Outcall to a married man while the wife is away

Wow, some crazy stories here, lol. As a rule, I never visit someone I know is married. I have made a couple of exceptions for people who I know for a fact that their wives travel out of the country on business on a regular basis, & they were out of the country & the properties were upscale and pretty isolated from neighbors. Cooking in another woman's kitchen makes me nervous. Safe than sorry is usually the better way to go.



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Just curious on what this Gcode consists of? I would imagine morals are out the window as a provider since most hobby guys are married or "Boo'ed up". Originally Posted by DToxxx

Girlcode is important even for providers. I have a client who is married with kids. When I took my hiatus he wanted to take me on dates. I said no way, I am no home wrecker.
He didn't see my distinction but I think there is one. When you are paying for a fantasy or a transactional occurrence is happening that is one thing. But flat out dating a married guy is not something I would EVER do to another woman.

Gotdamn, these stories........

A lot of married men don't be thinking at all!

^^^^ they do think, With the little head

Omg! 2 funny!!! 😂😂😂



=1ThickBlond;1056933667]Be thankful he was honest enough to tell you he was married and that she was away. I had a similar situation a few years back but didn't find out until I got there. I went on an outcall to a nice home and once I arrived it was obvious it was definitely a family home. I immediately asked where 'everyone else' was and he told me not to worry about it, she was out of town. I told him that I thought that was pretty bold and very risky for him and he just laughed it off saying she would never know. I'd seen him a few times before(incall) so I wasn't that worried about it if he wasn't. We're about halfway through the hour and hear noise coming from the front of the house and then his wife is actually calling his name. We both freak completely out. I jump up and start trying to grab my clothes and purse trying to figure out what the hell I'm going to do. Now she's coming down the hallway. I tell him he better shut the damn door and don't let her in. I ran over to the closest window and try to open it enough to get out, thank god we weren't on the second floor. She's going nuts banging on the door and screaming at him. He's standing there holding the door closed and all he can say is "I'm fucked, I'm fucked! I've gotta let her in!" I tell him he better not open the door before I get out of there.. I finally get the damn window about halfway up and just throw myself into the screen to get out of there. I make it out the window into the bushes that I have to make my way through completely naked. The dummy finally lets her in the room since I'm out of there and of course she is hysterical. She's screaming at him and screaming out the window. I make it out of the bushes and run to the side of the house to the gate but have hell trying to get it open. It's dark, my hands are shaking and they have a pool so it's got a complicated latch on it. I finally get the damn thing open and am finally able to make a run around front for my truck in the driveway. All I can think is thank god she didn't block my truck in with her car. I just make into my truck and she comes out of the house running at me screaming like a maniac and throws my shoes at me, lol! I couldn't get out of that driveway fast enough. This idiot actually called me the next day to ask me if we could 'finish' what we started the night before and I told him to lose my number forever.

Looking back it's funny now but that was a very dangerous situation to be put in and it could've ended much worse than me being all scratched up from crawling through bushes naked and losing my shoes.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Azebella_amor;1056936647]Omg! 2 CRAZY!!! 😂😂😂

FTFY,
yeah married guy's are thinking, but only thinking of the good things that can happen. That's why it's up to the ladies here to consider worst case scenarios before proceeding.

Lol, while I'm normally a menu/service/IOP trumps looks kind of guy, I think I would have to use a different criteria if I was ever dumb enough to do it in a SO's bed.

If you're in bed with Ember Simmers when the SO busts through the door and screams and screams "WTF are you doing?", all you have to do is look over at Ember and shrug, as if to say "who in their right mind wouldn't".

On the other hand, you have a case where the SO busts through and catches you with one of the ISO/Coed crowd. You're laying there trying not to roll down the bed because the weight of her has the bed on a slant, there's $300 sitting on a side table, and the wife is looking at a woman who is not a fraction as pretty as she is.

I'm thinking you can survive the first scenario, but that your wife would be so offended in the second, that you're toast.

BOTH of those hypotheticals are funny as fuck. Hypothetically, maybe you could convince the SO to join in the first scene. And just shoot you to put you out of your misery in the second.

I need to make a decision and just not sure I should do it. Originally Posted by ScarlettKnight

You are "not sure" you "should do it"?

Coach Royal used to say:

"Three things can happen when you throw a forward pass.Two are bad."

If you're in bed with Ember Simmers when the SO busts through the door and screams and screams "WTF are you doing?", all you have to do is look over at Ember and shrug, as if to say "who in their right mind wouldn't".

On the other hand, you have a case where the SO busts through and catches you with one of the ISO/Coed crowd. You're laying there trying not to roll down the bed because the weight of her has the bed on a slant, there's $300 sitting on a side table, and the wife is looking at a woman who is not a fraction as pretty as she is.

I'm thinking you can survive the first scenario, but that your wife would be so offended in the second, that you're toast. Originally Posted by citizen44

I think you think wrong.

Fucktard leading the fucktards, like the blind leading the blind...


Please tell me again how the hooker's "hotness" is going to save you from the burning inferno of rage that has now become "the wife" during the "bust" scene....


Yes, Ember Simmers is HOT, but even her hotness will not save a cheating husband from his wife's suspiciously confirmed & induced untimely wrath.
Good try though!

A woman's line of thinking- He's cheating (that's the dagger part) with some bitch in MY BED (that's the dagger being twisted...)
And trust she would ride that puppy til the wheels fall off...

Be thankful he was honest enough to tell you he was married and that she was away. I had a similar situation a few years back but didn't find out until I got there. I went on an outcall to a nice home and once I arrived it was obvious it was definitely a family home. I immediately asked where 'everyone else' was and he told me not to worry about it, she was out of town. I told him that I thought that was pretty bold and very risky for him and he just laughed it off saying she would never know. I'd seen him a few times before(incall) so I wasn't that worried about it if he wasn't. We're about halfway through the hour and hear noise coming from the front of the house and then his wife is actually calling his name. We both freak completely out. I jump up and start trying to grab my clothes and purse trying to figure out what the hell I'm going to do. Now she's coming down the hallway. I tell him he better shut the damn door and don't let her in. I ran over to the closest window and try to open it enough to get out, thank god we weren't on the second floor. She's going nuts banging on the door and screaming at him. He's standing there holding the door closed and all he can say is "I'm fucked, I'm fucked! I've gotta let her in!" I tell him he better not open the door before I get out of there.. I finally get the damn window about halfway up and just throw myself into the screen to get out of there. I make it out the window into the bushes that I have to make my way through completely naked. The dummy finally lets her in the room since I'm out of there and of course she is hysterical. She's screaming at him and screaming out the window. I make it out of the bushes and run to the side of the house to the gate but have hell trying to get it open. It's dark, my hands are shaking and they have a pool so it's got a complicated latch on it. I finally get the damn thing open and am finally able to make a run around front for my truck in the driveway. All I can think is thank god she didn't block my truck in with her car. I just make into my truck and she comes out of the house running at me screaming like a maniac and throws my shoes at me, lol! I couldn't get out of that driveway fast enough. This idiot actually called me the next day to ask me if we could 'finish' what we started the night before and I told him to lose my number forever.

Looking back it's funny now but that was a very dangerous situation to be put in and it could've ended much worse than me being all scratched up from crawling through bushes naked and losing my shoes. Originally Posted by 1ThickBlond

^^^ Glad it did not end worse! That's one hell of a misadventure lol

And you lived to tell the tale...

Here's to being older & wiser...

You are "not sure" you "should do it"?

Coach Royal used to say:

"Three things can happen when you throw a forward pass.Two are bad." Originally Posted by LexusLover

Coach Royal also used to say his football players got a quality education at UT. Yeah right!

That is a bit tricky I would only if she is out of the country. Maybe ever planet lol. Bitches are CRAZY! She may kill you and him.

I have a request to visit a client while his wife is away at his home. It will be a first for me since I have always worried about the wife coming home early and my life would be in danger.

Any advice or stories? I need to make a decision and just not sure I should do it. Originally Posted by ScarlettKnight

Stupid fucks are too cheap to book a hotel room and too stupid to think they won't get caught. Great "let me tell you why the answer is "No"!" stories!

I was a married man, I would never have a provider come to my home even I know my SO out of town with the chance of going home is slim or whatever... but I don't understand why you have to run ??? you're an "invited" guest though, let the bastard deal with his sin ha ha ....

Omg! 2 funny!!! ������



=1ThickBlond;1056933667]Be thankful he was honest enough to tell you he was married and that she was away. I had a similar situation a few years back but didn't find out until I got there. I went on an outcall to a nice home and once I arrived it was obvious it was definitely a family home. I immediately asked where 'everyone else' was and he told me not to worry about it, she was out of town. I told him that I thought that was pretty bold and very risky for him and he just laughed it off saying she would never know. I'd seen him a few times before(incall) so I wasn't that worried about it if he wasn't. We're about halfway through the hour and hear noise coming from the front of the house and then his wife is actually calling his name. We both freak completely out. I jump up and start trying to grab my clothes and purse trying to figure out what the hell I'm going to do. Now she's coming down the hallway. I tell him he better shut the damn door and don't let her in. I ran over to the closest window and try to open it enough to get out, thank god we weren't on the second floor. She's going nuts banging on the door and screaming at him. He's standing there holding the door closed and all he can say is "I'm fucked, I'm fucked! I've gotta let her in!" I tell him he better not open the door before I get out of there.. I finally get the damn window about halfway up and just throw myself into the screen to get out of there. I make it out the window into the bushes that I have to make my way through completely naked. The dummy finally lets her in the room since I'm out of there and of course she is hysterical. She's screaming at him and screaming out the window. I make it out of the bushes and run to the side of the house to the gate but have hell trying to get it open. It's dark, my hands are shaking and they have a pool so it's got a complicated latch on it. I finally get the damn thing open and am finally able to make a run around front for my truck in the driveway. All I can think is thank god she didn't block my truck in with her car. I just make into my truck and she comes out of the house running at me screaming like a maniac and throws my shoes at me, lol! I couldn't get out of that driveway fast enough. This idiot actually called me the next day to ask me if we could 'finish' what we started the night before and I told him to lose my number forever.

Looking back it's funny now but that was a very dangerous situation to be put in and it could've ended much worse than me being all scratched up from crawling through bushes naked and losing my shoes. Originally Posted by Azebella_amor

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I think you think wrong.

Fucktard leading the fucktards, like the blind leading the blind...


Please tell me again how the hooker's "hotness" is going to save you from the burning inferno of rage that has now become "the wife" during the "bust" scene.... Originally Posted by FoxyNC

It's called humor.....and the ones who feel that they fall into the second category probably wouldn't get it.