Worst Provider Ad

Goddessmaria's Avatar
It's hard out here for a Omar
Pink Floyd's Avatar
She got that link from me, and I got it from GM who got it from another site. Its only the BEST AD EVER!

See my avatar, my sig, and one day my name... :P

I'm gonna make Omar famous.

Also the word pimp will now be replaced by the word Omar. Been Omarin, since Omarin's, been Omarin.... Originally Posted by KenMonk
People are going to wonder if that picture is of you if they don't know the story. LOL
dilbert firestorm's Avatar
don't spell omar backwards??? hmm

let see hows thats spelled...... "ramo"
Pink Floyd's Avatar
I understand that Obama has now offered OMAR the job of Inspector General. Lucy is going to be his bitch or I mean secretary.
That's about the funniest thing I have seen in a while.

Or the dumbest.
Sweet N Little's Avatar
Just in case they delete it...


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  • Hi there, My names Lucy.

    I am a tall, elite, stunning provider, with amazing skills.

    My kinky side is hidden by my sweet,personality ..

    Please, Don't let my soft voice fool you, I love to get WILD.

    * hush hush & very discreet
    Lucy Marie (917)396;9545 aka lexi,marie,shannon,LEILA
    ◆ Call girl you DESERVE.NO BLACK MEN!!!!
    YOU HAVE TO BE SEARCHED BY OMAR BEFORE I ENTER ROOM!!!
    $50 $100 $200 $PECIALS NO COVER IS $25 EXTRA
    • Location: Midtown West, OutCaLls
    Poster's age: 21

    • Location: Midtown West, MANHATTAN
Brooke Wilde's Avatar
I say someone gives Omar a call and refers him to this thread. Maybe he will grace us with his marvelous presence

Surely we can all learn a thing or 2 from him

He looks cute enough to be my life coach and financial advisor I'd love to work all day to make his life easier ... where do I sign up?

Goddessmaria's Avatar
Out of curiosity .... Is that a blunt in his mouth or does he have one front tooth
Oh Lord, now that's a shame:'(
KenMonk's Avatar
People are going to wonder if that picture is of you if they don't know the story. LOL Originally Posted by FlectiNonFrangi
Those who know me know I don't really give a shit lol.
no cover.... omg this is why i have to ask... wow.... speechless
Ok, so i can semi-understand the logic of omar doing the tsa search, but why is there a pic of him in bed?? Would he be joining in a 3 some....?
setman's Avatar
"A real pimp can pimp with his hands in his pocket". (Oscar)


Setty
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I'm guessing her showing her "pimp" in the ad is obviously their security (or rather insecurities) and meant to be an intimidation of sorts. "Don't even think about jerking me around - I have Tyrone here at all times!"

Hilarious.
JoeBlow's Avatar
Wow. Somebody must really be Pissed at her