He took advantage of me on a jetski in the middle of the ocean

Hobbyist1, maybe your the lifeguard?

Hobbyist1, maybe your the lifeguard? Originally Posted by incognito isis

Real funny. Sorry but I don't have to get a chick drunk to have her want to have sex with me.

Besides the mention of that lifeguard tally wacker size..lol. Interesting read Isis. Oh that dog avatar is starting to freak me out .

If you were so drunk out of your mind, how did you manage to see him put the condom and and take it off? Seems like you were well aware of what was going on IF it ever actually did happen. How the hell do two people have sex on a waterski when one's drunk out of her mind? I could see a regular boat, but give me a break, will ya? A jetski? Kind of hard to keep it stable and still be able to fuck someone. Seems IF it did happen, you were a willing participant since you say you flirted with him a lot. Can't rape the willing they say. Sorry to be so brutal but there's too many holes in your story to believe a word of it. 10 to 11 shots. Unless you weigh 200 pounds you would've been passed out completely and not able to remember anything that happened let alone seeing him put the condom on and take it off.
Ever consider a new career as a fiction writer?

Oh and one more thing. What happened do me is in the past. It's over. Why do I bring this up now? Because for the last year I think to myself: what is he does this to someone else? Someone less experienced in life? Remember the girl who got fingered at the massage parlor?? She was devestated and that was just a finger up her. What if he did to HER what he did to me?? There would be one extremely devestated girl. And if you guys think I'm lying then the next time you go to Ocho Rios Jamaica then do not send your wife/daughter off with the lifeguards there. I'm an escort, I have a thicker skin then civilians. Actually, the more I think about this I should have reported it. Not for ME but to prevent him from devestating a less experienced girl. Yurin Vandersloot weirdos are all over.

Rabit, I know the wacker detailes were odd, but I was just explaning thought for thought what I was thinking/feeling. To be honest, I am surprised I could even remember half of the details for as wasted as I was. But I do.

Hobbyist1, I was just joking with you.

Do not know about the rest of the story,
but you can have sex on a jet ski.

I just thought most of those Jamican were really hung

I call shenanigans.


I also think that if you are going to say you are the exact same size as me then you should not probably have a better idea of what size that makes a woman.

If you were so drunk out of your mind, how did you manage to see him put the condom and and take it off? Seems like you were well aware of what was going on IF it ever actually did happen. How the hell do two people have sex on a waterski when one's drunk out of her mind? I could see a regular boat, but give me a break, will ya? A jetski? Kind of hard to keep it stable and still be able to fuck someone. Seems IF it did happen, you were a willing participant since you say you flirted with him a lot. Can't rape the willing they say. Sorry to be so brutal but there's too many holes in your story to believe a word of it. 10 to 11 shots. Unless you weigh 200 pounds you would've been passed out completely and not able to remember anything that happened let alone seeing him put the condom on and take it off.
Ever consider a new career as a fiction writer? Originally Posted by hobbyist1

I fell off at first when he tried to take my bathing suite bottoms off. I'm not that big of a person. Also, neither was he. A jetski you ask? Hell, I would have NEVER in a million years thought you could screw on a jetski. Thats why when he asked me to go off for a ride, I really thought it was just that. When you think about sex, the last place you think of is a jetski. I mean, some people do it in cars, boats, I don't know. The last thing I would have imagined is him taking me out on a jetski to SCREW me. But he did and we both fit on it. And I just thought of something. Being that he knew how to screw a girl on a jetski just proves he's probably had plenty of practice on one. I'm sure I wasn't the first jetski lay he's had. Sick, just sick.

Also, I can't believe you are shocked by this. Do you honestly think that people don't manipulate to get what they want? Hell, check out the alert sections everyday people get scammed. The world is full of scammers whether it be bankers, hobbyists, escorts, mid-wives or LIFE GUARDS. The world is not always daisys and roses.

Like I said Hobbyist1, yes I had 10 or 11 shots. BUt I remember it going down like water, probably because it was watered down. I was shocked at how many shots I was able to consume. It was more then I had ever consumed in my life. These resorts water their liquor down to safe money. So the equivelent of 10-11 watered down shots could have been 6 regular ones?? I was quite drunk tho. So even if it was watered down, it still got me wasted.

I call shenanigans.


I also think that if you are going to say you are the exact same size as me then you should not probably have a better idea of what size that makes a woman. Originally Posted by SillyGirl

It happened. But I realize there will always be people who won't believe me. Actually, I guess outside looking in, I can see where some would say b.s. And just because my size changes based on what store I shop at, thats not my fault. Nor does that make me a liar about this experience. People wanted to know how big I was, I gave stats and honestly stated that when it comes to dress size each store seems to have their own version of sizes. And I'm not the only one who notices that either.

http://caloriecount.about.com/clothe...-shops-ft10102

What with all your experiences, escapades and info gathering posts you should really consider writing a blog, esssay or book. You seem to post with a lot of issues and desire input for all of them real or hypothetical. Have no real info on rather or not you are in fact a bona fide escort and I really don't care one way or the other. I liked the shenanigans post by Silly Girl btw. Lots of holes and wtfs' in your posts. Oh well, I'll take em all with a grain of salt. Good luck with your research and try and find a good proofreader, they will really help with spelling and punctuation.

Btw; the Carrie Bradshaw reference is rich and somewhat a dead giveaway as to your intentions here. My hope is that you will be seen for what you truly are and given a wide berth. A lot of sweet unsuspecting people here are giving you the benefit of the doubt, shame on you for your guile. I'm just sayin.....

What with all your experiences, escapades and info gathering posts you should really consider writing a blog, esssay or book. You seem to post with a lot of issues and desire input for all of them real or hypothetical. Have no real info on rather or not you are in fact a bona fide escort and I really don't care one way or the other. I liked the shenanigans post by Silly Girl btw. Lots of holes and wtfs' in your posts. Oh well, I'll take em all with a grain of salt. Good luck with your research and try and find a good proofreader, they will really help with spelling and punctuation. Originally Posted by rachet3375

Well, excuse me. But I didn't know I was coming here to write my doctoral thesis.

Yes, I know I've experienced alot. My experience comes from being a bona fide escort. And yes, I do seek out the hobbying community for answers because if you have a hobbying question/issue/concern who else to better enlighten you? My gardener?

"Well, excuse me. But I didn't know I was coming here to write my doctoral thesis."

Maybe you are, maybe not??? At any rate seems like a lot of fishing going on, makes one wonder. As far as your gardener...who knows what they did in a former life, maybe a physicist, pastry chef or escort? Enjoy your stay here.

What with all your experiences, escapades and info gathering posts you should really consider writing a blog, esssay or book. You seem to post with a lot of issues and desire input for all of them real or hypothetical. Have no real info on rather or not you are in fact a bona fide escort and I really don't care one way or the other. I liked the shenanigans post by Silly Girl btw. Lots of holes and wtfs' in your posts. Oh well, I'll take em all with a grain of salt. Good luck with your research and try and find a good proofreader, they will really help with spelling and punctuation.

Btw; the Carrie Bradshaw reference is rich and somewhat a dead giveaway as to your intentions here. My hope is that you will be seen for what you truly are and given a wide berth. A lot of sweet unsuspecting people here are giving you the benefit of the doubt, shame on you for your guile. I'm just sayin..... Originally Posted by rachet3375

Well said. Perhaps her book could be called Isis' Fables.

Interesting thread. Sex on a jetski is possible. Did he help you back onto the jetski when you fell off into the water?