I hate texting and I hate all the fucking abbreviations the dickheads use when they text me, too... as if I went to fucking Text Tech, or something.
Memo to the Text-ho's; when I went to college we didn't have text messaging and people with cell phones were called Doctors . Give me a motherfucking break!! And you wanna know what else? How about those fuckstains that can't understand that you aren't available to ping-pong text messages at that particular moment because, shit I don't know, maybe you MIGHT BE DRIVING AN AUTOMOBILE!!!!!!! or something more appealing than using a fucking telephone as a god damn typewriter, and they continue to hammer your ass with text-messages in rapid-fire succession wanting to know why you're not answering them/ ignoring them?
In the time it takes me to text "LOL" or "BFF" I could have arranged for seventeen fucking appointments, stopped and got a bottle of hooch, showered, and turned back the sheets if you would just use the mother fucking device for it's original purpose.........CALL!!!!
That shit pisses me off so fucking bad I just had to say it twice!
(now I just know you motherfuckers with my phone number are gonna blow my phone up all day now with that texting bullshit. Grrr!)
Okay. I feel better now that I got that off of my chest
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