Pussy Up for Auction

asian_nuts's Avatar
Who knows. Horny mongers will get into a bidding frenzy.
LMCC was trying to auction off her pussy a few months back for tickets to the Tool concert. Last I heard no one ponied up, she bought her own tickets, and is yet to be violated by ECCIE members.
Merry Minx's Avatar
As mentioned by others before me, it just doesn't make much sense. A lady is not going to want to accept less than her hourly rate, and a gent is not going to want to pay more than her hourly fee. If a guy wants to see a girl - he messages her, gets screened, and then they set something up. That's all there is to it.

I only see an auction being useful if we were rallying together to hold a benefit or charity event to raise money for a particular cause. Women interested in participating could "auction" their services, and gents could "bid" - all for the sake of raising money for a common goal. The lady contributes by offering herself as a prize, and the gent's money goes towards the cause. That could be a win - win; if done for the right reasons, and only by people who truly wanted to participate for the right reasons... However, working out all of the logistics and figuring out who's in charge of ensuring funds get dispersed as they should, etc., would be a whole other story, lol...
yogi692's Avatar
Kinda lost here, why an auction, we all pay for pussy one way or another..an auction implies you bought it forever... none of is likes forever, that is why we hobby. and this is much cheaper than buying it forever.., the upkeep on pussy is very exspensive
As mentioned by others before me, it just doesn't make much sense. A lady is not going to want to accept less than her hourly rate, and a gent is not going to want to pay more than her hourly fee. If a guy wants to see a girl - he messages her, gets screened, and then they set something up. That's all there is to it.

I only see an auction being useful if we were rallying together to hold a benefit or charity event to raise money for a particular cause. Women interested in participating could "auction" their services, and gents could "bid" - all for the sake of raising money for a common goal. The lady contributes by offering herself as a prize, and the gent's money goes towards the cause. That could be a win - win; if done for the right reasons, and only by people who truly wanted to participate for the right reasons... However, working out all of the logistics and figuring out who's in charge of ensuring funds get dispersed as they should, etc., would be a whole other story, lol... Originally Posted by Merry Minx
They have done door prize drawings at an Xmas event I once attended. Several ladies offered their time (didn't know until after the event they were doing it lol), and for those that donated had a chance to spend some time with a lovely lady. I was approached by someone asking if I would like to donate, and so I went ahead thinking nothing of the drawings. Not necessarily an auction. But imagine is similar anyhow. And proceeds went to a good cause for xmas one year and everyone had fun. Not sure how an auction would work, perhaps all the same.

Kinda wondering why this thread is in the sandbox. Lol.
Merry Minx's Avatar
They have done door prize drawings at an Xmas event I once attended. Several ladies offered their time (didn't know until after the event they were doing it lol), and for those that donated had a chance to spend some time with a lovely lady. I was approached by someone asking if I would like to donate, and so I went ahead thinking nothing of the drawings. Not necessarily an auction. But imagine is similar anyhow. And proceeds went to a good cause for xmas one year and everyone had fun. Not sure how an auction would work, perhaps all the same.

Kinda wondering why this thread is in the sandbox. Lol. Originally Posted by Dr. Grey
The "auction" would be similar to what you mentioned, only difference would be the highest "bidder" gets the girl - hence making the most money for the cause. She might raise more or less than her hourly rate (depending on how the auction rules are set up and organized), but just like a painting goes to the highest bidder - so would the lady's time...

Maybe 10 girls participate. Let's say their hourly rates combined totals $2750. Maybe each bid starts at $200, and the auction brings in $2585 total. Each girl is "auctioned" once, hence seeing only one gent for one hour. It might be less than the aggregate number that would be earned collectively if they were working to earn money for themselves that day - but this would all be for charity, right? And $2500 would help any cause, to some degree. That's my interpretation of an "auction" in hobbyland, lol.

And don't get me wrong please - I'm not recommending this at all. I was just trying to understand the purpose of the thread - and why we would ever need to "auction" pussy, lol. This idea is all I could come up with that would make any sense to me.
LMCC was trying to auction off her pussy a few months back for tickets to the Tool concert. Last I heard no one ponied up, she bought her own tickets, and is yet to be violated by ECCIE members. Originally Posted by cmac58
Actually she did
Let's make a charity auction ! Tax deductible ! Let Uncle Sam pay for a portion ! I will bid !!! ;-)
asian_nuts's Avatar
Every time I see a provider/escort/hooker I feel like I'm doing a charity for their kids, pimp, SO, family, themselves etc. with my money.
Another Wow thread. Just don't get how a guy thinks this is a good idea for all parties involved. Once again it seems as though someone has too much time on their hands. Just book an appointment. It's a win/win for all parties involved.
Mature210's Avatar
I don't see this working either, unless the offering was for something you can't normally get - like LMCC offering up FS, or EO offering Greek.
I agree with the vast majority of posts that this isn't a good way to make a market.
If the provider was doing something unusual "my virginity" (not likely here folks, and not likely a good value if it was), or "a weekend", or an "overnight", I think you could create a bidding market... but even that has the potenial for the girl being disappointed with the eventual value...

The better way -- and I think this would be great for an enterprising young lady -- would be to offer "fantasty dates" for a bid price... work them into a few bucket list items for us mongers, and it could be fun...

"stranded motorist": have the lady "break down" on the side of the road, monger gets to drive up and help, get's treated to a bbbj on the side of the road. road and date/time to be negotiated

"pickup artist": meet in a bar, let the monger try his lamest pickup lines, but it actually works! leads to a fantast meet across the street at the hotel..

"shoppers paradise": bump into a provider at the mall, get head in the fitting room...

yeah, that sort of thing could work... not all providers would be up for it, but some might have a reserve price they'd be interested in offering that as, and a bidding opportunity might be a neat way to make a market... I'd assume the best scenario is where the provider/monger have both seen each other at least once (maybe a prerequisite?) so there isn't any risk of her being like "no fuckign way"...

any babes want to play? I've got my first three items on the list; I'm sure other mongers can think of more..
  • anita
  • 02-26-2016, 09:51 PM
That reminds me of a girl that auctioned her virginity. She was in a show talking about it, I don't remember which show. As far as auctions here, I would rather not. As stated above, the lady risks getting less and the gent risks paying more.
Mokoa's Avatar
  • Mokoa
  • 02-26-2016, 11:10 PM
This site is an information exchange site. It is not a bidding site.

Simply put... Not going to happen here.
Sheep Herder's Avatar
Some of y'all are either ignorant or just fucking stupid. Auctions are well known for bringing premium prices for all types of merchandise and for finding a buyer for less merchantable goods. For instance a cancer eyed cow how would I be able to sell a cow with cancer off the farm? I wouldn't but haul her to the livestock auction and she's in a can of chili by the end of the week. The best race horse prospects are sold through auctions and so are the best of other livestock species and let's not forget fine art and other valuable collectibles.
I say let's do like the famous oilman and cattleman Clayton Williams once did he rented the lobby of the Hyatt regency in Houston and held a cattle auction, yep they paraded them cows through the hotel lobby during the auction. Now it's a fact that good Texans value cows more than whores but I am sure a whore auction would be well attended everybody oughta know auctions serve free alcohol and when you put a pole in the auction ring and let the whores dance while the bidding is going on their flesh might not sell for as much as horses and cattle but it'll bring top dollar for the sex industry.