So, now I know what you people do at these sex clubs....
You argue a lot
Originally Posted by Becky
You got it Becky! It starts when we are kids trading marbles, naturally graduates toward trading wives! It goes something like this...
Man "Honey, I've traded you for the beautiful blond over there for an hour.''
Woman ''Ok but where is her man?''
Man "IDK, she came in with that big ass dog over there.''
Woman "Ok but you can't French kiss her''
Man "Can I at least have sexual intercourse?''
Woman "Yes but it can't be meaningful.''
Man mumbling ''I never have meaningful sexual relations!"
Woman '' Beautiful Blondie, What is your dogs name?''
Beautiful Blond, "Edward.''
Woman ''Ok I'm going to walk Edward while you two sort out all your rules.''
Man "You know Beautiful Blond, If we can agree on the rules of encounter and choose to have sex we will be considered open minded.''
Beautiful Blond "What about my dog?''
Man "My wife isn't that open minded!"
See Becky that swapping thingy ain't as easy as they make it out to be!
I'll admit to not even trying to follow this thread, but anyone that names themself cuckold4u should expect to take some abuse.....
Originally Posted by atlcomedy
LOL...especially if they are going to make fun of my handle!
Well for the record I am not the one who said they were done with the thread and wines and then come back for more (that was that manly WTF)...so I don't think I am getting abuse.
Originally Posted by cuckold4u
Oh you were getting abuse
but it was all in good fun. You and Max ever make it down to Houston make sure and call, I'll take ya out for a swinging good time!
And I wasn't whining (it is whining isn't it folks?) I was chuckling at most. I ain't never seen two people fight about how much more open minded they were than the rest of us in the whole wide world!