I use to wear a clown outfit until I was told that folks are scared of them. Now I have a clown car I need to sell.
Once upon a time I use to show up looking like a gnome but folks took me for a troll. How depressing.
Then I noticed that folks just went nuts for Flat Stanley and nobody had any problem with him looking up ladies dresses. But then it was a mannequin he was looking at the last I saw him. But I don't want to be considered childish so, um, never mind.
But probably the best disguise now would be to dress up like the guy who brought this subject up and to drive his car since he is not using it.
It would appear I'm going with the Andy Rooney disguise more and more.
"Did ya ever wonder why we use all these disguises, seems like we are trying to be something we aren't....remember when we just used to roll the window of the studebaker down and ask how much...didn't need a disguise back then. Weren't on camera everywhere we went."
I wear a camel toe cup and very dark sunglasses. At upscale hotels the valet comps me for Lady Gaga autographs even though the DMZ doesn't smell as bad as her's must smell... It's all about the poker face.