Even The NFL Knows About Texans

DaliLama is spot on with everything except the beaches. If Texas had those beaches it would be the PERFECT state. Originally Posted by BlueEyedTexan
Those Sunny Beaches!

Kidding aside....I agree. If we had the beaches (of the Destin, FL area) from the Golden Triangle to South Padre, the Texas coastline would look eerily different today.

As beautiful as PA is, I chose Texas..... the friendliest people and the prettiest women I've ever seen..

. Originally Posted by TheDaliLama
im sure there are nice looking women in PA

but i've driven around PA some..and I always discretely have my eye out for nice looking women..dont recall seeing any there, while I do recall thinking "these people are homely"

and while its difficult to find a good looking guy anywhere.... I didn't see any of those either
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im sure there are nice looking women in PA

but i've driven around PA some..and I always discretely have my eye out for nice looking women..dont recall seeing any there, while I do recall thinking "these people are homely"

and while its difficult to find a good looking guy anywhere.... I didn't see any of those either Originally Posted by nevergaveitathought

Wisconsin, Kansas have got the ugliest looking people..all the good looking ones leave.
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Wisconsin, Kansas have got the ugliest looking people..all the good looking ones leave. Originally Posted by TheDaliLama
.. and come to Texas to have fun for a change.
Wisconsin, Kansas have got the ugliest looking people..all the good looking ones leave. Originally Posted by TheDaliLama
I knew a pretty girl from kansas once....but come to think of it...she was in texas
Hey StandingInShit, can you point me to the audio or video where Abbott states this.

I can sure point you to link where Hillary and Bamster lied.

"No that's a example of another backward homophobic racist Texas politician who is still grumping because slavery was abolished. Abbott wants the whole world to be a straight white middle aged male. So sad!"
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im sure there are nice looking women in PA

but i've driven around PA some..and I always discretely have my eye out for nice looking women..dont recall seeing any there, while I do recall thinking "these people are homely" Originally Posted by nevergaveitathought

We hide the good ones whenever you're in town!













But we'll save this babe for your next visit... so hurry on back NGIAT!

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We hide the good ones when you're in town!




Originally Posted by lustylad
Great camouflage job there! I wouldn't believe my eyes either!
Those Sunny Beaches!

Kidding aside....I agree. If we had the beaches (of the Destin, FL area) from the Golden Triangle to South Padre, the Texas coastline would look eerily different today. Originally Posted by Chateau Becot
I grew up in the Golden Triangle area, and have lived in Houston my entire adult life.

Texas definetally got the shit end of the stick when it comes to beachs. "Come and visit our ugly brown sand beachs" just doesn't have much appeal.

But we make up for it in just about everything else.
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Well, if others judge Texas / Texans by you and your feeble standards, then we're ALL in a steaming dung heap of trouble.

The upside to that statement is...we're not. And Thank God and President Trump we aren't.

So go stick your milktoast, paper-thin ideologies in your tookus, libturd.

Hillary Lost.
Hillary Lost.
Let's say it again for good measure.....HILLARY LOST.

God....not matter how many times you say, think, write it...it still feels so fuckin' good to know it's TRUE.....and you dimaturds have to deal with it...every single day. Originally Posted by Chateau Becot
Nice meltdown, dickweed. Actually, we're now finding out who really lost. But keep raving. It seems to be the American way now.

So, your irrelevant rant aside, you think this makes Patrick any less of a heap of human waste?

That was my comment. Not about Hillary Clinton.
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roger goodell needs to go.

the owners have to fire him. Goodell is largely responsible for the ratings fall and for creating the reputation as the "No Fun League".
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I grew up in the Golden Triangle area, and have lived in Houston my entire adult life.

Texas definetally got the shit end of the stick when it comes to beachs. "Come and visit our ugly brown sand beachs" just doesn't have much appeal.

But we make up for it in just about everything else. Originally Posted by Jackie S
Occasionally, South Padre has nice water and beaches ... before the high level of development it was enjoyable and relatively clean. The Rio Grande is a sewer pipe for the Texas-Mexico border and the sewer and remains discarded there end up in the Gulf from below the dam on down.

The shipping and petro-chemical businesses contaminate from the Houston/Galveston area to the North with the rivers all the way around to the Mississippi taking care of the Northeaster and Northern Gulf shorelines and inland.
We hide the good ones whenever you're in town!


But we'll save this babe for your next visit... so hurry on back NGIAT!

Originally Posted by lustylad
ive never tied a person's worth to their looks

but in matters of my own sexuality, I find I have difficulty with my functionality without a perception of some aspect of my intended having some bit of allurement, be it a certain look, some physical feature I find enticing, confidence, humor, how she treats people, intelligence, etc, however false my perception might be

at times, the more clothes someone wears, the more I can fool myself

in her case she needs a long skirt, and also tenderness from people, as we all do
Occasionally, South Padre has nice water and beaches ... before the high level of development it was enjoyable and relatively clean. The Rio Grande is a sewer pipe for the Texas-Mexico border and the sewer and remains discarded there end up in the Gulf from below the dam on down.

The shipping and petro-chemical businesses contaminate from the Houston/Galveston area to the North with the rivers all the way around to the Mississippi taking care of the Northeaster and Northern Gulf shorelines and inland. Originally Posted by LexusLover
ive been told that the mississipi's flow winds its way directly toward texas and the collected refuse of half the nation comes along our shores

ive never checked that out to confirm it
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ive been told that the mississipi's flow winds its way toward texas and the collected refuse of half the nation comes our way

ive never checked that out to confirm it Originally Posted by nevergaveitathought
well ... actually the refuse moves East ...

... the Gulf Stream runs clockwise in the Gulf ....



I suspect that most of the "trash" gets deposited with the rest of the silt in the "delta" of the Mississippi ...



Hurricane Katrina re-opened the "wound" of 100's of millions of dollars being soaked into "projects" associated with the Mississippi Delta to revitalize it as a natural barrier to storms coming in from the Gulf .. if I recall pre-Katrina Congress appropriated $500 million JUST FOR A STUDY! And additional substantial sum was appropriated for the Army Corps of Engineers to rebuild the dikes (which broke during Katrina causing a lot of the civilian losses .... along with the "Mayor's" incompetence.)