Men vs. Women: The great toilet seat debate

The man is the only one moving it, right? If our aim wasn't so bad, it would stay in the down position all the time. I say, leave it as you found it.

i personally believe that it is both sexes responsibility to adjust the toilet seat to his/her own physical needs. However i believe that the girls that believe that a man should lower the toilet seat are merely looking for a sign of a "gentleman" more than anything. This can be realted much to like girls that expect men to open doors for them. Do most guys do it? yes. It is a test of character and it helps you score points. Now it is not neccessary, but women are looking for " prince charming" they want " Mr. Perfect" and they believe that their boyfriends should put the toilet seat down for them.

I just go piss off the back porch. Solve the problem completely. Originally Posted by colels

I know! Why do guys like to pee outside sooo much?

I know! Why do guys like to pee outside sooo much? Originally Posted by OliviaHoward

We are exhibitionists.....Well those of us that are well hung lol

hmmmmmm

This has just been added to my "to do" list.

At every opportunity I will sneak in the ladies public restroom and put all of the seats up.

My SO bitched about this many years ago. I started leaving it down and splashing the seat. She bitched about the splashing and I returned to leaving the seat up..............she has never brought it up again.

hmmmmmm

My SO bitched about this many years ago. I started leaving it down and splashing the seat. She bitched about the splashing and I returned to leaving the seat up..............she has never brought it up again. Originally Posted by dearhunter

Mine did to and it worked me me as well

I know! Why do guys like to pee outside sooo much? Originally Posted by OliviaHoward

Because we can? Sometimes the alter ego just wants to have a look around.

The real question is why are there no urinals in residential bathrooms? I suspect it's because nobody really wants to change out the little rubber mats.

The real question is why are there no urinals in residential bathrooms? Originally Posted by colels

I think the real question is, "Why aren't there urinals on back porches?"
TopCat

I always put the seat and the lid down. That way whoever is using it next for whatever reason has to raise something. It's only fair, right?

I think the real question is, "Why aren't there urinals on back porches?"
TopCat Originally Posted by topcat19542001

There are......They just aren't made of porcelain and they are covered in grass.

There are......They just aren't made of porcelain and they are covered in grass. Originally Posted by boardman

Ewww. Note to self: Wear boots to bar-b-que at Boardman's house.

TopCat

When I do that my Oscar always get wet when it touches the water..So much for being so well hung

There's only one simple solution. Us men should always sit and pee.

TopCat Originally Posted by topcat19542001

When I do that my Oscar always get wet when it touches the water..So much for being so well hung

I always put the seat and the lid down. That way whoever is using it next for whatever reason has to raise something. It's only fair, right? Originally Posted by df72211

Exactly! You beat me to it...the obvious solution. Just close the whole damn rig when you've finished your business. The funny part is the toilet-seat feminists just get even more pissed off when you do this "to them".

My ex wife thought I was a Saint for always leaving the seat down.

Truth is....I never put it up.