I needed more bullshit. My luck wasn't quite bad enough yet.

So many things about the OP to laugh at...where do I start? Originally Posted by Wakeup

So much hyprocitical trolling from this he or she. Where do I start?

What the hell is it with your sorry ass anyway? You troll around the various forums posting things just to stir up shit. You are either a disgruntled hooker who loathes herself for drinking married guy's cum or a guy who's hooker "wife" comes home with married guy's cock on her breath and you hate yourself. Either way, fuck off.

Go finish flossing with married guy's pubes.

So you don't want me to laugh at you?

Sure, go ahead. We'll laugh at each other.

Oh, my fault...I already did. Carry on..

So many things about the OP to laugh at...where do I start?

It's always best to start at the beginning. ~ Glinda

Oh, my fault...I already did. Carry on.. Originally Posted by Wakeup

As did I, every time you chime in somewhere.

Take care.

Al Bundy, tv and here, both seem to dream of sweet death.

Also - Why in the fuck is there so many banana flavored candies in the mix?!? I have to weed through those nasty fuckers to get to the cherry, grape, orange, and lime flavors. Fucking sadists. Just saying. And now my Hot Pocket blew up after only 1:30. It says 2:00 on the package. Fucking liars. Originally Posted by albundy

Oh. God.

I
am
cracking
up.


But for real, that's where I actually started feeling sympathy for you. Your struggle reminds me of this Bukowski poem:

The Shoelace

Hey Al, sorry to hear about all your troubles. I've been there...twice...with the identity theft dealio. It totally sucks. Once was a paypal/ebay issue and the other I still have no idea how it happened.

I work in I.T. and the way things are going here in the south (Houma for me) even I.T. isn't safe. We are a non revenue generating department and are usually one of the first cut when companies start cutting. I had to change jobs last year and took a major pay cut in the process. I've had to cut my hobbying down to barely once a month.

Wish I had some good news for ya but all we can do at this point is tough it out. Hopefully things turn around soon.

And Addison...it seems like every post you make lately is putting a smile on my face. So, from me anyway, thank you, it's greatly appreciated.

As far as hot pockets, I could never really get into those. But those $1 tina's frozen burritos...I could eat the hell out of some of those.

I work in I.T. and the way things are going here in the south (Houma for me) even I.T. isn't safe. We are a non revenue generating department and are usually one of the first cut when companies start cutting. I had to change jobs last year and took a major pay cut in the process. I've had to cut my hobbying down to barely once a month.

As far as hot pockets, I could never really get into those. But those $1 tina's frozen burritos...I could eat the hell out of some of those. Originally Posted by Sinclar

Thanks. Sorry it's hard for you too. We have a little bit of work, but only because there aren't nearly as many people working there anymore.


Tina's burritos? Never heard of those. I'll have to keep an eye out. Those freakin' Mickey Brown's Burritos (made in Houma) are the shit , man. Love those. I tear those things up and they burn up your asshole nice later.

Al Bundy, tv and here, both seem to dream of sweet death. Originally Posted by pyramider

I'd settle for a cooked meal, a cold beer, and a moist pussy.

Don't whine & play the blame game. Take control of YOUR life, Al.

-LLL��

Exactly Lisa. I was miserable for so long I thought that was just how life was. Finally, we decide to end the marriage, and a counselor I had been seeing told me "Yeah, I could tell you weren't amenable to that suggestion, but I knew you'd come around to it eventually. Now, go live!"

Al, I've told you this before, life is too short to waste time in misery. Just do it.

Yeah, I know you're right. Just gotta say "Fuck it" and do it, I guess. Never seems like a good time, but I guess there never is going to be a good time for it. Just like to vent and bitch on here because it's "anonymous". Maybe drain my balls this weekend (hopefully) and then try to get the nerve up to put a stop to the madness.

Don't vent on here, Al. It's not private. I can tell you are unhappy, but evaluate what's really the root of your problems and try to fix it privately w/o saturating this board w/"Negative Nancy" rants. Are you unemployed? Try exercising & add an additional inexpensive hobby to replace the negative rants. Negative ppl are toxic. Positive ppl uplift!

I hope your situation improves & wish you all the luck. Now, quit whining Mr. Al! That was your friendly Local Lyoness pep-talk.

Keep your head up!
-LLL