How to say....?

dearhunter's Avatar
Rumor has it.................ijs
Dorian Gray's Avatar
Your BFE.... I see mijo is back
pyramider's Avatar
I do not recall mijo wanting OTC time to wine, dine, and score some free nookie from providers.
Slitlikr's Avatar
Now, now gents!
All this hostility over a bad whiff off the cum hole of a sperm burping gutter slut?
Dorian Gray's Avatar
^^^^
This thread has been about VenusNova all this time???
boardman's Avatar
Jealousy....it's so apparent...

Originally Posted by SNL9933
Jealous? Of what?

How many reviews have hooktards written on you?
I mean ones where they don't have to give you your balls back...
Well thanks for the laughs boys. If I wrote an honest review of whom I've seen that have surprised me with uncleanliness, I may just give up as they've been some of my favorites. I'm happy it isn't every time but I do expect a certain level if I am to put out a buck. Just saying. Still, hard to tell them outright. Just not comfortable. Originally Posted by Larch4
I agree it would be hard to tell someone that but it's better than throwing up on them. Fortunately I've come across this issue only once in the hobby and I smelled it before I even went down. I just told the girl sorry but I don't eat pussy. However, she asked me to eat it saying she really liked it and kept looking at me like "what". I said to myself this bitch really is crazy if she think my mouth is going there. I didn't review her because I'm not in the business of messing with people's business so as long as my safety and security isn't willfully jeopardized.

I keep a survival kit in my car that includes disinfectant baby wipes in my trunk so that I can clean my hands after I pump gas so I'm always prepared for whatever. Providers are welcomed to use my wipes if needed.

Yes my survival kit (most times)does include my Beretta. Lol
Jealous? Of what?

How many reviews have hooktards written on you?
I mean ones where they don't have to give you your balls back... Originally Posted by boardman
A shower before a session should be understood to be a requirement without any request or reminder.

. . . Which now begs the question, do you need to be reminded to take a shower before a date?


Originally Posted by Fast Gunn

I always do but Im sure there is some hooktard that doesnt ijs...
  • DMike
  • 09-30-2014, 09:00 PM
I've had several sessions with well known providers, very well known, that have had that unfortunate unclean scent. There's no way I'm doing DATY and honestly haven't been able to finish at times due to the scent. It is not pretty and lingers on me after the meeting.

So my question is, how would you softly tell a provider about this? Or wouldn't you? It's my buck. Should I be so critical? I make sure I've peed , showered and am as clean as possible before meetings. Should I expect the same? Should I say anything? Thanks for your opinions. Originally Posted by Larch4
aja so you have hit it knowing it reeks before ? Like a BOSS ! This is one of the reasons i don't do daty with providers but has happened to me twice only payed her for the blow..didn't know if it was her ass or pussy that stunk but i didn't stick it in ! fuck that but tell her the truth ! ive done it ! tell her your pussy stinks , how hard is that. But ya if she was your wifey or g/f id more sensitive about it. Babe are you on your period