Dealbreakers?

and number one dealbreaker..alpha males Originally Posted by DallasRain

Thanks for giving hope to an omega male.

All y'all is appropriate when addressing more than one particular group of y'all's.
Though, I will say all y'all is more of a phrase I heard in Atlanta, than here in Texas. 50/50 in New Orleans...ijs
. Originally Posted by LilMynx69

My family has been in the South and Southwest since before the American Revolution. I don't know anyone who says "all y'all". While I have spent a fair amount of time in Atlanta, I am not from there - but I do have a number of friends who are natives of Atlanta. So I put the question to them and this response from one of them seems to be representative: "I've never heard all y'all. Never. Maybe I run in the wrong circles."... I got similar responses from natives of Louisiana (and we know them coon-asses don't lie). Let it go, girl, "all y'all" is an abomination. LOL

Lack of reviews.

That, and improper use of the ellipsis. Originally Posted by JohnnyYanks

Plus...you know...they call ellipses the slut of punctuation...

Plus...you know...they call ellipses the sluts of punctuation... Originally Posted by LilMynx69

Surely "they" mind their parallelism.

So ... my dealbreakers are anyone who does not meet my standards. I am getting older and know what I like, and find I have little reason and little inclination to compromise. So, my standards:

* petite, ideally, but at the very least HWP, and I am not generous in judging HWP.
* intelligent, articulate, witty, skilled at verbal sparring, a bit sarcastic, a bit of a sharp tongue. (okay, maybe more than a bit....)
* bbbj, dfk, gfe, iop.
* athletic, outdoorsy.
* a girl-next-door sort of attractive features.
* not too young (or at least mature way beyond her age, if below 30!). Older than my daughters a definite plus!
* experienced and worldly.
* good tcb as well as bcd skills. (absolutely must be able to plan ahead!)
* good hygiene (but is anyone not for good hygiene?)
* must love sex.
* fun-loving; experimental, open to new experiences.

There are a few things that do not concern me. I don't mind smokers, although I do not partake. I have no preference over race, or hair color for that matter. I prefer independents and won't see someone who does not at least claim to be independent. No illegal substances....

There. Is this so much to ask? lol. Really, I have just described my almost perfect woman. Fortunately I am blessed to actually know her, at least in one of her manifestations.

I draw the line at eating during sex.
Chewing gum is ok.
Chewing tobacco is not.

I'm dying to say something here but don't want to hijack my own thread ;-)

But statistically, you are much more likely to get a few things via CFS than BBBJ.
But if you have a health care background, you already know that.

But there are hundreds of other threads about this topic. Kia, if you'd like to discuss that, I'd suggest a fresh new thread!

Xoxo Originally Posted by LilMynx69

she wasn't trying to discuss it she was only stating why she won't, which I feel she didn't need to have to justify in the first place, it like haggling over the rate, not negotiable nor reason to explain.

woohooo empty wallet! yeaaaaaaayeaaaaaa!!

That is why you should read all of the reviews. If she doesn't offer what you require than move on. If a lady says she won't accept smokers than I move on. Blow jobs are something I can get along with out. I just want to straight fuck and not listen to some fake screams. I don't want to hear her cell phone dancing on the bed side table either. I don't give a fuck that your child may need to contact you the child can leave a VM.

I'm a pretty easy going guy with few deal breakers.

No DATY is a deal breaker for me. Unless you can suggest/deliver a suitable alternative(which you probably can't) to of my favorite activities with a lady then I'll find someone else.

Shady or poor business practices, like not contacting me back within a reasonable amount of time or not announcing tour cancellations. I don't waste your time so don't waste mine, if you don't want to/can't see me just say so.

Last but not least is double booking. If you try to do a half assed rush job and whine about me wanting to use all my payed for time, you'll definitely get a no review with all the details.

Stuff like smoking, poor grammar etc I can overlook if the experience is great.

My family has been in the South and Southwest since before the American Revolution. I don't know anyone who says "all y'all". While I have spent a fair amount of time in Atlanta, I am not from there - but I do have a number of friends who are natives of Atlanta. So I put the question to them and this response from one of them seems to be representative: "I've never heard all y'all. Never. Maybe I run in the wrong circles."... I got similar responses from natives of Louisiana (and we know them coon-asses don't lie). Let it go, girl, "all y'all" is an abomination. LOL Originally Posted by Magnetron

My family moved to Atlanta when I was four years old, and I have never heard the phrase "all y'all" used in conversation. In my adult life I have lived in other Southern and Southwest states and have never heard the phrase.

Maybe Larry the Cable Guy uses it in his acts.

LOL I am spitting pepsi all over my keyboard!!!
Empty & Magnetron have some silly avatars....and they are "matching up humourusly where they are placed in this thread"!!!!


Anybody know the difference between a southern girl *& a northern girl????

Northern girls tell the boy "you can"...........and a southern girl tells the boys "all yall can"!!!

... Chewing gum is ok. Chewing tobacco is not. Originally Posted by cabletex7

That's a discerning Gent right there.

she wasn't trying to discuss it she was only stating why she won't, which I feel she didn't need to have to justify in the first place, it like haggling over the rate, not negotiable nor reason to explain. Originally Posted by dreamvacationdates

OK

That is why you should read all of the reviews. If she doesn't offer what you require than move on. If a lady says she won't accept smokers than I move on. Blow jobs are something I can get along with out. I just want to straight fuck and not listen to some fake screams. I don't want to hear her cell phone dancing on the bed side table either. I don't give a fuck that your child may need to contact you the child can leave a VM. Originally Posted by tucson

This is great because it applies to real life or the hobby...all good points. Thx