Things A Provider REALLY Loves To Hear

43. I know we've been sitting on your couch talking for 30 minutes but the clock just started, right?

44. That's okay, you can keep the tip. Uh, baby you knew I was a Leper, right?

"I'm trying to cut costs here..."

45. Your pics were get but you didnt tell me you were pregnant

25. Wow, you came so much YOU should pay ME Originally Posted by KCQuestor

LOL. I actually had a provider tell me " I came so much I should pay you", probably a common line. But I said 'Okay, how much are you going to give me?" Not knowing I was kidding, the look on her face was priceless!

Sorry. It must be my anti-depressant, because that has never happened to me before.

"If you just do this, that or this, you would do so much better" (While arguing with you about everything you say and belittling you).

You really should get those bunions fixed.

Do you take foodstamps or wic vouchers

28. "Don't worry, Im clean"

"OH &*%$(%^&!!!!!! That's the garage door!!!!!!"

Accompanied by a wild eyed look of panic. Yes, this really happened lol

My name is John Galt and I brought $80.

52. "My name is catnipper and John Galt said you'd do ME for $80, too! Get nekkid, woman!"

53. "You don't need to tell me what you like... I've been eatin' pussy for years! They're all the same..."

Can you charge by the inch. After were finished can you call my dad and tell him I am not gay.
I know am 40 but this is my first time can you call some of my old classmates and tell them I am not a virgin
Can you tell my wife how to do that.
My parol officer said I need to meet new friends can you sign this.
My uncle likes to watch do you mind.