Gifts to the wonderful ladies

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I keep patiently waiting for you to bring me some, but alas, you make me wait.

Le sigh.... Originally Posted by Miss Valentina
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Give cash or cash equivalent.

Or if you want to be sweet, give something "sweet" of minimal value. Realize she may end up throwing it away.

One lady I new had a big pile of stuffed animals in her apartment. She said one of her guys brought her a stuffed animal for one session. She didn't really want it, but acted sweet about it. After that, he kept bringing stuffed animals and it became a problems. They piled up in her apartment and she couldn't get rid of them because he'd notice. The guy attracted attention from the neighbors bringing in stuffed animals when he walked up.

However, the best "gift" I ever gave was a car battery. :-)

Not really a gift, she paid me back, but buying it and delivering it was sort of a gift.
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  • Toyz
  • 09-06-2014, 07:22 AM
Give cash or cash equivalent.

Or if you want to be sweet, give something "sweet" of minimal value. Realize she may end up throwing it away.

One lady I new had a big pile of stuffed animals in her apartment. She said one of her guys brought her a stuffed animal for one session. She didn't really want it, but acted sweet about it. After that, he kept bringing stuffed animals and it became a problems. They piled up in her apartment and she couldn't get rid of them because he'd notice. The guy attracted attention from the neighbors bringing in stuffed animals when he walked up.

However, the best "gift" I ever gave was a car battery. :-)

Not really a gift, she paid me back, but buying it and delivering it was sort of a gift. Originally Posted by GneissGuy
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Well, a friend of mine cut a hole in a box, put his junk in it and gifted it. On top of that, he gave the lady the gift that keeps on giving....

I told him he shouldn't have.....
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She does very little wrong ... Originally Posted by Bob McV
To err is human...Miss V, divine.
I have given liquor - when I knew what they liked or might like. That seemed to be appreciated. I did give a Taylor guitar to one I saw a lot.
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I gave Nikki White a grilled cheese ... unfortunately there was a fruit roll-up in it
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  • Toyz
  • 09-07-2014, 09:47 AM
I gave Nikki White a grilled cheese ... unfortunately there was a fruit roll-up in it Originally Posted by Bob McV
"Gourmet Night at Bobs"

Well did you at least toss in some funyuns???

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"Gourmet Night at Bobs"

Well did you at least toss in some funyuns???
Originally Posted by Toyz
With Nikki there is always FUNyuns ... wait that didn't Ohh nevermind Jokes are hard!