictures of the Czech chicks above are AFTER pics not BEFORE. When we sent them to RandB (AKA Giorgetto Giorgiaro designer of the YUGO-known globally as the cheapest cars ever built) they looked very much as they do below. Young, vibrant, wholesome, virginal. Giorgetto subjected them to many unammed tortures including being forced to sit on the couch and cuddle with him while he ate Flautas & watched Wheel of Fortune.



Upon return, we put both girls in a sanatorium to attempt to heal their minds...their looks are obviously gone forever. The Doctors hold out little hope. Next of kin have been notified.

Giorgie as you can tell from the above ramblings, is a bad liar. His sense of adequacy has plagued him since his teenage years in a girls prison. (The judge couldn't decide if he was male or female, but given his obvious tendencies for dressing in frilly pink things, opted for the safest place to put him, knowing that he would become someones wifey in a mens prison). Upon release Giorgie seemed completely off kilter, trying to pawn his cheap wares off on any unsuspecting company.

I hired him as a favor to my cousins sisters brother & put him in the mailroom as I described above. His personality was always a bit off from the norm and his tendency to exaggerate became legendary around Toyz Industreez. One day he came in to my office as he was prone to do and I said "Whats up Giorgie"? He went on a incredible sales pitch for the head gear I show in the picture below that I snapped while he was raving (I thought I might need it later to have him apprehended, and I was right). He claimed this device allowed him to seduce young women and make them do their will...

In actuality it was a kitchen light powered by 2 "AA" batteries he had taken from his personal butt plug.





At any rate, now you know "The Rest of the Story" about RandB AKA Giorgie.

He is still on the loose and considered...uh...loose.

Be careful out there.

So you are just like Delorian and you're not defending yourself or the shit products you try to push off on us here at ECCIE!

Yes, I did work for BSC products but they were not a part of ToyZ Industries. you were just a vendor to them just someone hawking his goods on the tails of respected members offering their wares. Toyz Industries which is now in default and the bankrupt President is now selling a board game called " WHACK-A-STOOGE" for an ungodly amount of money where you can play similar games on line for free.



I heard it from the judge that he is signing a cease and desist order on Toyz IndusrtieZ for yet another copy cat product without having proper licensing from the idea's rightful owners





As far as the farce you are trying to get these good people (I know there must be 2 between all the mongers and hoogars here) regarding my employment at ToyZ. I never worked for you I worked for the founders of the company that you bamboozled out of their own company then drove it into the ground buying, of all things, HOOGARS!!!!! You did want to fuck them but they wouldn't get near you're fat ass until you gave them the "want to help" bullshit. then the very hoogers you were selling your wares to were bartering it off in trade for blowing your CAWK! Then you were suddenly seeking Chapter 13 protection. (A great name for a defective line of condoms!!)
some quotes from posts from when BSC was started and how you weaseled your way in finally killing the business just as fast as the thread.

The founders of BAT SHIT CRAZY Products Inc. (Hobart420, Whispers & Still Looking)

Some think TOYZ is gone on a vacation but Bat Shit Crazy Productions Inc has Partnered with TOYZ, Inc to roll out something revolutionary. TOYZ has been hard at work experimenting with adding Male Pheromones to liquified Bat Shit

You do recall partnered means thay were just fronting the stuff for you without making any investment. Kinda like a merger is really mot a merger it's a takeover.

then you show up on the companies list of who's who as a rubber chicken



Then I brought out a marketing plan for a new product and was immediately placed on staff by SL personally after bring out the BONN11 inspired guava punch (mixed with milk) squirting dildo combo pressure douche apperatus as shown below.



This was posted along with a real "Czech" from the Gadfather himself (Whispers) for the success on the EFFEN project and introducing the Bonn11 line on time and on budget

Please note that you have only been brought up at this time as a Vendor and the company developed this as a slogan.




The only thing you stated brefore that is true is that you were fucking your cousin's sisters brother (well maybe 2 out of the three) and got me confused with the guy in the neon hat.

Toyz, you have nothing to do with Bat Shit Crazy Products other than you took my idea for bleaching Guava dung that you forced your parents and your cousin's sister's brother (all 5 of them) to gather in exchange for the food that you couldn't try to barter off to hoogars. later when you stopped feeding them you made the over the hill "lab Hoogars" gather the dung and when you refused to feed them and they cried in your dung. That's where you got the idea from SL to try put hoogars tears in the recipes for your pheromone cologne additive. You then tested your non virgin tears based cologne with traces of bat Pheromones on the same hoogars with less than triumphant results. I heard one of them scratched her eyes out from the side effects of you testing the Chiroptera potion on then. It didn't work until you started paying them $200+ an hour and then they couldn't keep there hands off of you.




Than after a slow EFN start we started marketing tee shirts, you were still on vacation freeze drying guava dung and harvesting non virgin hooker tears, when Hobart got all carried away and forgot about the core business and started making custom tee shirts since I had taken his spot in Rand and marketing. Hobart and Toyz started getting together of light tasteless beers and then worked there way up do the Bonn11 Koolaid with Effen Vodka. Hobart became director of human resources and took great pride in his sofa interviews. Somehow Toyz had weaseled your way back into the graces of Hobart, He was after all bored and lonely with nothing to do. I guess he turned to toys for advise and support as his tee shirts were not selling. after seeing this one: it's obvious



And that was the start to the end, Toyz influence took a once viberant company and turned it into frilly assed gift shop that rich parents buy their unemployable children so they can say they have a career. Yes toyz talked Hobart into opening shops like Spencer's gifts instead of selling goods to them we would compete against them!! It was just one gift shop in east Austin where hippies would come try on the tee shirts but never buy any, spray douche on themselves vs taking baths, and seemed to be astounded by even the idea of hoogar tears. But they were still not buying anything and selling novalties of the once great founders and staff in the company didn't turn things around.





Even after I developed the EFN 2 in one devices with optional remote controls, I was unable to save BSC products and Toyz took all the money he had embezzled from the gifts shop and the inflated invoices he presented for furnishing guava dung and purchases of the small amount of "cologne" we bought from him and somehow ended up with the name BSC as a asset to the trust fund his daddy gave him to keep quiet about his history as a senior monger in ASPD

So there is the real story. there is little difference between Toyz and Deloreon except Deloreon brought us the GTO, the Super Duty Pontiac engines, wide track suspension, the Banshee the Firebird, than he was promoted to the head of Chevrolet he started his decent much as we have seen Toyz do finally building the Vega then leaving the company and starting the biggest fleece job of his life The Deloreon DMC12 a car that left more cars unsold when it went bankrupt than it sold!!! Here is what one of worlds experts on automobiles had to say about the DMC12



So beware of Toyz and his antics as soon you will become his target as a sucker in his bid to regain fame and fortune by selling certificated for $3750.00 for the rights to purchase a watch if it is ever built.

Do you think that maybe this man is Toyz?



Outside of the former General Motors Assembly Plant is a drooping sign reading “New Home of Elio Motors.”

There’s no current manufacturing happening at the plant. By all outward appearances the facility seemed empty on July 1. There were a few cars in the parking and a lone guard manned the window inside the front entryway.

Elio Motors has yet to start production at the plant more than two-and-half years after it announced its much anticipated three-wheel Elio.

The project was supposed to breathe new life into the former GM plant, which once was a vital hub of manufacturing in Shreveport.

Elio’s promise was to bring new jobs — 1,500 of them.

The parish got behind the project and bankrolled the $7.5-million transaction involving taxpayer dollars. The Caddo Parish Industrial Development Board purchased the facility. From there, the building was leased to Lichter’s Shreveport Business Park, which was determined to help Elio set up operations there.

Production, at one point, was set to start in March of this year but that was pushed back due to lack of capital. Since then, production has been pushed several times for the same reason.

In January, Elio Motors CEO and founder Paul Elio said he needed $230 million to start production and that production would be pushed back again until 2016.

Caddo commissioners and parish administrator Woody Wilson have backed away from the project and are insistent the plant’s future is no longer in their hands. Lichter is the one to call, Wilson said when The Times inquired about Gulf Coast Spinning last week.

During the January community meeting in Ken Epperson’s district, Elio said he was working on obtaining private investors to fund his venture. He also had applied for a $185 million U.S. Department of Energy’s Advanced Technology Vehicles Manufacturing loan.

The company also has been selling off surplus equipment.

In the beginning of July, Elio participated in a live “Ask Me Anything” interview on Reddit.com. He took questions from Reddit users about whether he considered an electric-powered or other non-gasoline model vehicle in the future, whether the Elio could withstand crosswinds given its size and what he would say to once-excited potential customers now discouraged by repeated delays.

“Fair question,” he wrote. “The (primary) cause of delay in the Elio Motors project is surrounding funding. Particularly this round. Because projects like Elio don’t come along very often, there are not established pools of money that invest in these projects. In hindsight, I could have probably chosen better paths over the last year ... we are now on our way.”

Elio Motors, which long ago started taking reservations for the Elio, has since started crowdfunding. Its goal is $25 million. It had received more than $19 million in “non-binding indications of interests” as of 7:30 p.m. Friday, according to its website.