Everyone ready for FEMA’s Emergency Alert Wednesday

As soon as the buzzing hit me, I saw thousands of spotted lanternflies all turn gay, right in front of my eyes, while several people who were out shopping fell down while their private parts switched chromosomes. A real shame that the government is mandating our genders now!


Thankfully I covered my entire body in EMF blocking paint, so I was fine.


Stay frosty, laddies Originally Posted by onawbtngr546

Welcome back

Welcome back Originally Posted by HDGristle

yOr ArE dErAiLiNg! This thread is about the government mandated 5g flush! Not me!


Never left. Just haven't given a fuck about posting on here anymore. Thanks, though!