Am I cooked?!

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"Thank you for contacting ICE. Please standby as an apprehension team is on it's way to take to into custody and immediately deport you to South Sudan / Darfur.


Sincerely,


Kristi Noem"

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"Thank you for contacting ICE. Please standby as an apprehension team is on it's way to take to into custody and immediately deport you to South Sudan / Darfur.


Sincerely,


Kristi Noem" Originally Posted by Anonymous01

This shit faker than most providers tits they wish they were cartel 😂 lots of fluff don’t worry and make sure to always use a different number other than your personal like a text app or something like that. Be safe man

List what girls or types of girls you hit up so we can try and isolate to who this group is Originally Posted by 643_DP

Listcrawler, a couple of CL, Tryst, PD, just asking for specific services and I get no response from them. Then this number texts. I've just ignored them, but they message me from a different number. I'm guessing they just have a database and they'll get you 'til the end of time. I texted an AMP once and they still text me with "Asian flowers are new here in Dallas/Richardson!" Pretty annoying.

This shit faker than most providers tits they wish they were cartel 😂 lots of fluff don’t worry and make sure to always use a different number other than your personal like a text app or something like that. Be safe man Originally Posted by MachP1

I used to use a second line, but it was still registered to my name. Now, I definitely use an unassociated text app number. People are reverse image searching selfies too and finding out your socials and threatening to expose you too. It's a crazy world out there.

LOL, I got several of these messages nothing to worry about just blocked the number. A few months back I got the similar message, I replied, yes, I was out for several girls and their network it was part of my job and I work for ICE. Never got any response LMAO.

The hobby cracks me up. We are all competitors when it comes to getting pussy, but when some douche bag tries to scam us all we band together in a fucking wolf pack lol.

LOL i got this text last summer! Exact same name, different script.

he sent some message from a guy saying he knew me and my family and where i lived and I wasted some girls time and he would find me and he doesn't want anything bad to happen to me or my family so I had better give him money.

I gave him the address of the hotel I was staying at and my room number, asked him to bring lube and reminded him that Texas is an open carry state I repeatedly begged him to show up and asked him to make sure his wallet was full as I was currently low on funds and wanted the free money.

He ran his mouth some more so I sent him a cock photo and told him that I would "duct tape him to a chair, put a coat hanger on the stove for a half an hour and ease it into his asshole like tssss, then cut off his mothers head and fuck the eye sockets in front of him, kick his fucking dog, and that I literally had nothing better to do and it would be better entertainment than his overpriced 500$ an hour fat whores. He wouldn't respond. So I activated a few esims on some random burner phones and spent an hour repeatedly calling him and leaving him voice mails about how I'm going to use his asshole like a purse. By the 10th activated phone line and 100th call he disconnected the phone number entirely. Never heard back...nobody ever showed up, I was working out of that hotel for about a month.

Sad he never caught the wu-tang reference, but whatever. The most "Time I've wasted" of a girl is asking them what their donation is like and occasionally saying LOL nothx when they quote something close to a new Lexus payment.

Feel free to ignore these people, or just tell them that you will skin them alive and set them on fire and send them some old liveleak videos.

I've got a few 4$ a month esims still kicking around, what number were you getting messaged from? I've got a few hours before work starts and this is cheap fun.