Dealbreakers?

I'm sorry, what was the question? My ADD kicked in and I became deeply immersed in the "insomnia" thread. It's a great read.

My deal breaker is just plain dishonesty. I've said before, when that door opens and the woman I expect to be there is not, then I know that the party is just going to get worse. Originally Posted by Marshpirate

You're too cute, and I love me some Pirate! If we met, would you wear an eye patch for me?

Pretty please.

You're correct you can get a lot of thing with Cfs I'm not on this thread to make it a sexual health thread about BBBJs that never was my intention. I was just stating my deal breaker and why .

So, I as I get older, the list of things that would stop me from having sex with someone gets smaller. I actually laugh at some of the things that have dropped off the list, been added over time and have always been there.

Smoking used to be a deal breaker, but now I can tolerate it.

I used to only sleep with guys within 5 years of my age...now, age is just a number.

The one thing that remains is poor grammar. I just can't do it. But I've gotten better about poor spelling at least!


On that note... It's HOBBYIST not HOBBIEST. Please, please, please. Learn it. Spell it. Type it.

Hobbyist = someone who enjoys a hobby

Hobbiest = the one having the most hobbs (if there were such a thing)

So, what are some of your deal breakers? Originally Posted by LilMynx69

I'm the hobbiest hobbyist who hobbies in the hobby there is. Was that grammar goodly? And...hobby.

I'm the hobbiest hobbyist who hobbies in the hobby there is. Was that grammar goodly? And...hobby. Originally Posted by emptywallet

LMAO...cute (as usual)...

No MSOG and no foot play

And in case all y'all smoking guys didn't know this, listen up: Originally Posted by LilMynx69

Since grammar is becoming more important to you, please note that "all y'all" is a redundancy. Y'all is a contraction of you all. That "all y'all" nonsense was created by a yankee trying to sound knowledgeable. There's you (talking to an individual) and there's y'all (addressing a group). If you wanted to be broadly inclusive for everybody in a particular group, an edit of your comment above would be, "And in case you smoking guys didn't know this...", where smoking guys is "all". Sorry for the OT, but "all y'all" makes me grit my teeth.

Since grammar is becoming more important to you, please note that "all y'all" is a redundancy. Y'all is a contraction of you all. That "all y'all" nonsense was created by a yankee trying to sound knowledgeable. There's you (talking to an individual) and there's y'all (addressing a group). If you wanted to be broadly inclusive for everybody in a particular group, an edit of your comment above would be, "And in case you smoking guys didn't know this...", where smoking guys is "all". Sorry for the OT, but "all y'all" makes me grit my teeth. Originally Posted by Magnetron

All y'all is appropriate when addressing more than one particular group of y'all's. In this case, smokers of various products (e.g., cigarettes, cigars, pipes, ganja, cloves, hookahs, peace pipes).


I stand by that... But you do realize it was tongue in cheek when paired with the grammar nazism...no?

Though, I will say all y'all is more of a phrase I heard in Atlanta, than here in Texas. 50/50 in New Orleans...ijs

But you're allowed to have any deal breaker you like. And I promise not to use any form of y'all in any of my professional writing in the real world.

Bad hygiene!! Anyone with dripping armpits (gross!) Anyone with toilet paper wads stuck in hairy ass. Anyone with nasty skid marks in their undies.

Someone who shows up drunk or altered mind.

Anyone under 30.

No common sense when it comes to discretion or has seen a provider who has no idea what it means either. Here lately a LOT have been falling into that category!

Bad hygiene!! Anyone with dripping armpits (gross!) Anyone with toilet paper wads stuck in hairy ass. Anyone with nasty skid marks in their undies.

Someone who shows up drunk or altered mind.

Anyone under 30.

No common sense when it comes to discretion or has seen a provider who has no idea what it means either. Here lately a LOT have been falling into that category! Originally Posted by Devon Derriere

All great and very reasonable. Especially about the discretion.

I should have said sloppy biz practices. I don't really care how great a bbbj you give, if I perceive you to be lax in your screening, security, etc., we are never going to get that far.

Lack of reviews.

That, and improper use of the ellipsis.

hairy sweaty balls! if you want me to worship tmem then please trim the pubes and use some soap! lol

dick shots by text....cmon please show some taste and respect

and number one dealbreaker..alpha males

Providers who openly say or tell me they can't do asian cowgirl or mostly on top positions I won't see. That's just lazy.......

Stinky vagina is bad.......but you won't know that until her clothes are off.....so I guess that's a late dealbreaker.

NON GFE ladies also are a dealbreaker for me.

I used to have a dealbreaker for smoking. As I hate the smell and musty taste.......but my choices for ladies was drastically reduced for ladies who don't smoke.......so I still try to book ladies who don't....but tend to tolerate it if no other option is availiable.

Deal breaker is when a women says "I'm open minded and I do it all" but you get there its No LFK, no DFK, no BBBJ.......

Lack of reviews.

That, and improper use of the ellipsis. Originally Posted by JohnnyYanks

Seriously? But...why??? What's wrong...ijs

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