Say What?!?

OK, so Lola, is it really sanitary to leave your electric toothbrush by your feet in the tub? Or is that a "Big Bang" electric toothbrush?

Jenna, we need to get an impulse sample of your vaginal cavity to use as a ballad snare drum reverb.

I got fired from a piano bar gig about a hundred years ago in OKC for refusing to play the Marine's Hymn "one more time" cause I figured the guy's hundred bucks bought him 7 and that was it and then the Marines and several other branches of armed forces guys got in to it and that was that for a Thursday night. So much for "Into the Air, Junior Birdmen".

"This is my rifle this is my gun...." should be set to music, it's a LOT fucking shorter and could be made in to a musical toast.

Is it in yet, done yet, already?...."I didn't know you had such a small organ"...."Well, you didn't tell me I was playing a fucking cathedral"

So if a dude starts hollering "BUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR RIIIIIIIIIIIIIITO!" do you need to check the sheets?

I can too carry a note

Once had a fellow sing "You are so Beautiful" directly into my monkey....... A nice gesture but the guy could NOT hold tune and it was a little pitchy

spikebaby Originally Posted by Spikebaby

It's all becoming clear. Wondered where she learned the term "Taint" Originally Posted by Caleb

Its unusual that a woman appreciates me. Usually after I leave they really appreciate all other men they had before me. You can imagine my confusion.

Its unusual that a woman appreciates me. Usually after I leave they really appreciate all other men they had before me. You can imagine my confusion. Originally Posted by pyramider

This makes perfect sense. She's always said it's the little things in life that excite her.

Thought I had that covered, but lately our trysts end with her singing The Rolling Stones Satisfaction

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