DD I didn't mean to imply that you were calling me a bastard, only that my therapist would pretty much confirm that I am indeed a bastard, SOB or whatever. In fact Nazareth wrote "Hair of the Dog" with me as the guy being messed with.
As to my Porn collection, the great majority of it was paid for. Although I don't think Deluxe Pass, Naughty America, or Brazzers (which is just great by the way if you love big breasts like I do) had any idea how fast I would download everything they had.
I did however steal today the new video of Lawrence Fishbourne's daughter. I think she's cute but... puts "take the red pill and see just how far down the rabbit hole goes" into a whole new light doesn't it? I would never ever have purchased that one.