BP advertising at its best! Another cadre of BP ads I had to make fun of....LFG

LFG I had to laugh when I saw this add how did you miss this one ROFLOL
http://lafayette.backpage.com/Transs...ess-60/3342561
"A companionship experience U won't forget"
No Shit it will Haunt You the rest of your Life lol

With all due respect, methinks you might just have a wee bit too much time on your hands. To carefully pour over each and every BP ad and critique in a mean spirited manner in great detail what you find amusing....hmmm...have you tried golf? Tennis? Anything besides just sitting behind a computer screen for apparently hours on end. The term "get a life" comes to mind. With all due respect, of course. Heff

Heff - let me say this to you - I have a life. You dont know me from Adam and to throw out curve balls like that at me is completely without merit. Now that being said, I can assure you that my comments about the BP ads will continue because I enjoy having fun. Now may I say this to you - with all due respect you can come by and kiss my a$$ any day! Now lighten up have a sense of humor you Uptown Approved anal retentive man! - or should I nickname you Captain Sav a Ho!

LFG

When I read this I went back and looked at "Hef's" posts; all Dallas / Houston, mostly respectful.

I suspect that his post just came off a little harsher than he intended.

Mr, Heffner & Lakefrontguy:

PLAY NICE

LFG I had to laugh when I saw this add how did you miss this one ROFLOL
http://lafayette.backpage.com/Transs...ess-60/3342561
"A companionship experience U won't forget"
No Shit it will Haunt You the rest of your Life lol Originally Posted by iwanacumalot

Saw the ad... What will she pay me? Money has been tight in this economy.

Saw the ad... What will she pay me? Money has been tight in this economy. Originally Posted by juan2fork

Not enough....

LFG, what are you talking about, babe? KENNY G MAKES ME HOT IN THE PANTS.

As for comparing a lady of the night to E.E. Cummings... seriously? I almost died from laughing. Y'all should start calling me Plato, because I write books for providers like Plato's Republic. So wise. -- Just teasin' you.

Y'all should start calling me Plato

Are you the shadow or the ideal? . . . and why is everyone into Greek these days? [J/P - or so I wish ;-)]

This is my business.. YA"all dont have ANYTHING ELSE TO DO.... Do yo7u know that EVERYONE makes fun of the men in NEW ORLEANS.. They all say GOOD OR BAD.. OOPS I forgot they have money......

what??????

what?????? Originally Posted by Lakefrontguy

+1

is mean...LFG are u homeless and jobless.. Rebuilt your house I see. some of these poor bastards REALLY need the money..care to spend any??? Leave them alone is what i think..(and no freaks they ARE NOT ME) annie

Annie - I can say whatever I want about BP Ads - you can choose to disagree or not like it but it is all meant in fun. If the girls on BP dont want to be the butt of my jokes then at least create an ad that is professional, uses proper English, does not contain rap/hip-hop or music of any kind, does not repeat itself every 6 hours with numerous pics, does not contain legal language from a provider who obviously has not understanding of the law, does not provide obvious BS boiler plate promises, and does not contain close ups of the V as I find those absolutely tasteless! Once that happens, I will have no more fodder to play with on BP. However, I dont see that happening anytime soon so I will continue to make fun of the top 10 BP ads when I so choose. I suggest that you CHOOSE to look away and worry about other things rather than my obvious parody of BP ads.

On another note, why is it that this thread I started (which I have received numerous responses as to how funny it was) somehow in your mind equates that I am "homeless or jobless?" I dont get it...and have been unable to connect your thoughts on that comment. What does Rebuilt my house have to do with anything? And your comment that the girls on BP are "Poor Bastards" really isnt helping them in any way...lol. Whatever you mean by (and no freaks they ARE NOT ME) - I have no idea.

LFG

Considering all you ever want to spend is 150 then try and force a fs from a massage, you really think you are entitled to anyone with a brain? Nuff said. You are cheap, demanding, and constantly berate others you can't even afford. Clear to see why you have so many accurate alerts even if you did have them removed. They have been put elsewhere. Maybe if you could afford to shop on EROS, you would not be forced to pick from BP and CL, and there would be no need for you to make fun of anything. Start with yourself.

Granted certain apects of your post provoked humor; however, what is even more amusing is the fact that your budget won't allow for much better.

OH! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!