How to eat pussy!

So I see SpiceItUp's name in a pussy thread and my sexually-oriented mind starts to wander...Spicy Tuna...then I saw this porn where ladies stuck some cut jalepenos inside (a sorority initiation)...then pussy...food...pussy...food...

Anyway, in the porn, the jalapeno burn surely had to sting, but I wonder if any lady would actually enjoy that tingling sensation as she was being dined on. Originally Posted by nushi
that reminds me. A few years ago I had a couple of cinnamon Altoids before dining and the girl loved it!
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I just completed an advanced continuing education course on the subject of eating pussy. My instructor was the fabulous Ms Francisca.

I think I passed the course, review to follow. Maybe she will chime in and post my grade...
Originally Posted by Rover14
You passed with flying colors! Although I recommend a refresher course from time to time

You take directions well. Soft and slow...... then into my lil pocket.

Rover has a wonderfull trick that I enjoyed .... Soft licks up the clit and then down the clit.
I also enjoyed you licking the tip of my clit with my legs closed... perfect tease to get me nice and wet.

Gentlmen, NEVER tell a lady you know what to do with HER body.
Too often I try to direct a gentleman and their reponse is:
"Lay back and enjoy, I know what I am doing"

Another tip.... if the lady is not getting wet.... You are doing something wrong.
Faking an orgasm is part of being a woman. Providers become experts at faking an orgasm.... We are professionals after all.
How can you really know?
I think the easiest way for a man to know if she is faking or actually having an orgasm, is by her heart rate and breathing.
Double post - sorry!
Gentlmen, NEVER tell a lady you know what to do with HER body.
Too often I try to direct a gentleman and their reponse is:
"Lay back and enjoy, I know what I am doing"

Another tip.... if the lady is not getting wet.... You are doing something wrong.
Faking an orgasm is part of being a woman. Providers become experts at faking an orgasm.... We are professionals after all.
How can you really know?
I think the easiest way for a man to know if she is faking or actually having an orgasm, is by her heart rate and breathing. Originally Posted by Ms Francisca
Excellent advice! I might add to that, ladies don't be afraid to guide us! You don't let a vibrator run wild on your pussy, why let a guys tongue run wild? I love getting and following guidance - it makes it better for both parties!
You passed with flying colors! Although I recommend a refresher course from time to time

You take directions well. Soft and slow...... then into my lil pocket.

Rover has a wonderfull trick that I enjoyed .... Soft licks up the clit and then down the clit.
I also enjoyed you licking the tip of my clit with my legs closed... perfect tease to get me nice and wet.

Gentlmen, NEVER tell a lady you know what to do with HER body.
Too often I try to direct a gentleman and their reponse is:
"Lay back and enjoy, I know what I am doing"

Another tip.... if the lady is not getting wet.... You are doing something wrong.
Faking an orgasm is part of being a woman. Providers become experts at faking an orgasm.... We are professionals after all.
How can you really know?
I think the easiest way for a man to know if she is faking or actually having an orgasm, is by her heart rate and breathing. Originally Posted by Ms Francisca
Or that uncontrolled, spontaneous laughter from the joy of the moment. It looks good on you.
Guys can be too rough when they don't know what the fuck they are doing down there... I also hate when guys are sloppy with DATY... Holy fuck, keep your fucking saliva in your mouth fucker... You're not a dog and my vagina is not a water bowl.

The two finger massaging technique while licking clit gently is very enjoyable... If sexual partner knows how to do it correctly. Originally Posted by XOXO Karla
OMFG!!! Girl, you TOOK THE WORDS RIGHT OUT OF MY MOUTH!!! I have said THE SAME THING COUNTLESS TIMES!!

I enjoy DATY, to an extent. However, sometimes I'm not in the mood for it. And sometimes if I kiss a guy that is a "sloppy kisser" (in my experience) he will be sloppy at DATY. Hence "treating my vagina like a dog's water bowl"! I enjoy intercourse more than anything, but DATY can be nice, AT TIMES.

And I agree, there is NO RIGHT WAY to do it. Every girl is different. I like the GENTLE flickering of the tongue on my clit. And I do not like your tongue IN MY VAGINA! Gross! And I also can't stand when a guy tries to use his fingers to stimulate my clit and is just too rough. I ALSO DO NOT LIKE when a guy stays down there after I've already had an O. After I have an O from DATY I am ready for some different fun time.
I am more than happy to give directions to any guy that will listen.
Well Cara, it's the truth... Just my opinion... Some girls probably love it!! Not me!!

I do absolutely love DATY... When it's good it drives me completely insanebut when it's bad... It's unbearable!! That's when it's time to put that activity to an end hehe
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In my experience, the women who don't enjoy daty that much are the ones who don't
Like the taste of their own pussies. The ones who do, enjoy it a lot. Not saying that the ones who don't like daty have bad tasting ones, they just don't enjoy the taste. I wonder if this is a true representation. We should start a poll.

I am really bad at daty. I need some serious lessons.......ha!
I am really bad at daty. I need some serious lessons.......ha! Originally Posted by newcumerz
What an honest answer!! I like that!! We have plenty of girls here that can help you with some DATY lessons... Myself included!! Hehe
Well Cara, it's the truth... Just my opinion... Some girls probably love it!! Not me!!

I do absolutely love DATY... When it's good it drives me completely insanebut when it's bad... It's unbearable!! That's when it's time to put that activity to an end hehe Originally Posted by XOXO Karla
In my experience, the women who don't enjoy daty that much are the ones who don't
Like the taste of their own pussies. The ones who do, enjoy it a lot. Not saying that the ones who don't like daty have bad tasting ones, they just don't enjoy the taste. I wonder if this is a true representation. We should start a poll.

I am really bad at daty. I need some serious lessons.......ha! Originally Posted by newcumerz
Unbearable is an understatement! Hahaha!!
And I don't know if that is true or not newcumerz, but I like the taste of myself, and several other lady's women parts I've been with as well.
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What an honest answer!! I like that!! We have plenty of girls here that can help you with some DATY lessons... Myself included!! Hehe Originally Posted by XOXO Karla
Will you be my Obi-Wan Kenobi in the art of cunilingus?
I've enjoyed daty for 40 years, never in that time have I thought I knew all there is to know...

What I do know is not every woman does enjoy it especially those that pay their bills by pretending they are our girlfriend for an hour or two.. the really good ones are very good at what they do to keep us coming back for more because when we walk out their door we think we just rocked their world and we are all studs.
Job well done ladies...
I get turned on extra when the guy goes down and gives me an amazing O, then comes up and kisses me with my juices all over his lips and tongue...

I know I taste good. Newcumerz, that would make sense.. I wonder if that is the reason? Or at least partial?
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Kudos on that Tracy. I love licking your sweet pussy and it gets even sweeter as you cum.
hehehe It's been a long while since you last did!!