Further proof that unicorns don't exist

Back to the original chart, you really need to see the Video by the inventor


http://youtu.be/SELS7LAJqVw Originally Posted by Moondoggie

LMFAO!

The light is on Slave Guinevere, awaiting your return.

Okay, you've seen the chart, heard the inventor talk about the matrix, and even enjoyed the always welcome and graphic ThreADs, but some still insist the UNICORN exists. I've modified the chart to more accurately portray what I think you're describing and placed it on the chart:

Sorry for the quality as I edited it on my phone and may or may not have been driving at the time.

Thoughts?

*****Bonus points for the monger(s) who add their ATF in the "I'm A Unicorn" pose (blurring preferred on your cock, optional for her face), lol!

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I once knew a provider that said she uses ECCIE as a way to screen men as future suitors. Effectively using ECCIE as a dating site! Maybe it COULD BE USED that way? Thoughts?

Interesting if you think about it...I mean if a provider meets a civilian she has to take the chance he sucks in bed (not in a good way), doing all that awkward dating stuff for FREE, not to mention having to tell the poor civvie what she does for a living before he gets too attached or even worse, to keep what she does a secret! Originally Posted by hobbylover

I'm sorry HL, but a provider who uses eccie as a dating site is just a gold digger. She's looking for a man with money she can spend. If she was looking for a monogamous relationship, she certainly wouldn't date a hobbyist since she knows that he is going to cheat on her.

The light is on Slave Guinevere, awaiting your return. Originally Posted by Bill James

Wow...

Thank you sooo much!! I tell you what... You CC Boys sure do know how to make a woman SMILE!!

I promise to make that tour SOONER rather than LATER...

Your flattered slave,

Guinevere

Unicorns do exist. I believe in them.

I'm sorry HL, but a provider who uses eccie as a dating site is just a gold digger. She's looking for a man with money she can spend. If she was looking for a monogamous relationship, she certainly wouldn't date a hobbyist since she knows that he is going to cheat on her. Originally Posted by lance58

Why be such a cynic?

• Perhaps she's looking for someone who is not judgmental.
• Perhaps sexual monogamy is not a desired trait, for either her or him.
• Perhaps what she really wants is someone who'll share her journey through life.
• Perhaps wants an emotional relationship, w/o regard for sexual issues.
• Perhaps she's looking for someone to take care of her as she ages.

Come to think of it - I'm looking for the same things. Not likely to find this in the civilian world. Hell, eHarmony won't even accept my application.

I know a few committed relationships that started as client-provider relationships. They are committed to each other in a caring way, but do not insist on monogamy. Actually, they refuse to accept it. They have lasted the test of time, years longer than my second marriage. So it is possible.

I would think such relationships in that way are a rarity in terms of success. It's quite difficult for men to accept the fact that their lover is gonna fuck and suck off other men as a job. I think of this topic and seeing as how countless men in the RGV are overly jealous/ insecure bitches, I'd say it's nearly non-existant.

Some guys can't even stand it if their girl goes for a fuckin milkshake without their say so much less make contact with other human beings lol. It's also the same with girls around here. My ex would flip a table if I even said hi to another girl that I knew as a friend. Maybe in other areas it's more prevalent, but down here I'd say otherwise.

... My ex would flip a table if I even said hi to another girl that I knew as a friend. ... Originally Posted by valleyguy

My 1st ex was the same way. One of the reasons she's an ex.

...lines shouldn't be crossed...well I mean we all have the right to choose our relationship status but trying to mix hobby with non-hobby is a train-wreck especially for the experienced let alone the novice.

My 1st ex was the same way. One of the reasons she's an ex. Originally Posted by Bit_Banger

Amen, and exactly. Shit like that got me jaded, I give loyalty and time/emotional investment, I caught hell for it In exchange. I love being single