Pegging the Man - What's in it for the Woman?

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I just got routed to this thread from another realm. My question is this...

Has anyone ever pooped on the strap? If they have, how do you handle it?

I only ask, because I was doing Greek with a young lady and I accidentally chilly-dogged her. The momentum of my thrusts caused me to smear between her perfectly shaped butt-cheeks. We were both mortified and it was a mood killer for us. I can't imagine if I left matter on someone's rubber toy.

How do you handle that kind of oopsie, when rubbing their nose in it, and hitting them with a rolled news paper isn't really an option. Originally Posted by JJ

First off my toys play safe so easy clean up. A lil smear is no big deal and happens. I keep wet wipes right there and use a pad under the ass. I have different toys for different regions so no cross contamination. If were just going for a prostate stimuli session and no "get your manPussy Banged" session then I dont require a enema. I think women handle a lil smear better then men and keep right on pumping..........lol
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Thats was NOT the visual I needed this am Dallas..............LMAO
god damnit JJ, just the eloquence of how you ask shit makes me laugh my ass off. its a good question but still have to hold my cracked rib from pain. Originally Posted by ForteNighter
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Permission to 'unsee' that Dallas...
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lol---check this out...I found it online

http://unix.rulez.org/~calver/funny/sex.html
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lol---check this out...I found it online

http://unix.rulez.org/~calver/funny/sex.html Originally Posted by DallasRain

That is a good link..thx
If you are going to play in the backyard, you're eventually going to get dirty.

No matter how well everyone prepares, it happens. Accept it, prepare for it, and if it happens then deal with it however you see best, and then move on. As Ms A says, have handiwipes ready. Yes, it is embarrasing, but it doesn't have to stop the fun. Anything truly worth doing contains an element of risk, which adds to the fun.
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My feelings on this topic is a little different than what I'm reading from others. I'm not going to get an orgasm from participating in one way anal play time. But I REALLY enjoy giving a man pleasure, and so it works on that level for me.

At times, it's also very possibly to get in a certain mindset that is a rush in itself. Not orgasmic, but satisfying. And that happens a LOT when I play on the edge or do anal with a man. It's like a top high.

I learned a long time ago that accidents happen. When I used to do anal, messes would happen to me and I would be mortified. When it happens to a man, he's completely mortified, at least sometimes.

With anal play, it's a roll of the dice even if they have an enema. I just don't require it. Although I'm thinking of getting some disposable enema equipment to just offer it out there, it's not necessary.

NOT having poop is best but if it happens, deal with it and go forward. It's not a big problem. Just mentally ignore the smell and visual and there you go!

I also keep disposable changing pads, or puppy training papers , around to put underneath the guy so it's not completely awful if there is a mess. But one never knows! Sometimes I have them and sometimes I do not.

Anal play is just a really sensitive and erotic thing to explore. I know some ladies who won't do it. I understand that. But ignoring anal play is to ignore a HUGE part of an individual's sexuality.

My take on it.

Elisabeth
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Well said Ms E.....................
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Miss E---you are not only a sexy lady---but a wise one as well!

I just bought a new red sheet set to put on my hotel beds{alomg with puppy pads}......I can't stand to sleep in the "same bed I have played naughty anal play in"!