Cleaning up: Removing the stank

you likkkeeeeddd it
lol

I generally don't wanna quit, and when I got there and realized the situation I got my face into, I tried. Honest I tried. Call it pride. Switched to my hand and moved my face away.

Someone mentioned nostril memory, and I think that's pretty accurate. My shuddering is nearly complete, and the odor is gone. After two effin days.

A mixture of ammonia and bleach should take care of your problem.

Be sure to mix it and use it in an enclosed space without air ventilation.

Aye. But what keeps me from getting right back in the situation in the future?

Lmao over his head.

Which provider was it? Lots of us would like to avoid that situation in the future

I have a guess.
Been there won't be back.

A mixture of ammonia and bleach should take care of your problem.

Be sure to mix it and use it in an enclosed space without air ventilation. Originally Posted by Simon Riley

^^This, exactly.

Or, stop by a gas station and douse yourself with 3 gal of Super Unleaded (preferably with Techron...i don't know what Techron is, but I think it would help in this situation).

**Air dry under a very large magnifying glass concentrating on keeping the parts with the most offending odors under the brightest part of the light.

Repeat


**only on sunny days between the hours of 11:43AM and 5:39PM, M-F
.

.

My wife is always leaving small bottles f scented hand sanitizer in my car, and they have come in very handy on more than one occasion, not with foul snatch stench, but the delightful smell of an aroused cootch that sometimes lingers on my beard.

you likkkeeeeddd it
lol Originally Posted by tskimberlyb

Lololololol omg!!! Girl that shit was epically funny!!! We need to fucking hang out!!!!

Sir I'd like to salute your bravery and dedication. Now I am a person who will leave a room or momentarily become clinically insane if forced to endure certain discomforting odors or tastes - even unhygienic images can make me gag... but I love to eat at down at the ywca myself I even usually lick off all my own sweetness off my lovers hands and face and the condom even sometimes when it feels so good and he's like wait, get off or I'll come...ahem. But yeah I love that stuff ...so I can admire your courage and love for the activity you refused to pass up on.

Aye. But what keeps me from getting right back in the situation in the future? Originally Posted by nugget505

Listen to that desire that your "Little Head" has to be able to continue existing or at least functioning at the sexxxiest capacity!
Is it worth it?
Short term ejaculation < Long term ability to function for penetration
Is te reward worth the risk?
Stop!
Wait, really ask yo'self.
Is it possible your special vixen is going through a "unique diet/improper hygiene things" or a "These juices contain a mere 12% of her own DNA" things... ?
Seriously, take this serious son!
If it is just the hint of coochie seasoned with an excessive amount of curry, garlic, and onion soup - and note this is only acceptable if she is super cute - you're still weird but enjoy ^.^ try to rinse up before the substance is airborne on your skin for too long [ sometimes coochie juice turns bad brotha, beware ].
If it is like this isn't in any way natural no way no how - CBJ? I guess? I mean lol if she's fine af idk. I can't enjoy my self is too scared fearing danger? Probably agree with "..and DO NOT RETURN!"

As several of you allude, the odor could well be the result of bad hygiene, or worse..
Not necessarily, though: About five years ago, I used to leave one of my faves with her scent all over my fingers. Her hygiene was impeccable -- no odor when playtime commenced; nonetheless, she always used to give off a powerful scent when excited ..

For the past several years ..I have not had any such experiences with her. The only explanation I can come up with is a change in her diet, when she embarked upon a fitness kick several years ago. Originally Posted by Bush Pilot

Glad that story had a happy ending

I don't understand. If hygiene was bad to begin with, why do anything where the smell is on your face? Get the BJ, pass on the FS and leave. Originally Posted by jwilliam272

Yeah and could also opt for CBJ and mutual masturbation is always fun.. I like watching girls play with themselves, option my man Yet I wanna reiterate ONLY if she's super cute

Rinse your hands under water while rubbing a spoon or a fork, the metal ions will break up the smell of a 7 day old dead cat on your hands. Works every time. ..they even sell metal soap bars at bed bath beyond Originally Posted by SanAntonman

Wow you rock! I like to know cool stuff like that Schienze Iz Soopa Kewl

Can't really get rid of it, it has to go away on it's own.
Next time smear a finger right on her upper lip.
Prevention is key Originally Posted by submarineracer

I might try that lmao

^^This, exactly.

Or, stop by a gas station and douse yourself with 3 gal of Super Unleaded (preferably with Techron...i don't know what Techron is, but I think it would help in this situation).

**Air dry under a very large magnifying glass concentrating on keeping the parts with the most offending odors under the brightest part of the light.

Repeat


**only on sunny days between the hours of 11:43AM and 5:39PM, M-F
.

.


Originally Posted by SofaKingFun

He needs to let us know when and where he'll be doing this so we can all watch and put on YouTube the " WOOOSH " from the concentrated sunlight off of the magnifying glass ! ( Reminds me of the Eddie Murphy line in one of his stand up routines years back, " Just roll Charlie around good on the ground, he be ah'right ! )

I haven't been here in a while....BUT...