Providers, what's the most extreme thing a client has asked you to do?

JONBALLS's Avatar
is it ever really THAT great once you bust that nut

and take that walk of shame back to the car?


the moneys GONE ..........you have to keep yourself grounded in that split second moment




that's your friend
JONBALLS's Avatar
then go buy yourself some kick ass small penis syndrome monster truck
cnyred's Avatar
Jesus. I can barely figure out how to get out of the office for a blowjob and someone wants to nail BBG's tits to a 2x4 and have Lexxxxy staple their ass shut?

This shit is great.
Kayla -You must have broken his Hobby Luv Heart !
bigdickdaddydom's Avatar
no furries? disappointing.
bustybabygirl's Avatar
Jesus. I can barely figure out how to get out of the office for a blowjob and someone wants to nail BBG's tits to a 2x4 and have Lexxxxy staple their ass shut?

This shit is great. Originally Posted by cnyred
We are in the BDSM lifestyle so strange fetishes and requests are to be expected.
wow.
When I first started 4 years ago someone asked me to have their German Sheppard fuck me. I guess a girl he used to be with did it for him.

That was a big nooooo Originally Posted by Amber Does

Gives a new meaning to doggie style??
borderx's Avatar
ben dover's Avatar
Well this is something....
Carlos Danger's Avatar
Let's ask that dimmer switches be set to the lowest. A practical request whew
Well this is something.... Originally Posted by ben dover
You can say that again!!

Let's ask that dimmer switches be set to the lowest. A practical request whew Originally Posted by Carlos Danger
Up charge?
jasontodd's Avatar
I no longer consider myself "weird". I just like to get fucked lol.

Waterboarding and dog fucking...smh
offshoredrilling's Avatar
aaaaaaaaah still waiting on the review!

mmmmmm shhhhhh did I see some #22 posted shhhhhh
let the new mod find it
heh... a catch - 22
rooster's Avatar
And I get...

Hung to a cross because I say I'd love to have sex with rose Valentine..normal sex Originally Posted by tinyisgreat
"Normal sex" would imply that you wuz....normal. That wuz where the problem wuz....

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