all i know is the OP used the word 'penis' 10 times in one post, not that there's anything wrong with that. got to be close to a record here!
JPdM
Jasser,
That was a funny post, in a way. There was a book in the 70's called something along the lines of "You can always find a fresh cucumber" and it was full of one-liner's.
I just googled it and came up with a few of them. (DISCLAIMER: I disagree with the premise of the prose. Men are DEFINITELY better then a cucumber!!!!)
THE CUCUMBER BOOK
(124 REASONS WHY CUCUMBERS ARE BETTER THAN MEN)
CUCUMBERS ARE BETTER THAN MEN BECAUSE..........
Cucumbers stay hard for a week.
A cucumber won't tell you size doesn't count.
Cucumbers don't get too excited.
A Cucumber never suffers from personality anxiety.
Cucumbers are easy to pick up.
You can fondle Cucumbers in a supermarket.....
.... and you know how firm it is before you take it home.
Cucumbers can get away any weekend.
With a Cucumber you can get a single room.....
.... and you don't have to check in as "Mrs. Cucumber."
A Cucumber will always respect you in the morning.
You can go to a movie with a Cucumber, and SEE the movie.
At a drive-in, you can stay in the front seat.
A Cucumber can always wait until you get home.
A Cucumber won't eat all the popcorn....
.... or send you out for Milk Duds.
A Cucumber won't drag you to a John Wayne Film Festival.
A Cucumber won't ask:"Am I the First?"
Cucumber don't care if you are still a virgin.
Cucumbers won't tell other Cucumbers you're still a virgin.
Cucumbers won't tell anyone you're not a virgin anymore.
With Cucumbers, you don't have to be a virgin more than once.
Cucumbers won't write your name and number on the men room walls.
Cucumbers don't have sexual hangups.
Cucumbers won't make you wear kinky clothes....
.... or go to bed with boots on.
Cucumbers aren't into rope, leather, talking dirty or swinging
with fruits and nuts.
You can have as many Cucumbers as you can handle.
You only eat Cucumbers when you feel like it.
Cucumbers never need a round of applause.
Cucumbers won't ask: "Am I the best?... How was it?...
Did you come?... How many times?"
Cucumbers aren't jealous of your Gynecologist, Ski Instructor, or
your Hair Dresser.
A Cucumber won't want to join your support group.
A Cucumber never wants to improve you mind.
Cucumbers aren't into meaningful conversations.
Cucumbers won't ask about your last lover.....
..... or speculate about your next one.
A Cucumber will never make a scene because there are other
Cucumbers in the refrigerator.
A Cucumber won't mind hiding in the refrigerator when your Mother
comes over.
No matter how old you are, you can always get a fresh Cucumber.
Cucumbers can handle rejection.
A Cucumber won't pout if you have a headache.
A Cucumber won't care what time of the month it is.
A Cucumber never wants to get it in when your nails are wet.
A Cucumber won't give it up for Lent.
With a Cucumber, you never have to say you're sorry.
Cucumbers don't leave whisker burns, fall asleep on your chest,
or drool on the pillow.
A Cucumber won't give you a hickey.
Cucumbers can stay up ALL night, and you won't have to sleep in
the wet spot.
Afterwards, a Cucumber won't.....
..... want to shake hands and be friends.
..... say, "I'll call you a cab."
..... tell you he's not the marrying kind.
..... tell you he is the marrying kind.
..... call his Mother, ex-wife, or therapist.
..... take you to confession.
Cucumbers don't leave you wondering for a month.
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There's more. It was a cute book. Sorry for the thread drift. I'm just glad that there are some men who are realizing that a mmf situation can be really great!!!
Elisabeth Originally Posted by ElisabethWhispers