Toilet paper as a tip

We had a lady here at Walmart I in Springfield had a baby this week in the toilet paper aisle of walmart

I am waiting for the comedy scene where a guy gets diwn on one knee and proposes to his SO by slipping a roll of tp on her finger!

My store is still out of baby wipes!! No i dont have a baby but keep them next to bed and use them as you would makeup remover wipes for 1/4 th of the price!