Actually neither true nor funny.... so there's that....
Unfortunately, many on here will find this funny. Originally Posted by woodywouldpekher
- Guest072323
- 09-26-2020, 03:29 PM
- martiniwithonion
- 09-27-2020, 08:25 AM
Guy goes to his neighbor's house and his buddy's wife answers the door.
She says "Oh hi Bob, Jim's not home"
Bob says " No problem, then says, You know, you've got the nicest tits. I would pay $ 100.00 to see just one."
She says " Sure! Let me see the money."
Bob hands over the hundred bucks and she pulls out her tittie.
"Damn". Bob says " I'll give you another hundred to pull out the other".
She says "Sure! "
Bob hands her the other hundred and she pulls out the other tittie.
"Damn." He says thanks and leaves.
Later that day her husband Jim gets home and she says "Hi honey, You missed it, Bob stopped by today".
Jim says, " Did he bring the two hundred bucks he owes me?
She says "Oh hi Bob, Jim's not home"
Bob says " No problem, then says, You know, you've got the nicest tits. I would pay $ 100.00 to see just one."
She says " Sure! Let me see the money."
Bob hands over the hundred bucks and she pulls out her tittie.
"Damn". Bob says " I'll give you another hundred to pull out the other".
She says "Sure! "
Bob hands her the other hundred and she pulls out the other tittie.
"Damn." He says thanks and leaves.
Later that day her husband Jim gets home and she says "Hi honey, You missed it, Bob stopped by today".
Jim says, " Did he bring the two hundred bucks he owes me?