Vaginal Kung Fu

Bob McV: Good to know.

HAHA

Nikki White appearing at her first Olympics representing (is this right?) Her homeland of Pretzlandia has a colorful history. Seems she raised the funds to travel here from several dozen $250 donations from gentlemen across the U.S. for (is this right?) private pretzeling lessons. And back to you Matt Lauer Originally Posted by Bob McV

NBC today show regarding new Olympic catagories:

Matt: Can we add that to our in house Olympic games? I think we could invite some previous employees, celebrities and I have 4-1 that the old hag doesn't even place.

Hobart: " I have my money on Kathy Lee. She has been hanging Frank by the balls for years, What else is he good for?

Whispers:

I wanted to do Kathy Lee when I was in high school. She is not the 52 Ford I always wished I had but at $12 an hour those days she was GPS material.....

SL: I've had worse and it was fantastic...

NBC today show regarding new Olympic catagories:

Matt: Can we add that to our in house Olympic games? I think we could invite some previous employees, celebrities and I have 4-1 that the old hag doesn't even place.

Hobart: " I have my money on Kathy Lee. She has been hanging Frank by the balls for years, What else is he good for?

Whispers:

I wanted to do Kathy Lee when I was in high school. She is not the 52 Ford I always wished I had but at $12 an hour those days she was GPS material.....

SL: I've had worse and it was fantastic... Originally Posted by RandB fan

Sorry don't get it?

Nikki, I have found the perfect swimsuit for you this summer. A true reflection of your talents.

So I just found out I gotta get tongue weights, now I have to get vagina weights too???
This whole working out thing is getting to be too involved.

That surf board though. What?! Talk about "graining on that wood".
Good Gawd, her vagina is strong!

She kind of looks like Sheryl Crow in the doughnut pic.
The places she goes are beautiful.

Followed! Originally Posted by Ebony Jasmine Love Austin

Yes give that cooter a good workout. Its got to be able to handle things ... like 1.3" of dangling death.

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It's easy y'all try it lol. Originally Posted by NikkiWhite

String, a bottle, and no taint ... Nikki was so close to taintdom.

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Bring home the gold metal Nikki!

I'm up to 3 ketchup packets so far! Slow and steady.....slow, and steady people. Originally Posted by Ebony Jasmine Love Austin

Work up to it slowing, cooter control is so cool. But if you were to post taint photos you can blow off your cooter curls tomorrow.

Hey, yew ol' three-sided sonuvagun! Why yew gotta be stirrin' up tha pot all tha' time? Yer a-flounderin', man!

Nikki, I have found the perfect swimsuit for you this summer. A true reflection of your talents.


Originally Posted by cinnamonshark

What? You didn't like the last swimwear you saw me in??

Just call me Sharktopus.

What? You didn't like the last swimwear you saw me in??
I did !!! Best swimsuit ever

Just call me Sharktopus. Originally Posted by NikkiWhite

Bite me

What? You didn't like the last swimwear you saw me in??

Just call me Sharktopus. Originally Posted by NikkiWhite

Oh, trust me. I LOVED IT!!!

This is just for places where you can't wear that "other" swimwear.

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It's easy y'all try it lol. Originally Posted by NikkiWhite

Nice party trick, but I'd much rather see it live. When's your next visit?

That's hot!!!!!!!

Way back in the stone age when I was growing up I went to one of the last true burlesque shows (major east coast city), there was a gal who would fire whiffle balls from her pussy for batting practice. She literally could make them go in all kinds of directions. I'd say the length on stage was 40 feet or so and she'd fire them so fast you could barely see them....never saw a guy get a hit off of her and only a couple even foul one off.

Wonder if Nikki could do that, then again I've been waiting a long time just for her to com back home....never have had the pleasure...yet