Shrinkage!! A Tribute to Nothing! (Seinfeld)

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[Jerry at apartment]

(Knock, knock)

POSTAL WORKER DANNY: Seinfeld?

JERRY: Yeah.

POSTAL WORKER DANNY: I got a package for you. Sign here.

JERRY: Who's it from?

POSTAL WORKER DANNY: No return address.

JERRY: What if I don't want it?

POSTAL WORKER: Are you refusing delivery?

JERRY: Maybe I am.

POSTAL WORKER DANNY: Why would you do that?

JERRY: I've never done it before.

POSTAL WORKER DANNY: Why start now?

JERRY: Why not?

POSTAL WORKER DANNY: All right.

(George walks in)

GEORGE: Why did you refuse the package. Everybody loves a package.

JERRY: I don't know it was weird. Crazy printing. I don't know who it was from.

GEORGE: What do you think it's a bomb?

JERRY: It's not totally impossible.

GEORGE: Oh the ego on you.

JERRY: Why can't I be bombable?

GEORGE: Who's going to bomb you. An airline for all the stupid little peanut jokes.

JERRY: I suppose you think your bombable.

GEORGE: Hey. There is a couple of people that wouldn't mind having me out of the way.

JERRY: There's more than a couple.

I think....someone needs a bombshell dropped!! Feel free to lay it on me as well!!

The timeless art of seduction

Originally Posted by luv2daty

"She sends you a photo...you send one right back'' - Kramer

C'mon Man!!....u mean u cant tell me u all can't play along?? George Costanza can do betta!!

''And you want to be my...." -Jerry

Take it easy =)


It's never too late for coffee!

Ah yeah...love those ones luv!

''Next one of you who says something has to deal with me...You see, this is exactly what they want us to do. They play one against the other. You can't let them manipulate you like that. Now I want you guys to shake hands. C'mon, there are plenty women out there for all of us let's go. YES!'' - Kramer

But are you master of your domain?