bc and the greek conundrum

DallasRain's Avatar
Thats the reason greek is included in my donation{no extra donation}...that way if its "too" big,I am not "obligated"...but if its "just right",then bring it baby!!!!


SIZE DOES MATTER WITH GREEK...lol!!!!!
So London. When you move to FL will you consider removing LA gentlemen from your no fly zone?
very well put indeed.
IMHO, those who are seeking a greek provider and actually find one that advertises the serivce shouldn't be given a kinda or well maybe? the answer? provide the size and see if it can be done. then there are no hard feelings or dissapointments. the greatest cause of hurt feelings and ill-will (no pun intended ) is due to unmet expectations, either spoken or unspoken, this is a fact of life, yet goes unanswered. Originally Posted by will_61
Good luck on your quest BC! In the meantime though.. I am sure you shouldn't have any problems finding some one to entertain you at the front door!
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From a business standpoint....would it really be beneficial to ladies to add a "preferred size and girth page" to their websites. Usually if she has to ask you about it (although she could ask your reference) she probably wont be able to accommodate you anyway. Trust her unsure assesstment of her abilities and see someone who wouldnt mind either way. It could be something so minute as her just asking you your size while screening.

I get asked this question sometimes trying longer bookings, and its a definite turnoff. I cant explain why...but it puts the aura in my mind that we wouldnt mesh intercourse wise sexually anyway. Definitely dont want to hurt anyone and I want her shrieks and screams to be because she likes or enjoys it.

More than likely if you are very equipted....like over 9 inches or so and girthy, BBWs and thickem chicks for the most part seem to be the most eager to accommodate physically. I'm sure there are a few exceptions in other size ranges but try it and see.

Maybe ladys will post?
London Rayne's Avatar
So London. When you move to FL will you consider removing LA gentlemen from your no fly zone? Originally Posted by samsdew

Love it!

Gimmethat I posted that here because I know you guys really don't think much of it, and I can speak freely. I tried to find a round about way to add it to my site, but it always comes off as tacky being I spent so much time designing a site that is acceptable to professional gentlemen.

In this case being that I have size restrictions for both areas, I think it is necessary to state at least, "If you are above average please don't contact me, as I will not be able to perform as I normally can." I can concur that it would be a let down and time waster for many patrons to make arrangements just to be disappointed after the fact, but I don't think listing the range of exact inches suggests upscale companionship on a website lol.

Then there are some ladies who automatically see red flags if you email them asking things like that. All I ask is the gent be tactful, and most have been forthcoming by simply stating they are above average and wondered if they should look elsewhere. To that my answer is normally yes, with a referral for someone I know will show him a great time.
will_61's Avatar
I think that due to the ratio of providers to clients, the client has what he has... the provider being in guild should assume that gifted men will seek the comforts of a professional for things that are not normally given at home. This being said, what hard does a provider have in saying the she will not take anymore than 9" in the front and ? in the rear if that is offered. It saves a lot of unnessary traffic. I had seen your ad over a year ago, no matter how beautiful you are if we can't make the (spec.s) then it is just a thought. I do think that unmet expectations are the root of hurt and dissapointment.

I had a girl that advertized she could do it all, then she declined the greek and didn't want ot take it all in the front, yet didn't mind taking the money. this was a disapointment, that was unnecessary.IMHO, i agree that specifics should be listed if there are restrictions.
London Rayne's Avatar
It's also a way to say, "Hello officer I am a hooker and this is all I can take" lol. Listing that on a website is just plain tacky and way too much info. You said my ad was enough to let you know we would not mesh, so there you go. I think the smart guy can read between the lines as you have, so that should be enough.


Like I said, saying it on this board is one thing but saying it on a website that is devoted to only my services, is not very smart or discreet. That's why I don't say, "Oh by the way Anal will be $100 extra"....we say pse, and MOST guys know what that means. I also don't list explicit review content for the same reasons....it's like screaming for attention of "Hey look at me, I do this" lol. I prefer reviews be hidden and available on the boards only, that way they are the ones housing the information and it's also under the fictional tag.


On a review board a lady can always claim she has no idea who this person is and the review is bs, but when you take that content and actually list it on a website you are in fact taking responsibility for that content, thus saying you saw this person and performed these illegal acts.

You can also just read reviews if she has nothing listed, and if you see a consistent pattern of "she can't really do this," you know at the very least to ask her about size. I have a set rate and if I can't perform the extras, then he will certainly get that back.


I am limited to maybe one pse per week, so having it all inclusive at a low rate does not work for me in certain areas of the country. For instance, in TN and NOLA I don't have an issue with being bombarded with greek seekers, but in CT it was crazy all the men who were willing to pay $500 for that service...now it's 6 because I can't handle that kind of volume.


It is also not fair to the gfe guy who is not interested in that service to make him pay $600 bucks, so I have found a happy medium once again.

You have to realize that when we offer certain things, it is usually geared toward the average guy in the size spectrum. You admitting you are beyond the hulk, has got to clue you in that not very many ladies will be equipped to handle that. Them listing explicit content on a website when you can easily ask, is not such a fair request. You are the one with the coke can; therefore, you should be the one willing to take that into account.

I feel the same about ladies with race and weight restrictions though I think some mention of it could he helpful. I would not suggest a lady flat out say, "I don't see Asian or fat men," but put a little note to indicate that not all shapes, sizes, and colors need apply. There are tactful ways of doing things and still getting a point across.
UNDER THE RADAR's Avatar
Coke Can Hm', the porn actor Moby Dick had a circumfrence of 16-17 inches and hung to 13-14, but Seaka and Maryland Chambers never seemed to have a problem handeling him or Mr. Johnny Wad himself John Holmes. These days you have the likes of Blackzilla, and Moby Dick 2 to wonder how does those girls do it ?
Coke Can Hm', the porn actor Moby Dick had a circumfrence of 16-17 inches and hung to 13-14, but Seaka and Maryland Chambers never seemed to have a problem handeling him or Mr. Johnny Wad himself John Holmes. These days you have the likes of Blackzilla, and Moby Dick 2 to wonder how does those girls do it ? Originally Posted by UNDER THE RADAR

Practice makes perfect, along with buckets of lube.............LOL
For the kind of money porn stars make... i'd probably suck it up and say "Oh yes daddy!! More please!" lol

just sayin...
size plays a mediocre part in my book (but i completely have to agree with london on the measurement factors a bit, a small tease to the back is a wonderful way to enhance the experience after utilizing the front. the bigger tend to hurt like hell depending on the girth). i cant just see a gentleman that wants to stimulate me by greek alone. i feel the need of singing to a man like RU PAUL " U better work"! my body a little bit and please help the chemistry along with some nice dirty talk or a great conversation.
DallasRain's Avatar
my "kitty" is so tight,that it would probably be just as good going thru the front door as going thru the back door...lol!!
It's also a way to say, "Hello officer I am a hooker and this is all I can take" lol. Listing that on a website is just plain tacky and way too much info. You said my ad was enough to let you know we would not mesh, so there you go. I think the smart guy can read between the lines as you have, so that should be enough.


Like I said, saying it on this board is one thing but saying it on a website that is devoted to only my services, is not very smart or discreet. That's why I don't say, "Oh by the way Anal will be $100 extra"....we say pse, and MOST guys know what that means. I also don't list explicit review content for the same reasons....it's like screaming for attention of "Hey look at me, I do this" lol. I prefer reviews be hidden and available on the boards only, that way they are the ones housing the information and it's also under the fictional tag.


On a review board a lady can always claim she has no idea who this person is and the review is bs, but when you take that content and actually list it on a website you are in fact taking responsibility for that content, thus saying you saw this person and performed these illegal acts.

You can also just read reviews if she has nothing listed, and if you see a consistent pattern of "she can't really do this," you know at the very least to ask her about size. I have a set rate and if I can't perform the extras, then he will certainly get that back.


I am limited to maybe one pse per week, so having it all inclusive at a low rate does not work for me in certain areas of the country. For instance, in TN and NOLA I don't have an issue with being bombarded with greek seekers, but in CT it was crazy all the men who were willing to pay $500 for that service...now it's 6 because I can't handle that kind of volume.


It is also not fair to the gfe guy who is not interested in that service to make him pay $600 bucks, so I have found a happy medium once again.

You have to realize that when we offer certain things, it is usually geared toward the average guy in the size spectrum. You admitting you are beyond the hulk, has got to clue you in that not very many ladies will be equipped to handle that. Them listing explicit content on a website when you can easily ask, is not such a fair request. You are the one with the coke can; therefore, you should be the one willing to take that into account.

I feel the same about ladies with race and weight restrictions though I think some mention of it could he helpful. I would not suggest a lady flat out say, "I don't see Asian or fat men," but put a little note to indicate that not all shapes, sizes, and colors need apply. There are tactful ways of doing things and still getting a point across. Originally Posted by London Rayne
Yes, listing something like that is totally tacky & asking for trouble....provider's are advertising time/comanionship....not a list of sexual things they will & won't do. Personally I get ask all the time....but I don't advertise ase PSE, GFE, etc....but I guess that doesn't matter. But even if I did do it....I wouldn't answer yes....to a man asking me for le reasons.
Sometimes us guys are oblivious to our size. I did not measure until these questions began coming up in screening.