how to make your vagina smell and taste better

some ladies are more sensitive to the creams, oils, and scented water up their hole....others are not. so whatever works....make sure it is fresh and clean. i dont ever want to walk into a session and say Whoa!!!!! horsey. i have caught some whiffs at my few favorite Shake and Date SCs and man...thats the last dollar she gets from me.

When in doubt ladies, wet whip that muthaluva. Works for babies....
It's a simple 4-step process.

1. Shower.
2. Sit on my face.
3.
4. Profit.
burkalini's Avatar
I just don't understand how a hobbyist or a provider can go into a session without being completely clean. I mean we are dipping into all those crevices that only get out in the open on occasion. I'ts just common sense and common decency. Wash that cooch and wash that ass. Guys clean the ass and wash the tool and balls. Oh yea a little deoderant doesn't hurt either. lol
Ms. Athena's Avatar
Please put your DO under your arms and NOT under balls,,,,,,,,,,A mouth full of DO is not what Im after when Im licking may way around........IJS
  • Sami
  • 05-16-2012, 06:48 PM
That's right!
I just don't understand how a hobbyist or a provider can go into a session without being completely clean. I mean we are dipping into all those crevices that only get out in the open on occasion. I'ts just common sense and common decency. Wash that cooch and wash that ass. Guys clean the ass and wash the tool and balls. Oh yea a little deoderant doesn't hurt either. lol Originally Posted by burkalini
You crack me up but oh so right

Please put your DO under your arms and NOT under balls,,,,,,,,,,A mouth full of DO is not what Im after when Im licking may way around........IJS Originally Posted by Ms. Athena
burkalini's Avatar
Please put your DO under your arms and NOT under balls,,,,,,,,,,A mouth full of DO is not what Im after when Im licking may way around........IJS Originally Posted by Ms. Athena
Fuck this getting clean shit is hard. No wonder they wince when they lick my balls. I'm supposed to put that deoderant under my arms???. OK I got it now. Ever wonder why they put that do not remove tag on mattresses? Life is hard....
Haha, lots of guys accidently leave soap under their balls lol. That is a bad taste I tell you. But in the end there is NOTHING better than soap and water and rinsed clean period! No wipes, no spray lol. Turn the shower on and get under it and lather up and rinse clean. Thats #1.
Body wash solves that......and shaving balls.
burkalini's Avatar
Haha, lots of guys accidently leave soap under their balls lol. That is a bad taste I tell you. But in the end there is NOTHING better than soap and water and rinsed clean period! No wipes, no spray lol. Turn the shower on and get under it and lather up and rinse clean. Thats #1. Originally Posted by bustyamy

The ole rinse and repeat. I read that on something. Maybe it was on that mattress tag I can't remove. Amy preparing for you is tough. We gotta read shit and wash shit. Ok if I do all this I'm going to be real tired so I'm just going to lay there and let you do all the work. lol Wait that's what I always do.
Thats good advice. Heres an interesting video.

http://youtu.be/-yaL3nbeLs0
Missy Mariposa's Avatar
C) An uncut penis NEEDS to be pulled back to expose the head and washed with soap and water.
For an adult 100% of course! But not in an infant or anything - synechia are there for that exact reason - to keep it closed until he's old enough to wash it himself. And ironically circumcision in this country became mainstream to stop masturbation and a man named Kellogg's flawed theory that to remove the best part of the penis would stop masturbation. While he may be right in adult men (sometimes), doing it to infants makes no difference since they don't know any different.

I had to write an omfghuge paper on this in uni comparing it to Sunna circumcision (removal of the clitoral hood only) and the "trimming" US doctors used to do on infant girls in the 50s to make them "smaller" for their husbands. I learned more than I ever wanted to know about vaginas OR penises writing that paper...
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Whoa... I seen this and had to comment

If yu Come up In Here Smeeling like Yhe YMCA _kicked out
If U have a scar,bump,,infection anywhere near your face or lower torso _Forget it
If yu smoke cigars nd yu got one in your pocket_bye bye
Last thing to get ejected from Juicy's spot:
If yu ask to use bathroom guy nd don't wash your hands, u cannot put your hands near my face or vagina !!!!


I HOPE THE PERSON WHO INFLUENCED THIS THREAD GETS THE MSG.
For an adult 100% of course! But not in an infant or anything - synechia are there for that exact reason - to keep it closed until he's old enough to wash it himself. And ironically circumcision in this country became mainstream to stop masturbation and a man named Kellogg's flawed theory that to remove the best part of the penis would stop masturbation. While he may be right in adult men (sometimes), doing it to infants makes no difference since they don't know any different.

I had to write an omfghuge paper on this in uni comparing it to Sunna circumcision (removal of the clitoral hood only) and the "trimming" US doctors used to do on infant girls in the 50s to make them "smaller" for their husbands. I learned more than I ever wanted to know about vaginas OR penises writing that paper... Originally Posted by Missy Mariposa

Good to know that I'll be in a professionals hands. You can tell me if I got a good job.
For an adult 100% of course! But not in an infant or anything - synechia are there for that exact reason - to keep it closed until he's old enough to wash it himself. And ironically circumcision in this country became mainstream to stop masturbation and a man named Kellogg's flawed theory that to remove the best part of the penis would stop masturbation. While he may be right in adult men (sometimes), doing it to infants makes no difference since they don't know any different.

I had to write an omfghuge paper on this in uni comparing it to Sunna circumcision (removal of the clitoral hood only) and the "trimming" US doctors used to do on infant girls in the 50s to make them "smaller" for their husbands. I learned more than I ever wanted to know about vaginas OR penises writing that paper... Originally Posted by Missy Mariposa
A snip job on Junior that is.