What's your favorite line?

Bartleby: You know, here's what I don't get about you. You know for a fact that there is a God. You've been in His presence. He's spoken to you personally. Yet I just heard you claim to be an atheist.
Loki: I just like to fuck with the clergy, man. I just love it, I love to keep those guys on their toes.

Dogma
oden's Avatar
  • oden
  • 02-09-2010, 11:37 AM
Elwood Blues: We're on a mission from God.
oden's Avatar
  • oden
  • 02-09-2010, 12:33 PM
Bill: We're all adults here - we can talk about this openly...
[writing on chalkboard] Bill: PROSTITUTION! But what does that mean really? Let's break up the word. First there's Pros... well, that doesn't mean anything really... then there's Tit... we all know what that means... and then there's shun to shun is to say No! To push it away! To shun something is, well... it really doesn't belong in this word at all, really.
Night Shift.
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From the movie, The Other Boleyn Girl, "You are the King, so be one!"
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Bill: We're all adults here - we can talk about this openly...
[writing on chalkboard] Bill: PROSTITUTION! But what does that mean really? Let's break up the word. First there's Pros... well, that doesn't mean anything really... then there's Tit... we all know what that means... and then there's shun to shun is to say No! To push it away! To shun something is, well... it really doesn't belong in this word at all, really.
Night Shift. Originally Posted by oden
Haha, I was thinking about this EXACT quote last night.
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From Aliens3, Do you want it on your feet or on your knees!?
Zsa Zsa Gabor:
"I'm a very good housekeeper. Everytime I get a divorce...I keep a house dahling!"
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"I'm your huckleberry..."
Doc Holiday in Tombstone
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[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9-5TmlZgPu4&feature=related"]YouTube- Steve Martin on 60 Minutes: Vagina![/ame]
oden's Avatar
  • oden
  • 02-12-2010, 03:31 PM
Sex is the most fun you can have without laughing.

Woody Allen
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Not at the table Carlos! Four of us wolves, running around the desert together, in Las Vegas, looking for strippers and cocaine. (Alan Garner) The Hangover
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Swan speaking to Mercy: "Why don't you just tie a mattress to your back? You don't care where it is, do you? "
-The Warriors (1979)
"Respect the Cock!"
Don't remember the title of the film.

From UNFAITHFUL: "There is no such thing as a mistake. There are things you do, and things you don't do."

From Karate Kid: Mr. Miyagi: "Walk on the road; walk right, safe; walk left safe. Walk middle, sooner or later you squished like grape."

Al Pacino as Scarface: "First you get the money, then you get the power, and then you get the women."
oden's Avatar
  • oden
  • 02-14-2010, 01:18 AM
Don't feed the trolls.
oden's Avatar
  • oden
  • 02-14-2010, 02:00 AM
A true man hates no one.
Bull shit.