What gets under your skin a little?

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pornodave69's Avatar
I seen it.... and most people lol Originally Posted by leehf321
Since we're on the subject:

I saw it or I have seen it (or I've seen it) NEVER "I seen."
Years ago when saggy pants first became trendy, I used to politely tap them on the shoulder and whisper, " your underwear are showing" (as if I didn't know better). Lol, the expressions were priceless.
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I'm gone do a pose bout dat girl in the French Qaurters who should of saw me las week. She dint & I'm still mad bout dat--I mean dass a real fopa when a girl stand you up they're like dat. She could of least called. I gotta tell ya tho: it was dem pics of her standing their in front of the toilet in the bathroom pursing her lips got me to call. I seen dem big lips of hers & they wold of gave me bj & some covered fs!

Sorry: all y'all done brought that s*** on yourselves--I just couldn't resist! By my count I hit Heidi, Chella (x2), Dallas, PD (well, about x8 b/c PD has a LOT of things he don't like), gimme (x1 or x2) & April. Oh & Milt w/the "fopa". I was trying for at least one shot on every single post up until now, but I don't think I quite made it.
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Brmike1963's Avatar
" I went down on her and after 6-7 O's she begged me to stop" , I mean , come on guys.
I don't have any issues per say, I could care less.
Old Horn Dog's Avatar
I don't have any issues per say, I could care less. Originally Posted by Stanfeld
NIIIIICE! But didn't you mean to say, "I could of care less"?
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I don't have any issues per say, I could care less. Originally Posted by Stanfeld
LOL! A highly efficient double hit; good one!

@PD & OHD: the ubiquitous UrbanDictionary gives us "Fopaux", covering all sorts of huge mistakes, not just socially awkward ones. The "fopa" writer could have been reaching for that one perhaps.

Kudos to the lovely April Cox, for poking the board's "attention whores", posting in every thread yet actually contributing so very little, and who often need to take a poll before they can decide which end is up.

And, shouldn't this dumb thread have been in the Sandbox? Forum-jumping pisses me off too!
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I don't have any issues per say, I could care less. Originally Posted by Stanfeld
NIIIIICE! But didn't you mean to say, "I could of care less"? Originally Posted by Old Horn Dog
Per se and you could NOT care less. I'm hoping Stanfield was making a joke of it.
I'm hoping Stanfield was making a joke of it.
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When you private message a provider, give her references, then she private messages you back and says to read her reviews to get prices and what's on her menu!

Really! So I can go find one of her reviews, with everything listed under activities, and at a low price! Prices and menu options change, I don't have a problem with that. Sometimes the rate listed in review was a special, which is not available. Or her menu was wide open because she has seen a guy 20 times, but activities listed in review are not offered to you on first visit. There is nothing more frustrating than following her advice only to find out something you thought was on the menu or her rate, from her other reviews, has changed day of session!

I know providers need to be careful with how graphic they are in advertising themselves. But has a provider ever gotten into trouble for saying something about her menu or rates, in private messages? I have never heard of that getting them in trouble, correct me if I am wrong.
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Nit picky people that have nothing better to do than bitch and moan about shit that don't even concern them. Liars & thieves despise them.
DallasRain's Avatar
guys who text and dont say anything but "Hi..are you available today?"....well ok babe,but who is this?

Providers who give you a ref check back A YEAR LATER....it happened to me today!
BootyfulGia's Avatar
Girls who post ads "5 STAR VIP SERVICE" location- Chef Hwy/ NO East & pics taken with mix/ match bra & panties, no shoes, dirty feet& a cigg in hand in the mirror of a roach motel bathroom!

Saw ad on bp during NBA All Star last weekend "$40 Special, me or my girl, or both for $80, "Must be searched by our pimp first, no exceptions!"