If your SEX LIFE had its own Fortune Cookie, WHAT WOULD IT SAY???

my cookie would say "eat me".

Maybe it's just me, but with the seam upright, don't fortune cookies kinda look like ....well.... something you'd stick a tongue in?

"Your wife is wondering where you learned your new moves. Be very afraid."

She who laughs last is laughing at you. - in bed

Give me the strength to change the things I can, the grace to accept the things I cannot, and a great big bag of money. - in bed

We are born naked, wet, and hungry, and get slapped on our butt ... then we grow up and pay for it - in bed

Oops...wrong cookie! - in bed

You don't have to know the color of eyes. To enjoy the gifts from the thighs.. In bed?

Maybe it's just me, but with the seam upright, don't fortune cookies kinda look like ....well.... something you'd stick a tongue in? Originally Posted by Fancyinheels

I do like to let my tongue get into tight places :P

Confucious Say .......So solly you be screwed .......

When I read the thread title I instantly knew my answer and suprise surprise CanDo stole it. Better luck next time. LMaO.

Mine would say...

"You're no good at it so just give it up."

netman

True story: Having dinner at PeiWei during an extended evening with a (now retired) dancer friend and discussed the "in bed" thing... my fortune cookie was

"You will be the center of attention in any group"

Sadly, it hasn't come true yet...

If your SEX LIFE had its own Fortune Cookie WHAT WOULD IT SAY??

(..and YES, you can add "In Bed" to the end of all sayings...DUH!!)

TGIF Everyone, don't be shy - let's hear em'!

Originally Posted by ItalianaPrincess

mine would read " a beautiful buxom italian princess is going to rock your world"

Yes I am sucking up...pun intended.

"Leave the $200 in an unsealed white envelope, in plain view on the table. (not in bed)"

"I was born for this" ~ in bed

Look at the girl across from you. Things are certainly looking up for you!!

I will just use my signature line for my fortune cookie.


"It does not matter how slowly you go so long as you do not stop". In bed

Confucius