He took advantage of me on a jetski in the middle of the ocean

Edit: Just realized that SillyGirl had anticipated my comment. I agree, but I think it's a guy masquerading as a girl. Not even clueless girls think a size 5 dress is XXS. Originally Posted by Bobave

Or possibly a gay guy who hates women. Or a cross dresser who wears size 5 dresses. LOL.

I'm a size 5 and I'm small but not xxs.

Isis, If you are a writer, you better hire yourself a proofreader as your spelling and grammar are atrocious. Says is not sais, it's says. Swallow is swallow, not swollow. Those are just two of many errors you made. Originally Posted by hobbyist1

Exactly why she is not London Rayne. I know for a fact that London has good grammar and can spell simple words. No offense but just pointing it out. Wait, this is an SHMB.. this ain't english class .

Exactly why she is not London Rayne. I know for a fact that London has good grammar and can spell simple words. No offense but just pointing it out. Wait, this is an SHMB.. this ain't english class . Originally Posted by Naomi4u

I agree with you, Naomi. Unless whoever it is is trying to throw all of us off course by intentionally having poor grammar and spelling.

BTW, I love your style. I wish more members on here were like you.

BTW, I love your style. I wish more members on here were like you. Originally Posted by hobbyist1

Awww

Lets give it a rest speculating about who is who.

Awww Originally Posted by Naomi4u

Back at ya, babe.

... I've been escorting for a couple years now. It started when I entered into a sugar daddy relationship, but thats for another day.

Perhaps people think I'm a writer because I speak so eloquently sometimes? I even had newby clients say to me: you sound way too smart to be an escort, I can't do this, I think your a cop.

Um, that was offensive yes. But people have always been suspicious of me because I don't come across as a desperate drugged infused person. I wonder if, just because I like to share about my experiences and write them, if thats whats happening here?
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Originally Posted by incognito isis

What is offensive with your post is that you must believe that if a woman doesn't come across as "a desperate drugged infused person" that clients would suspect them of being a police officer.

What a derogatory statement towards those of us who are escorts, don't do drugs and also present themselves in a decent fashion! Also, there are those of us who are exceptionally capable of writing complete sentences with good word usage.

This isn't particularly uncommon (sorry for the double negative) in the escort circles that I run with nor the many that I banter about with on this board.

Finally, and this could be contributed to my client base, it isn't at all surprising to a man that I'm able to speak somewhat nicely. The same goes for my compadres in this business. What usually will surprise the living crap out of a client/friend is that I can actually say some fairly base stuff in private. THAT is more shocking to them overall.

Elisabeth

What is offensive with your post is that you must believe that if a woman doesn't come across as "a desperate drugged infused person" that clients would suspect them of being a police officer.

What a derogatory statement towards those of us who are escorts, don't do drugs and also present themselves in a decent fashion! Also, there are those of us who are exceptionally capable of writing complete sentences with good word usage.

This isn't particularly uncommon (sorry for the double negative) in the escort circles that I run with nor the many that I banter about with on this board. Originally Posted by ElisabethWhispers

Very well said Elisabeth.

Thank you Elisabeth! I think we will leave that as the last word here.