Vaginal flatulence

The Comedy Central show "South Park" had an entire episode dedicated to this one issue!

That doesn't bother me. I have never had it happen when I was with a provider but it wouldn't bother me one bit. It's just air. I hope all of our replies here convince you that it is not a big deal at all.

queefs are cute Just laugh them off

It is only a mood killer only if YOU make a big deal of it. It is funny, because it is unexpected.

Don't let something that insignificant embarrass you. That small moment in time is not who or what you are. If the guy makes a big deal of it, then he is an a-hole and it's his problem not yours.

Love and miss you. See you around.

JJ

Yes... I think that's the most recognized term for it. I've always hated that word though.

But does it have a "real" name? Like a medical term? (We totally skipped this in A&P) Originally Posted by brittanylennox

Interesting. More than one woman has told me she hates that term. My question was always, well what should we call it, then? But of course, that's your question, too, is there an official (proper!) term for it... LOL

But that's your SO!! Its different!

Imagine meeting someone for the first time, and thinking, "wow, that was some good.. and then bam." Wow. What an introduction. I totally made an impression.

What a mood killer. Forget round two. Just give me a shovel so I can go dig a hole and die.... Originally Posted by brittanylennox

Regular farts are also just gas and also perfectly normal but those are in the realm of requiring familiarity. This is not.

Now, I look at some of the popular sex symbols, and I have to confess that even as guy, I have no clue what some guys are thinking. So I don't know what they think about this either. It only takes one good stroke, but that is one good stroke. I have a pretty strong hunch a lot of those guys there are not many strokes to begin with, and not any good strokes, so it probably does not even happen that often. Who cares what they think, you certainly should not because I have an even stronger hunch that they mostly just don't. Think that it is.

As for the rest, I can tell you in no uncertain terms what they think.

The guy would be thinking wow this is some good... then bam. Yeah, you totally made an impression - it was good, now do you wanna try to go for cat's meow?

It is certainly anything but a mood killer for them, why should it be a mood killer for you? If you are really wet, it is mucous, but is anyone thinking "Oh gross, runny snot"? Good sex is wet and noisy, the wetter and noisier the better. Just like it is the imperfections that make a real woman genuinely beautiful, it is the somewhat less than, well, refined aspects of sex that make sex genuinely good.

Watch some mainstream porn sometime (not the real amateur stuff). You will never "see" hear this happen in mainstream professional porn. That should tell you a lot. So many aspects of mainstream professional porn are about as far removed from anything resembling real, much less real good sex as you can get and still be remotely on the topic at all.

You mentioned it is so unlady-like. Yeah, sex in general is completely unlady-like. Unrefined. Surely there are other things where that is part of what makes it really good for you? Being both feminine and also unlady-like at the same time? It is already on a lot of the guys "I really like that" list, why let them have all the fun, might as well put it on your like list too.

I dont think its a bad thing as long as the guy is mature and know why it has happened....

Nice topic! Actually feels good against your if you can manage it while you're still in.

~ D

Just a sign that something IS going well.

Nice to see such a mature reaction by the group to this subject. The phrase 'go with the flow' was invented for situations like this--and I DON"T mean that you run for the door when it happens. Ignore, laugh, whatever.

BTW, similar consequences can result for forcing air into the backdoor. Same responses are appropriate. (Although I for one find that laughing spoils my own mood as rapidly as anything. I mean 'by me.' Being laughed at I can handle.)

caution when ... i love it when i can make a women queef.

I am a man and I think boys are ones that have problems with it,

It is a result of a wonderful process that humans engage in and for me it is normal and no different than moans. For some any noise whatsoever is taboo. I say that it is perfectly expected in some positions and acts and should be treated as normal. Nothing to laugh at or be embarrassed about but rather a physical response to pleasure. Notwithstanding the brain which can have a totally different effect upon any part of life. Easier said than done to turn off the brain and the things that happen up there.

it makes me giggle

Yes, it is what it is and I love it.
Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm good.
For a man feelng that wet, warm, vibrating air pass over your cock while your thrusting for gold is such a rush.
I actually try to make women have multiple orgassams.
The male cause: When a man's Glands penis, the bulbous structure at the end of the shaft, or dick head, is much larger (thicker) then his shaft it creates a vacuum effect the pulls air into the vaginal cavity. This creates a pocket of warm, wet, pressurized air ready to explode at any moment.
Watch out for those Jughead fuckers ladies. They are the guilty ones.
Any volunteers?????