Dear InBredSyndrome and Trendaway,
We Democrats, the actual American Patriots, thank you for your contributions and willingness to take away the rights, arsenal related or not, of others. You are our best allies due to your knack for becoming living cliches. Only penetrating thinkers such as yourselves could stretch universal registration and background checks as well as HCM and semi-automatic assault weapons bans into a rationalization for taking any weapon away from someone who is not just like you.
Thank you, thank you, thank you!!!!! Please keep up the good work.