Hooker BlOOps - OOps - BLOOPERS!!

Lol. There was a girl in Austin that had her first real O and when she came and squirted for the first time she boo booed a little Lol she was so embarrassed she was asking all us girls for help on what to do and see if it was normal Lol I haven't and never heard it before but we all consoled her and laughed, not at her off course, with her lmao

I was rencently tricked by someone who is on my DNS list and didn't know who it was until he came to the door. He is on a verification site with a past ok from me, so I figured that I would know who it was when I saw him..and sure enough, I knew I had been tricked as soon as I saw who it was. I had dns'd him for personal reasons prior... that did not include compromising my safety...and I wasn't sure where the mix up was, so made no issue and went through with our time.

Turns out he had changed all of his info, username, number, city of residence etc., so yes, a slip in the system. Originally Posted by Ari816

Was this person Fritz, the Houdini of usernames (last count 16 on Eccie alone)?

My blooper...years ago I was meeting Dalana for the first time, I got to the hotel and called her. She said she would meet me at the side door to let me in. I see a lady at the door and I walk up, she lets me in and as I am following her to the room I'm thinking she doesn't look like her pictures posted in her profile, she looks like Kaylen....we get in the room and she says you want 30 minutes, right ? Now, I'm really confused because we had clearly agreed upon an hour....I feel like I am either in a bait and switch or a Twilight Zone episode...lol.

I ask her, you are Kaylen right ? She says yes....I said well I'm supposed to be meeting a lady named Dalana. Kaylen is as confused as I am at this point and said who's Dalana ? So I call the number I had called earlier, a lady answers and asks "where are you hun ?" I explain that I am with Kaylen....Dalana laughs and said that explains the very confused gentleman she had let in the side door...Turns out Kaylen had let me in and Dalana had let Kaylen's date in the same side door apparently just moments apart...LMAO.

As I am leaving Kaylen's room, I see an older gentleman making his way down the hall headed to Kaylen's room. That made for a good laugh on many of my subsequent dates with Dalana.....

OMG! Woody, yours is the best! How funny LOL

Woody's is hilarious. I had a slightly similar experience. A few years back, there was a particular provider (not around anymore) who I had been trying to get ahold of. On this particular day, I called, left a message, nothing. She was running a special that was apparently quite popular. So....I booked with a provider that I'd seen before and always had a good time. Went to the hotel, had the 1/2 hour session, great time.

On my way out through the lobby, I see a woman sitting there - you guessed it, the provider that I'd been trying to book. She gave me the look, so I stopped, chatted her up, and soon I was on the way to her room for her 1/2 hour special. She didn't know it was pop#2, so she definitely earned her money! LOL

I had seen her before at her incall which was a house she shared with her SO who was a firefighter... I always asked her if she was sure he was at work and wouldn't show up.. No problem she assures me. As we start messing around she informs me that she forgot to pick up raincoats and could I run and get some.. Okay, no problem. As I back out and head up the street, I pass this big dude on a motorcycle. As I head back down her street with covers I pass this guy again.. Whatever. She informs me that was her boyfriend who unexpectedly returned from work because he forgot something. I gotta smile as I remember telling her that it was a stroke of luck that she forgot condoms. Her eyes got very wide as she suggested that I depart..LOL

I loaded up my erection and followed her advice..

I miss Dalana!!

OK....a few years ago I'm in a session with a highly reviewed, gorgeous, relatively (for KC) high priced girl. We're going at it hot and heavy. She has an "O" while I'm screwing her....and as a byproduct, she farts. Not a little one, a long one. Not a quiet one, sounded like a buzzsaw. And frankly not one that was odor-free. She was MORTIFIED. I just laughed - hey, I still think fart jokes are funny - but she wanted to crawl under the bed and hide. Apparently for her this is a relatively common side effect to an orgasm for her. What did I do? I finished, of course..... Originally Posted by Kshunter

Same thing except I was DATY. She was also mortified, but after relaxing we continued to FS.

I love these stories. Wish I had something to contribute but I don't. I don't know if that is good or bad.

Well mine actually involved a very well known provider...short blonde hair, (well not anymore I hear . I went to hotel knocked lightly on door three or four times...no answer thought I was being set up...so I quickly look down hall then as I glance at plaque on door I realize I am at the wrong fucking hotel. I should have been next door! Went next door and found her just were she said she'd be! She asked why I was a little pale...I'll let her tell the rest, oh wait I already said that in the review lol!

Same thing except I was DATY. She was also mortified, but after relaxing we continued to FS. Originally Posted by BigMikeinKC

Was it who I think it was?

Don't know if this is an oops or not. Picked up a SW some years back in the early morning hours (about 6 AM). She started giving me head while I was looking for a parking spot and she fell asleep! Wasn't sure of the protocol so I kept driving around with her face in my lap. I could have finished but then what? Do I open the door and just dump her out? Figured I'd let her get some sleep.

I miss Dalana!! Originally Posted by Emmie

Oh me too. Maybe someday she will come back to visit us :-)

I miss Dalana!! Originally Posted by Emmie

Same.
Once spent at least half a session kissing this way, that way, every which way.

Was it who I think it was? Originally Posted by cog

Don't believe so.