Cleaning up: Removing the stank

Dude always do a smell test. Smells bad just leave.
Fabreze Heavy Duty Fabric Refresher - Crisp Clean Scent.
Spray it on hair, hands, everywhere. Let it stay on a minute or two. Rinse, repeat as needed.
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I've found simply washing your hands in hot water and soap for several minutes removes all evidence of stink fingers. To be double safe, follow thru with alcohol based hand cleaner.
I don't understand. If hygiene was bad to begin with, why do anything where the smell is on your face? Get the BJ, pass on the FS and leave.
Lemon Juice or Fire.

Then again, if when peeling apart her lips it's similar to pulling apart the two pieces of bread of a peanut butter or miracle whip sandwich, I bet there's gonna be some type of Indiana Jones moment about to happen.
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  • HUMP!
  • 05-15-2016, 09:27 PM
Oh no, nostril memory.
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This should make for a pretty good review. Lol
cetaphyl soap.... the antibacterial bar... works really well especially if you have a beard.
Rinse your hands under water while rubbing a spoon or a fork, the metal ions will break up the smell of a 7 day old dead cat on your hands. Works every time. ..they even sell metal soap bars at bed bath beyond
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Lemon Juice or Fire.
Originally Posted by Von Spieler
Was it bad enough that she was spraying air freshener before you even got a chance to get up?
If only she was that considerate!

End of the day, going down, fingering, and trying to stay down as long as I could quell my gag reflex, was all my choice.
Originally Posted by oldtiger
I totally read that in his voice. Lmao

If only she was that considerate!

End of the day, going down, fingering, and trying to stay down as long as I could quell my gag reflex, was all my choice. Originally Posted by nugget505
You're the real MVP nugget.
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omg this post is too funny but why would you go down if it smelled that bad... good luck to ya hope you get that odor gone