The Perfect Ad

You know, I was broaching this subject more out of curiosity and monotony than for business advice . I thought it would be fun to see some ads written by the guys! Maybe get some fun ideas about contests or stories of originality.

It seems this thread has gotten a little off track. I was even thinking of giving away a free session for the most original mock ad to donate to Safeplace. I'm up for it!

IMO, using all methods of advertising is best...ads, reviews, word of mouth etc. That's just my preference though.

And you are so right, KSoze! That's sage advice

It seems this thread has gotten a little off track. I was even thinking of giving away a free session for the most original mock ad to donate to Safeplace. I'm up for it! Originally Posted by Scarlett Rossi

As I said, I'm game. Give me some advice on where I should post it -- start a new thread? just add on as a new reply to this thread? Talk to me.

New thread! Mock ad. May the best ad err man win. 5 entries only, one winner and to be fair...the co ed can judge One catch.... Winner must donate at least $100 to Safeplace. So...not exactly free, but we will see how it turns out!!

Anything is fine as long as it shows that they proofread it, fixed the spelling errorrs with the FREE SPELLCHECK that's right in front of them. At least it shows they made and error and might have TCB abilities.

Male Hobbyists writing Mock-Ads, Diaries, getting all romantic on Valentines day ... what's next?

I mean I thought I was a sissy, but even I have some pride left. Didn't think so, but hey, THX to you fellow hobbyists, I found some again.

Knock yourself out ..

Scarlett, I think you are great and I wish I had your power to make people do silly things, like you can ! But apparently I lack the right anatomic ingredients.

Male Hobbyists writing Mock-Ads, Diaries, what's next?

I mean I thought I was a sissy, but even I have some pride left. Didn't think so, but hey, THX to you fellow hobbyists, I found some again.

Knock yourself out ..

Scarlett, I think you are great and I wish I had your power to make people do silly things, like you can ! But apparently I lack the right anatomic ingredients. Originally Posted by fun2come

Fun2Come, fact or opinion? I completely disagree, my fellow hobbyist. My career requires that I do small amounts of journal entries, so I saw this as something right up my alley. If Scarlett challenged me to show up at a session wearing a pink tutu and bunny slippers, then......yeah! I support your statement.

I believe that what I am doing/just did shows that I have the male anatomy to step up and accept a fun challenge when it is put out there. You are entitled to your own opinion, but because it is your opinion doesn't mean that everyone has to share your beliefs. If you want to accept the challenge...great! More power to ya! If you don't want to accept the challenge...great! More power to ya! And, don't take this as a slam on ya bro, just know that there are people in this world who don't share your beliefs.

Honestly, I think my ad actually sucks, but ya never know.

Fact: I think Scarlett is great, but never met her, so pure Opinion

It would be a sad place if y'all agree with me. It would be soooo boring and no FUN.

... and as I already had posted an AD in another sissy thread (Diary), and have already lost my new found pride from this thread, check your other thread... and if I win, I will donate the free $100 session to the most boring ad (I will judge and will take bribes starting at $100), as that person will really need some action.

and YES your AD sucks, but see your above statement and mine !!! LOL

and by the way, I am more offended that you don't want to offend me, than if you would indeed try to offend me, but then that would be truly offensive....

Lot's of FUN to us all !!!

and by the way, I am more offended that you don't want to offend me, than if you would indeed try to offend me, but then that would be truly offensive.... Originally Posted by fun2come

Say what???????? LMAO!!!

I wish there was an icon on here of a face with his tongue in a knot! Hmmmm......me thinks Scarlett may have posted this challenge so she can watch the testosterone boil.

More suckiness -- using the plural "women" in a sentence meant for the singular "woman."

New thread! Mock ad. May the best ad err man win. 5 entries only, one winner and to be fair...the co ed can judge One catch.... Winner must donate at least $100 to Safeplace. So...not exactly free, but we will see how it turns out!! Originally Posted by Scarlett Rossi

I'm game for any contest, here's my short entry:

Will you be my secret boyfriend? I’ve never done this before, but I’m feeling horny and it’s Friday night.
Forgive me for saying so, but I’m kinda hot and walk around the office and get admiring stares. It seems guys are afraid to approach me. So I go home and browse match.com… but I’m not interested in a long term thing… for now.
I got on this hooker website kind of by accident, but I don’t know who I’m dealing with, or who to trust. That concerns me some. At the same time anonymous sex sounds exciting. I’d like to earn some money so I can to do some things I need to do. At the same time I’m afraid I might want a little more. I’m in shape and have long hair and love to be touched. Pictures are attached.

See this is what it is all about, either you laugh or you don't get it,
and you even LMAO, FUN-tastic...

Best I could come up with on short notice:
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OR, which is my usual state, my tongue stuck on something
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"I triple dog dare ya!!!" Okay, I think Seeker is the winner, hands down with his ad. Pretty creative I have to say! Seeker, you should repost it under mine and Fun2Come's sh**ty ThreADs in Co-Ed.

I only check in here once a week or so I have no idea of what this argument is about....

Kinda makes my original point... when providers get on eccie people are going to talk about you for better or worse.

Seeker, you should repost it under mine and Fun2Come's sh**ty ThreADs in Co-Ed. Originally Posted by cinnamonshark

Depends if Seeker is a male prostitute like us or has some "decency" left.

At least you completely grasp my existence.

Scarlett, sorry I have hijacked your thread a bit... my previous advise was well meant for providers from my now verified "sh**ty" perspective.

But when male hobbyists start to write sissy mock threADs, well it just got me going in the wrong direction. But all in good FUN !

Ok, fun2 and the rest of you assholes, I admit that I'm an indecent sissy. She asked an excellent question. Lets move on.