Are you ready for the Ho-pocalypse?!

It's Alive!!! A simple question becomes this!!

Times are slow. Oil prices are down and providers keep raising their rates. I recently saw a couple of self reviews, in an attempt to stir up some business. Providers are posting rates of $$$$, but run specials for $$50. Just lower your rates until times are better. $$ or $$50 is way better than $000.00. A certain Lady that recently left this site still has a Showcase on P411 and raised her her already GPS rate by 50%.

Please explain why fewer available Hobby funds = Increased rates for Providers. When the Feds want to stimulate the economy, they lower interest rates, not raise them. Originally Posted by Oralist

Omfg she did say with a grain of salt at the end of this thread... you made your own thread go ask this over there... your way to serious...

Also at tge very beginning of her thread she said ....

However, I don't care to actually discuss anything intellectual or political here (at least not in this thread).

Your not a whore so you will never understand the logic


This is why we can't have nice things

Facetiousness is a gift, but the unappreciative often return it to the store still in the box.

Thank you, Yummy, for some much needed levity.

Now, back to inventorying small canines... one chihuahua, two chihuahua, three chihuahua... ZZZZZZZZZZ.

Heh

Buy low and sell high

Giggity giggity

Oil and Gas bust is going to be the new hustle for those broke heyenas that camp out in the welcome wagon.

Matches (o cerillos...)

Hopefully, the Ho-pocalypse won't hit until after the Ho-a-Palooza. We need to get on that ASAP. Start an ad hoc committee and let's get this on the calendar before St Paddy's Day.
No later than Spring Break.

Oil and Gas bust is going to be the new hustle for those broke heyenas that camp out in the welcome wagon. Originally Posted by junglemonkey

Ya' thincks?

A Ho-pocalypse would be tragic. But I think I could butter up to some provider and have her take care of me for free...right Azabella?????

Otherwise, I would have to stockpile the providers' Showcase pictures and jack off to them. Yes, that's it!

As the Titanic filled with water, about to go into the deep, the band played on. Let us not go down without a song on our lips and a hooker on our cocks.

It's Alive!!! A simple question becomes this!!

Times are slow. Oil prices are down and providers keep raising their rates. I recently saw a couple of self reviews, in an attempt to stir up some business. Providers are posting rates of $$$$, but run specials for $$50. Just lower your rates until times are better. $$ or $$50 is way better than $000.00. A certain Lady that recently left this site still has a Showcase on P411 and raised her her already GPS rate by 50%.

Please explain why fewer available Hobby funds = Increased rates for Providers. When the Feds want to stimulate the economy, they lower interest rates, not raise them. Originally Posted by Oralist

Just boycott the greedy hooker...that'll learn her.
FWIW, you should let this go sir, see someone else...I'm sure she has her reasons.

Bottled Water / Food - $1,000
Guns / Ammo - $30,000

Life Size Whore Doll to get me through the Ho-Pocalypse - PRICELESS!!!
Originally Posted by SNL9933

just don't cum in her hair or eye lashes. .. I've read sex dolls don't like that.... no wait... that was actual live hookers. Nvm.

...Now, back to inventorying small canines... one chihuahua, two chihuahua, three chihuahua... ZZZZZZZZZZ.
Originally Posted by Fancyinheels

Hahahaha

you might want to throw some of this into your surplus inventory



I know technically they're using the word differently but you can just fib to people hanging out with in your hide out YM. they'll never know.


another funny nugget from urban dictionary:

Top Definition

hopocalypse
When all the police are on the street and all the hos disappear and you can't find no paid poonany.
Me: "No hoes, no pimps... I think this is a hopocalypse."

You: "Yeah, I've heard of those."



btw it seems the date is actually in 2 days