your 2 must haves at any incall

omg unbelievable, I cant belive how many women homes really are this nasty and dirty,
these chicks no you guys are coming to visit for fun, Condoms are deff a must & she should provide them always . hell I keep a condom dispenser right near my bed on table all size and full to to rim, a king size clean bed with clean sheets always ,clean home bottled water towels soap etc, ( its not that hard )

WTF, no one mentioned crispy bacon? All incalls should have crispy bacon cooked and ready for consumption. Originally Posted by pyramider

I'm makin bacon in the am!! I loveee crispy bacon!

I'm makin bacon in the am!! I loveee crispy bacon! Originally Posted by Amber Does

You guys are terrible!! Your making me hungry!! Lol

For me the #1 thing is location, location, location. It has to be someplace reasonably close, and with a safe, parking area. I don't have the desire to go up and down side streets and back alleys looking for a safe place to park. A single family residence with a private driveway, or a very public hotel located on a main road with a good reputation...are best. I don't want to worry about having my car damaged, stripped, or ticketed, or bringing home bed bugs.

#2 is a combination of attitude & safety. If she acts condescending, checks the clock, or pushes me out after a faster than normal ending (hey, it happens to the best of us), I won't be back. Males who haven't been with a woman on a regular basis tend to be "over heated" when the opportunity presents itself, so yes a lady who understands such things, and knows how to get things started again is very desirable.

Safety is self explanatory. Some women are very sensitive to certain kinds of protection. Therefore I feel its her responsibility to provide not only protection, but to ensure the man doesn't have to be concerned about what type she likes best. ("oh, I don't care for those"..!...is not something I ever want to hear)

For me the #1 thing is location, location, location. Originally Posted by silverfox

2 essentials that every incall must have.

mine are simple a bed and condoms.


that brings me to second essential. how bout a friggin bed. most clients are 40,50,60 plus yrs old. u think some guy wants to throw down 80, 100 ,200 , 300 to bang on pillows abd a throw on the rug. really. recent appointment had me on the floor then pulled no condom bs when time was right. Originally Posted by tinyisgreat

I just wanna put this out there..

must not have bothered ya too terribly bad ..cuz you went through with the appointment regardless...

you buddy got exactly what you paid for..ijs..

This shitbird is on fire! Exposing truths to the core of the hobby. Pulitzer material.

The ladies that are espousing a certain standard aren't wrong. Consider fine dining. A nice place needs cloth napkins and clean glasses. But there still should be a place to eat that uses paper towels and serves Coke in a can. Some ladies don't even hit that standard, for sure, but there's no reason to cast aspersions on everyone that doesn't match your standard.

I'd bet my last dollar those espousing perfection have fallen short from time to time. We're all human here. Maybe the two things are tolerance and an open mind.

But shit, I'm JC and you should have my dumb ass on ignore.

This shitbird is on fire! Exposing truths to the core of the hobby. Pulitzer material.

The ladies that are espousing a certain standard aren't wrong. Consider fine dining. A nice place needs cloth napkins and clean glasses. But there still should be a place to eat that uses paper towels and serves Coke in a can. Some ladies don't even hit that standard, for sure, but there's no reason to cast aspersions on everyone that doesn't match your standard.

I'd bet my last dollar those espousing perfection have fallen short from time to time. We're all human here. Maybe the two things are tolerance and an open mind.

But shit, I'm JC and you should have my dumb ass on ignore. Originally Posted by JohnnyCap

Absolutely, don't get me wrong, of course I've been off my game one too many times. your probably right, I shouldnt judge, but it bothers me like crazy to know that these girls are getting paid the amount of money they are, and can't invest even a little bit into making sure things are comfortable for their clients. I guess there will always be customers for every type of provider, but it still doesnt make it right for them to provide in situations like that, in my mind. But hey, I'm just Victoria, what do I know

Yes Yes and YES

WTF, no one mentioned crispy bacon? All incalls should have crispy bacon cooked and ready for consumption. Originally Posted by pyramider

For me the #1 thing is location, location, location. It has to be someplace reasonably close, and with a safe, parking area. I don't have the desire to go up and down side streets and back alleys looking for a safe place to park. A single family residence with a private driveway, or a very public hotel located on a main road with a good reputation...are best. I don't want to worry about having my car damaged, stripped, or ticketed, or bringing home bed bugs.

#2 is a combination of attitude & safety. If she acts condescending, checks the clock, or pushes me out after a faster than normal ending (hey, it happens to the best of us), I won't be back. Males who haven't been with a woman on a regular basis tend to be "over heated" when the opportunity presents itself, so yes a lady who understands such things, and knows how to get things started again is very desirable.

Safety is self explanatory. Some women are very sensitive to certain kinds of protection. Therefore I feel its her responsibility to provide not only protection, but to ensure the man doesn't have to be concerned about what type she likes best. ("oh, I don't care for those"..!...is not something I ever want to hear) Originally Posted by silverfox

Good points!

The golden dildoe & pillow PM uses when he assumes the position on his hard stable floor.....

Great thread. For me, the main thing is just to have an incall, as in have a private room, preferably in a safe residential neighborhood. Not only does a private incall make visitors feel safer, but the right place establishes a much better mood. Plus you have a place to hang a swing

If a provider doesn't have her own incall, she should at least handle the room arrangements before a meeting. Don't make it my problem... I'm not staying that long.

when going to an incall i really dont expect alot. while a water or coffee is nice , decent music or avail shower an extra touch , sexy lingeree or toys a plus there are a couple things that are must haves.

guys / ladies pick the 2 essentials that every incall must have.

mine are simple a bed and condoms. it is amazing how many times lately the provider says oh i dont have any protection. wtf does she think were coming over for. several ladies have said most of the guys bring their pwn. that is ludicrous. first if its an extended session u dont know how many u might need [ usually one but hey] and second if the appointment does not come off [ its often a 50/50 60/40 at best proposition guy doesnt want that floating is his pocket or car for someone else to stumble upon.

i recently had a lady tell me it gets expenseive like $5 day. well as she is a 1 pop kinda girl and her avg rate is 100 it means she's taking in 500 at her residential ncall. seeing as she does not provide a bed expenses should be ok at 1 percent of take.

that brings me to second essential. how bout a friggin bed. most clients are 40,50,60 plus yrs old. u think some guy wants to throw down 80, 100 ,200 , 300 to bang on pillows abd a throw on the rug. really. recent appointment had me on the floor then pulled no condom bs when time was right. meanwhile she had 60 " tv playing ghetto music. when i left she said save my number. for what? girls we are pigs and dont expect a ton but the basics aint asking alot Originally Posted by tinyisgreat

I think the necessities for any in-call is for her to have protection for the client and a place for him to clean up afterward. The fact that there was a discussion on how nice it would be to have a bed is kind of sad. We have all walked into a situation where due to providers hard times or lack of motivation, a box on the floor was provided. I have literally walked out after speaking my mind. At the end of the day this is a business and there are plenty of providers (some in this thread) who maintain respect for themselves and demand it of their clientele. So my two “must haves” are in addition to what should be available as standard practice.

The golden dildoe & pillow PM uses when he assumes the position on his hard stable floor.....

Originally Posted by Celso

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