Hobby Cash Management

Start collecting autographed sports memorabilia. Go down to Academy and buy a $15 football and sign JJ Watt's name on it and put it in a protective glass case. Tell wifey it's worth 500 but you picked it up for only 250, when you really spent the money banging your favorite provider's brains out. Only use cash. Not only will your so not get mad she'll be happy that you bought something that can be sold later for a profit. You could fill up a whole room with fake shit you bought to launder your hobby money.

Another upside is if she ever divorces you and files to gain possession of your valuable collection you'll get the last laugh knowing it's just a bunch of worthless crap.

Seriously, if you have to resort to these shenanigans to bang some strange then you need to just stop playing in this hobby. It is sad to read these posts and realize the effort that some of you are putting in on this.

If my wife tried to tell me what to do with my money, she would no longer be my wife. She gets plenty to do whatever she wants with so she knows not to even go there. Man up.

I can NOT imagine letting someone else control my money...!! Maybe you should bring her to play with you!! You get off, she gets off and then y'all can ride into the sunset.

I'm sorry you're in this situation though. I could imagine it would be hard to move money around with out your SO finding out. You could leave her or just "go on trips with your buddies more" or actually do that and take out more money then you spend on the trips and pocket it to spend with some sexy young thang.

Start collecting autographed sports memorabilia. Go down to Academy and buy a $15 football and sign JJ Watt's name on it and put it in a protective glass case. Tell wifey it's worth 500 but you picked it up for only 250, when you really spent the money banging your favorite provider's brains out. Only use cash. Not only will your so not get mad she'll be happy that you bought something that can be sold later for a profit. You could fill up a whole room with fake shit you bought to launder your hobby money.

Another upside is if she ever divorces you and files to gain possession of your valuable collection you'll get the last laugh knowing it's just a bunch of worthless crap. Originally Posted by Golovkin

haha.

How about losing your wallet? Getting robbed? Or straight out, helping a friend in need?

I can NOT imagine letting someone else control my money...!! Maybe you should bring her to play with you!! You get off, she gets off and then y'all can ride into the sunset.

I'm sorry you're in this situation though. I could imagine it would be hard to move money around with out your SO finding out. You could leave her or just "go on trips with your buddies more" or actually do that and take out more money then you spend on the trips and pocket it to spend with some sexy young thang.

Originally Posted by HeavenShaw

nice showcase!

she's right ....use your head, maybe help out an old "friend of yours" a vet who's down on his luck, he may or may not pay you back ....but your conscience made you loan the imaginary friend enough to see Heaven^^^^^^

Well, pardon my morality but I am a strong believer in joint accounts once married. If your SO took over its probably coz she can't explain why u r always broke and wants to see it or she already knows and this is what she has decided to try out to see if it's gonna change u. If u intend to stay married, get a new hobby to prove where the cash has been going to. It has to be something innocent like expensive lunches and late night snacking, gambling is always a good one (maybe not in texas). Just find something.

On future, I recommend u convince her you both need a spending account that is not monitored and then budget your hobby activities based on how much is there.

This reminds me of how easy it is to hobby when u r single. On the flip side, when I get married, I will not hobby again.

So my SO has taken over our finances, .... Originally Posted by penisboi

Is it your money or her money?

Well, pardon my morality but I am a strong believer in joint accounts once married. Originally Posted by iquit

Sir, the word is spelled "principal" .... not principle.

This is the 21st century ... she has her money and he has his!

I believe in "equality"!!!!!

I am interested in knowing the outcome? I do believe in this case honesty would be the best policy. She took over the finances for a reason; perhaps OP was not as careful as he thought. If he continues, she may confirm it and then divorce is right around the corner. A woman just doesn't changer her mind about how finances are done unless there is a legit concern over something. Did she state why? Were some bills not getting paid? There had to be some discussion. There had to be a motive. I hope the OP fills us in...

Simple...tell your SO you want to withdraw some money to go fuck a hooker Originally Posted by Wakeup

That's actually good advice.

Yeah, I need to figure out some sort of hobby or side job I can blame it on. Bad thing is i have to have something tangible so I can blame it on that lol And something i have to use cash for and not debit card...I was thinking of blaming it on CC security reasons...like with all of those skimmers in the news that are out there now. and that i need to carry around cash from now on :> and then just skim off of that.... hmmm, damn, i think that may work decently hahaha
i'll need to get my facts straight, but that might do it Because right everything is bought through debit card. but if i get cash all the time i can easily pocket more weekly..and it'll be untracable.


thx for the brainstorming Originally Posted by penisboi

I know a few people who have set up a bank account at a different bank & they have a set amount sent to that account from there check..

A woman just doesn't changer her mind about how finances are done unless there is a legit concern over something. Originally Posted by Victoria Columbari

Yea! The "Golden Rule"!

She with the GOLD RULES!!!!!

[QUOTE=penisboi;1058332870I am able to pilfer about 20-30 every 2 weeks [/QUOTE]

I... just... can't...

where do you buy your food? On Waltons' Mountain?