A Whore's Best Snappy Comeback Line?

... and **my** pyramider's longer." Originally Posted by chicagoboy

ftfy

Did someone hurt your feelings? If so keep it moving bro don't double down. Originally Posted by Sistine Chapel

Heh

Heh Originally Posted by Dorthy_Monroe

What did you say to someone once...
Something like, you wouldn't see them/fuck them even if you were on your last ramen noodle/maruchan or something like that ?
That shit was funny....

One of my country favorites....

The only way you'll ever get laid is if you crawl up a chickens ass and wait Originally Posted by RoxyG

I once told a persistent and inappropriate stalkerazzi type who wouldn't take a polite and repeated no for an answer that I wouldn't do him if Hell froze over and he was the last man on Earth with a sled, a blanket, and a space heater.

He stopped aggravating me after that.

One of my country favorites....

The only way you'll ever get laid is if you crawl up a chickens ass and wait Originally Posted by RoxyG

My favorite.

What did you say to someone once...
Something like, you wouldn't see them/fuck them even if you were on your last ramen noodle/maruchan or something like that ?
That shit was funny.... Originally Posted by Natalia Mori

I do remember that but I don't know the exact wording I will have to find it now lol

My favorite that I've had to use twice, once in the RW and in the hobby.

You can dislike me, you can hate me, bad mouth me with your lies, but one thing you can never ever do is Un-lick My Ass, Beotch.

Worked both times, never got another text from either one of those ho's.

knowing me I'd probably just walk away knowing that I know that they know they fucked up. RW girls have told me I do not want to lose you under any circumstance. So when things go south (sometimes due to my narcissism) I really don't have to say shit because I know they aren't happy without me. Despite all the BS they post on Instagram and Snapchat I know it's all fake and they know that I know it's all fake.

^^^^
Welche farbe hat der himmel sie leben in .... Pastellrosa?
[What color is the sky you live in.... Pastel pink?]

^^ actually Full of Hell ;-)

Wow, that is so small that if it was wrapped in bacon Lassie still couldn't find it.

knowing me I'd probably just walk away knowing that I know that they know they fucked up. RW girls have told me I do not want to lose you under any circumstance. So when things go south (sometimes due to my narcissism) I really don't have to say shit because I know they aren't happy without me. Despite all the BS they post on Instagram and Snapchat I know it's all fake and they know that I know it's all fake. Originally Posted by Sistine Chapel

Pimpin aint easy

^^^^
Welche farbe hat der himmel sie leben in .... Pastellrosa?
[What color is the sky you live in.... Pastel pink?] Originally Posted by Dorian Gray

^^ actually Full of Hell ;-) Originally Posted by Sistine Chapel

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Fucktard

knowing me I'd probably just walk away knowing that I know that they know they fucked up. RW girls have told me I do not want to lose you under any circumstance. So when things go south (sometimes due to my narcissism) I really don't have to say shit because I know they aren't happy without me. Despite all the BS they post on Instagram and Snapchat I know it's all fake and they know that I know it's all fake. Originally Posted by Sistine Chapel

I've noticed that a Whore that's pissed off, hurt or disgusted usually comes out with a Stereotypical Snappy Comeback. I recently had the honor of two such comebacks in the same thread. So, here is my list. Please feel free to add to it.

1. You have a small dick.
2. You have a soft dick.
3. You have a small, soft dick.
4. You can only last two minutes.
5. You are old (fat, ugly, etc.).
6. I don't like you.
7. I will never fuck you.
8. All of the above. Originally Posted by Oralist

When a whore has to resort to one of these she is beat down and just grasping at straws.

I told a whore here once I wouldn't fuck her with a found dick and stolen money. Isn't that right Dorfy.