Twitter thinks trump is dead

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Gentlemen back on topic or this will be closed
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POTUS hasn't been seen since yesterday, wasn't seen today, and has no public events scheduled this weekend. He hasn't even been seen in public since Wednesday, and we don't know if he'll be seen in public until Tuesday. Rumors are circulating that he's died.
Twitter is having a heyday and, after a federal appeals court ruled 7-4 today that POTUS' tariffs are unconstitutional as they violate Congress' authority over the purse and the International Emergency Economic Powers Act.
Could also explain why vp couch fucker said he was ready to take over if trump croaks.
Additionally, fast food orders in DC are skyrocketing. This only happens when there is some kind of all hands national event going on.


hmm Originally Posted by onawbtngr546

this post didn't age well did it?


https://www.primetimer.com/news/pent...n-the-building


the only thing that is going to quell the unrest is if this old fuck gets behind the camera and tells the American people that he's still alive and isn't a body double. Not seen for 4 days, Biden is way too old to be POTUS! Wait, no I meant trump 555
But weren't yins saying the same thing about Biden? That he was old? lol Originally Posted by onawbtngr546

he did. at his golf course



BAHAHAAAAA


Trump Pictured Heading to Play Golf After Baseless Viral Death Speculation

https://www.google.com/search?client...f+this+weekend



Oh, I'm praying for trump alright... Originally Posted by tommy156
Ah well, false alarm. But gee, nobody says anything about him for going MIA for 4 days, but Biden sure was old huh? Originally Posted by onawbtngr546
FUCK Originally Posted by tommy156

how amusing and easy that you are fooled by the media and your tds



the liberal media owns you butt you don't even know you are in a media induced CULT


Now they're saying his leg may need amputated.

I'll pray on this some Originally Posted by HDGristle

pray on what? his leg or his life?


BAHHAAA


Clots and prayers! Originally Posted by Snafu412
Make Amputation Great Again Originally Posted by tommy156
I long for the day Trump meats the boatman. The river Styx needs 2 coins. Adios Originally Posted by eyecu2

amusing thoughts from the Cult of TDS


Nah. The high road doesn't work with these people. And wannabe dictators have no place in this country. The sooner he's gone, the better. Originally Posted by tommy156
Yes its gone on far too long, ten years of this asshole and his followers destroying the soul of this country!
Civility?
Fuck that! Originally Posted by Snafu412

you don't make that call. voters do. your candidate lost. by a mile. get over it


Oh, the irony. At least we're not invading the Capitol and assaulting cops when we lose. Hypocrites are "entertaining", too.

I gotta ask: who's running the country right now? Because I don't think ol' Cankle Barrell is physically up to the task. Originally Posted by tommy156

TRUMP


She pulled that misogyny and racisim right out of you didnt she!
Yeah terrible candidate!
Ever think that perhaps right wingers are just terrible humans!
And no the very worst persidential candidate and president ever was and is DJT! Originally Posted by Snafu412



how may "terrible humans" do you actually know and what would they think of your toughie tuff internet bullshit comments?
onawbtngr546's Avatar
The best cultists are those who aren't aware they have been indoctrinated


One day trump will be dead and the maga's reality will be shattered. When that day comes, I have a bottle of wine I'm going to drink. But don't fool yourself into thinking everything is finished. trump is just a puppet. he isn't actually in control. he is the figure head. he's the little orange fuzz of mold you see on your cheese. Hope that you aren't dumb to think that cutting it off means your cheese is now mold free, because once you see it, it means it has already taken root much deeper.
Jacuzzme's Avatar
how may "terrible humans" do you actually know and what would they think of your toughie tuff internet bullshit comments? Originally Posted by The_Waco_Kid
I’d consider one who’d celebrate the death of a politician they disagree with that. There’s several in this thread alone. Funny thing is that they somehow picture themselves on moral high ground, when in reality their character and morals are lower than whale shit.
txdot-guy's Avatar
I’d consider one who’d celebrate the death of a politician they disagree with that. There’s several in this thread alone. Funny thing is that they somehow picture themselves on moral high ground, when in reality their character and morals are lower than whale shit. Originally Posted by Jacuzzme
It doesn’t take a lot to be more moral than Trump.

I doubt that there are that many people who would actually perpetuate violence against Trump but you are right. When Trump dies there will be a lot of people dancing in the streets.

That’s because El Schitzenpants has gone out of his way all his life to make enemies out of those who disagree with or oppose him.

I certainly won’t be shedding a tear when he is out of office however it occurs.
Jacuzzme's Avatar
I doubt that there are that many people who would actually perpetuate violence against Trump but you are right. When Trump dies there will be a lot of people dancing in the streets. Originally Posted by txdot-guy
Every one of them being morally bankrupt. We should beyond this.
eyecu2's Avatar
Every one of them being morally bankrupt. We should beyond this. Originally Posted by Jacuzzme
I hope you're joking. Lolling.

I know about 55% of the US will learn a new dance called the Trump!
Every one of them being morally bankrupt. We should beyond this. Originally Posted by Jacuzzme
Lol. Holy hell. This has to be a joke, right?

Wait until you see the worldwide celebration that breaks out when trump dies. It's gonna make New Year's Eve look like Chuck E. Fuckin' Cheese.

His is the most anxiously anticipated death of the 21st century - followed closely by that of his boss and owner, Vladdy Putin.
Jacuzzme's Avatar
I hope you're joking. Lolling.

I know about 55% of the US will learn a new dance called the Trump! Originally Posted by eyecu2
Yes, celebrating a persons death is 100% morally bankrupt. In the service we gave aid to the same people trying to kill us if they needed it, sometimes at great risk to the aid givers safety. Go ahead and continue to be disgusting human beings, and losing elections to those guided by values, morality and basic human decency.
HDGristle's Avatar
Trump is guided by none of that
onawbtngr546's Avatar
Yes, celebrating a persons death is 100% morally bankrupt. In the service we gave aid to the same people trying to kill us if they needed it, sometimes at great risk to the aid givers safety. Go ahead and continue to be disgusting human beings, and losing elections to those guided by values, morality and basic human decency. Originally Posted by Jacuzzme

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ftRCvptM_QE


https://time.com/archive/7073308/cel...ama-bin-laden/




I guess we've been bankrupt since Osama Bin Laden. And Hitler.


What am I saying? Those two men were great leaders! Nobody celebrated their deaths! Even though their death didn't mark the end of the fight, nobody celebrated! Sure!


People will celebrate when trump finally dies.



And a few years later, all the ex-magas will be saying they celebrated shoulder to shoulder with the rest of us, and that they weren't ever magas.


But nah, biden was too old. But now trump is just as old and he's halfway dead and mentally inept but it is fine, because this country is already morally bankrupt. And financially bankrupt. lol
txdot-guy's Avatar
Go ahead and continue to be disgusting human beings, and losing elections to those guided by values, morality and basic human decency. Originally Posted by Jacuzzme
Of course the problem with this statement is the fact that the MAGA party is the party of America First. Which means that they save their morality and basic human decency for those who they think are Americans. Every body else can go piss up a rope.

Their treatment and vilification of immigrants tells me all I need to know about the MAGA party.