Threesomes

TexTushHog's Avatar
I think several have hit on a key problem. One hour, or even ninety minutes is just too short. Two hours is a good minimum. Maybe even longer as you need plenty of recharge time to fully enjoy. But because you're compensating two people, the costs escalate pretty quickly. So I've pretty well decided that optimal threesomes are a very rich man's game. I'd love to do a two or three day one, however.
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I've engaged in a few threesomes, but frankly they've never done all that much for me. At best I enjoyed the experience only slightly more, if at all, than a one-on-one.

However, probably unlike most guys, I never really got that much of a thrill out of seeing girl-on-girl action. Originally Posted by CaptainMidnight
I agree with him.
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I think several have hit on a key problem. One hour, or even ninety minutes is just too short. Two hours is a good minimum. Maybe even longer as you need plenty of recharge time to fully enjoy. But because you're compensating two people, the costs escalate pretty quickly. So I've pretty well decided that optimal threesomes are a very rich man's game. I'd love to do a two or three day one, however. Originally Posted by TexTushHog
Two or three days? My lord you are a feral hog. I would have a heart attack and drop dead.Also I would need viagra.
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I participate in threesomes (and moresomes) on a fairly regular basis with all the mix-n-match variations. There have been many excellent comments made by those who have enjoyed successful threesome encounters. In my experience, a successful multiple-partner encounter requires all parties:
  • be "givers" ... not takers
  • recognize it's the fun in playing together as a threesome that makes a successful encounter. It's as much a playful event as it is sexual.
There is another type of threesome that has yet to be discussed: that's the MMF with two bisexual males. I am a bisexual male and there are two hobby providers who use me for MMF with other well-selected and highly-screened bisexual males ... especially those who aren't "out."
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There is a lot of truth to what you are saying.When it comes to the average ,passing fantasy reality rarely lives up to the hype.But there are those fantasy's that are more personal, and can be so hard wired into your mind that sometimes reality does live up to or even surpass the original dream. I love when that happens because for me that offers great masturbation material for many months after. Originally Posted by Becky
[Pulls up a chair....sits down...leans in....]

Oh???!!!???? I'm listening.....
Ok guys..the key to having a great threesome is to have two women that feel comfortable with each other...also it kinda helps if they have messed around with each other before so you wont have to experience the "akward" stage of the threesome. Me personally, I've never had a complaint about the threesome that I provide because its me and a girlfriend of mine I have known since 11th grade...and we've actually messed around with just us two so its fun for both of us. We know what the other likes and dislikes so that makes things alot easier and smoother! but i will admit, most girls that say they provide a two girl show, it is exactly just that: A SHOW!!...
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  • 10-26-2010, 11:29 AM
! but i will admit, most girls that say they provide a two girl show, it is exactly just that: A SHOW!!... Originally Posted by brooke_banks69
Everything but masturbation is a show and some folks try and turn that act into a show!
............... but i will admit, most girls that say they provide a two girl show, it is exactly just that: A SHOW!!... Originally Posted by brooke_banks69
I met a friend at the St. Regis once for some basic fun. Before you know it, we were on EROS looking for a third. We picked out this lovely brunette woman that was available on short notice. When she showed up, she showed up with another woman…………weird? Well actually, it was a bit weird. The other woman said she was the girlfriend of the woman we called, and that she would just wait in the living room whilst we retired to the bedroom.

Okkkkkkkk……….. My friend and I just stood there looking at each other. We knew each other pretty well by then so the debate was with our eyes and ended with a shrug. It was either that or pay her and go bar hopping which I didn’t really want to do. So here we are all cozy in the bedroom, lying on Egyptian cotton sheets sipping room service champagne. A little bit of kissing, a little bit of fondling and she up and says my girlfriend and I can put on a two girl show for you and your wife.

Okkkkkkkk……………….. more debate with our eyes and another shrug later we invited her girlfriend to come in. Can you say AWKWARD? So they start their show………………..and my “husband” encourages me to join in. Obviously, the woman we called was very tentative about the whole thing. So I started rubbing her feet with my scented oils to put her at ease. It did. We three women had a fabulous time. My husband became a fabulous traffic cop. And in the end, we all had a weird story to tell, some great orgasms for girls and guys alike, my friend paid them both, and everyone went away happy. But it was still the weirdest threesome I’ve done.
But it was still the weirdest threesome I’ve done. Originally Posted by OliviaHoward
Wasn't it technically a foursome? [insert golfing joke here]
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  • 10-26-2010, 03:20 PM
Wasn't it technically a foursome? [insert golfing joke here] Originally Posted by pjorourke
A foursome with only two balls to play with!
Is it a foursome or fourplay?
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  • 10-26-2010, 03:32 PM
Is it a foursome or fourplay? Originally Posted by terbul
It's a foursome with three playing and one paying , just like the Federal Tax system PJ!
Atldrummer's Avatar
First, I'm a long time lurker from the old board and glad I found this reincarnated version. I can't think of a better topic for my first post.

I love lesbian porn. Nothing gets me hotter than watching two women kiss and make love to each other. So much so that when watching I have no problem "taking matters into my own hands" 3 or 4 times in an hour.

I've tried a few paid threesomes and so far don't seem to be able to achieve the same record. At first it was finding 2 women truly into each other. Recently however I did find two very beautiful women with the right chemistry and they even agreed to let me "direct" them. Not sure why, but still was not as exciting as the videos. Still a great time mind you. I'll definitely try again. I'm hoping practice makes perfect in this case.

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Threesomes are way underrated!
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  • 10-31-2010, 05:17 PM
I'm contemplating whether or not to offer services to couples again. Ironically, although I'm a companion, I've had more threesomes in the civilian world.