What gets under your skin a little?

I have two maybe more, but I'll start with two for now.
1. The P whipped Hobbyist/John who runs and tells Providers that someone mentioned them in the ML. As if she is going to give him some sort of discount or freebie......

2. The provider who says "my intent is not to offend anyone, but I have a right to my preference and my preference is to not see AA men".
Umm... Okay so, you won't take $200, $300, $500 or more from a guy who has a darker pigmentation, but you will take $140 to suck and sleep with someone who may be missing teeth, stinky, gross and maybe the most unattractive thing you have ever seen, however due to his skin color you are all on that? That is probably the funniest shit I've ever read.
PSA - not all black guys are thugs, not all black guys rob people, not all black guys are pimps, not all black guys wear saggy pants.
And for all the grammar police, I will use ebonics on this one... This negro is a classy gentlemen. FA SHO #Realtalk... Hey, I had to end it on the "black" note.. LMAO

lol BigPapa...I think I luv ya.....oops,I meant "love" you!

lol BigPapa...I think I luv ya.....oops,I meant "love" you! Originally Posted by DallasRain

Haha.. I am just a straight shooter Ms. Dallas

I have two maybe more, but I'll start with two for now.
1. The P whipped Hobbyist/John who runs and tells Providers that someone mentioned them in the ML. As if she is going to give him some sort of discount or freebie......

2. The provider who says "my intent is not to offend anyone, but I have a right to my preference and my preference is to not see AA men".
Umm... Okay so, you won't take $200, $300, $500 or more from a guy who has a darker pigmentation, but you will take $140 to suck and sleep with someone who may be missing teeth, stinky, gross and maybe the most unattractive thing you have ever seen, however due to his skin color you are all on that? That is probably the funniest shit I've ever read.
PSA - not all black guys are thugs, not all black guys rob people, not all black guys are pimps, not all black guys wear saggy pants.
And for all the grammar police, I will use ebonics on this one... This negro is a classy gentlemen. FA SHO #Realtalk... Hey, I had to end it on the "black" note.. LMAO Originally Posted by Bigpapa1

You are a classy and very handsome gentleman. I understand that some ladies NBA policy is offensive, it doesn't bother me though, it just leaves more Big Pappa for me ;-)

Cute, BP!

When you post a question and people start talking to each other about something off subject on your thread.

" I went down on her and after 6-7 O's she begged me to stop" , I mean , come on guys. Originally Posted by Brmike1963

And the next sentence reads "I was surprised she was able to take it all" lol. Oh and they usually have a signature position in the activities section.

oops so sorry I got off track! BigPapa just made me drool! lol

I hate when I am setting up a double,and the other chick is late/does not bring her own supplies/or does not "fix her self up for the occassion"......that has happened to me alot in other cities I tour.


I try to always look at the positive,but sometimes........

Cute, BP! Originally Posted by heidilynnla

OOOOO Ms. Heidilynn, You just took me back. Way back... I'm feeling a warm fuzzy towards you right now.. I think I want to hug you... LOL

You are a classy and very handsome gentleman. I understand that some ladies NBA policy is offensive, it doesn't bother me though, it just leaves more Big Pappa for me ;-) Originally Posted by April Cox

Leave it to April to make me blush... I am feeling warm and fuzzy for you too. LOL

++1 April Bigpapa1 is a very classy, sexy, handsome & amazing gentleman!

++1 April Bigpapa1 is a very classy, sexy, handsome & amazing gentleman! Originally Posted by BootyfulGia

Gia Gia Gia, you are attempting to make me take that drive east on I-10 to New Orleans huh? It's working you sexy beast!

Well that wasn't my intention, but cum on & make me scream your name Bigpapa!!! I'll be waiting like my pic to the left of below, face down, ass up........

Girls who post ads "5 STAR VIP SERVICE" location- Chef Hwy/ NO East & pics taken with mix/ match bra & panties, no shoes, dirty feet& a cigg in hand in the mirror of a roach motel bathroom!

Saw ad on bp during NBA All Star last weekend "$40 Special, me or my girl, or both for $80, "Must be searched by our pimp first, no exceptions!"
Originally Posted by BootyfulGia

To be fair, I have received 5-star VIP service from a bargain-priced girl in a crappy part of town--not regularly, but it's happened.

I'm w/you on a girl smoking in her ad. I can't speak to the mix & match underwear thing though: I think that bothers women more than men as a rule: I don't care what a girl wears in her ad--I'd as soon it be nothing so I know what I'm going to get. As PD would say: "I wan see her nekid so I could of know what she was all bout wit no close on." Missed the pimp ad--"would of" (sorry PD--I can't not do it now) LMAO if'n "I seen" (again Dave--you NEVER "SHOULD OF TOLE" ME IT BOTHURD U!) it.

Also, O-T but Big Papa's comment made me think of this & I thought I would die laughing: a friend posted a picture of a grocery-store sign for the food that was on its aisle: "Asian/Hispanic/Crackers" & said, "Umm, a little sensitivity here? We prefer the term 'white folks'."

I'm w/Papa on the ML thing too although frankly I always assumed whatever I said there would eventually get out anyway.

Fake flirting, trying to drum up business in Co-ed threads. J/k, no really

Sorry couldn't resist